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Rickson
06-21-2004, 09:37 PM
post your tennis results here.

singles

sunday- won 6-0, 6-0
monday- won 6-0, 6-0, 6-0, 6-0(2 different players)

doubles

sunday- lost 6-1, 3-6, 5-7
monday- won 7-6, 6-4

Deuce
06-21-2004, 09:47 PM
Why don't you get right to the point and post an ad looking for singles players your level?

Rickson
06-21-2004, 09:52 PM
Why don't you get right to the point and post an ad looking for singles players your level?

OK OK, so my partners are a liability to me.

Phil
06-21-2004, 10:02 PM
Sounds like you've got some really serious singles competition there...Your singles matches should have an asterisk:

*Sunday, opponent was myself, and I beat myself handily as score indicates. Monday, first player is a 95-year old one-legged blind grandmother, second player 18-month old toddler.

Rickson
06-21-2004, 10:06 PM
Sounds like you've got some really serious singles competition there...Your singles matches should have an asterisk:

*Sunday, opponent was myself, and I beat myself handily as score indicates. Monday, first player is a 95-year old one-legged blind grandmother, second player 18-month old toddler.

How about this for specific, Phil?

Sunday- some trash talker named Lou who loves to slice and use drop shots.

Monday- beginner named Jamal, a good kid who's still learning.
Monday- intermediate named Andy who took some time off from the game.

Yes, the victories on Jamal and Andy were pretty lame, but the win against Lou was a legitimate one.

Phil
06-21-2004, 10:46 PM
So, Rickson, your real name is Lou and you were talking trash to yourself and played with yourself, and the next day managed to bagel Jamal (the 18-month old) and Andy (actually short for Andrea, the 95-year old grandma). Exactly what I said before, right.

Rickson
06-22-2004, 06:31 AM
So, Rickson, your real name is Lou and you were talking trash to yourself and played with yourself, and the next day managed to bagel Jamal (the 18-month old) and Andy (actually short for Andrea, the 95-year old grandma). Exactly what I said before, right.

Are you Lou, posting here as Phil?

Senator Jay Bullworth
06-22-2004, 07:37 AM
So Rickson wuz fixin'
to beat trash-talkin', fast talkin' Lou
Lou might've been nuts, but wuz really just a klutz
who had to write "L" and "R" on the bottom of his shoes.
But Phil like Johnny Cash did some math
And exposed Rickson as "A Boy Named Lou"

Ah ha!.... So you meet yourself, then go beat yourself
By the tune of six-love; six-love
I too, beat myself, but I did it with stealth
'Twasn't bagels times two......but it wuz love.

Now Jamal and Andy sound about as dandy
As Rosie O'Donnell's no-pest-strip, grotesque'd fanny
Or as handy as boobs on a bull
Unlike chop-slicin' Lou, these two hadn't a clue
So those "bagels" were a sham, like the song "Mandy"

Beyond your singles glory
The duh-duh-doubles tells the reeaal story
Like lard-butt Rosie with a fart in her
You stink, then claim it's your partner

My draw in doubles? Hell, I stacked it
I beat the "top seeds" Layback and Wackit
Bageling 2.5's in tennis is really ephemeral
Take this tip instead: "shake hands with the 'General'"

With love in my heart and lust in my loins, I am,

Idiomatically (if not gramatically) yours,
Senator Jay Bullworth

Rickson
07-01-2004, 02:55 PM
Played an imtermediate named Raul on Tuesday 6/29. Beat him 6-2, 6-1, 6-4.