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alienhamster
07-05-2006, 09:56 PM
. . . where Henin-Hardenne gets her @ss thoroughly destroyed by Mauresmo? That would be very, very satisfying.

I know you're a mental case, Amelie, but please take out Boring Shriekfest in the semis and Grease Hand in the final.

KBalla08
07-05-2006, 10:17 PM
not me... i wana see Shriekfest vs Clijisters

newnuse
07-05-2006, 11:45 PM
Yes I would want to see this matchup. Mauresmo vs Henin would make for a great Men's final

snoflewis
07-06-2006, 12:14 AM
lmao at all the replies...

Max G.
07-06-2006, 04:36 AM
Would make for a good final - I might actually watch that...

ATXtennisaddict
07-06-2006, 05:59 AM
i want to see a sharapova henin final. Mauresmo sucks ***.

jaykay
07-06-2006, 06:03 AM
. . . where Henin-Hardenne gets her @ss thoroughly destroyed by Mauresmo? That would be very, very satisfying.

I know you're a mental case, Amelie, but please take out Boring Shriekfest in the semis and Grease Hand in the final.

-chortle-, hilarious post!!!

Totally agree, I'd want Mental Case to destroy The Rat in the finals.

Arafel
07-06-2006, 06:10 AM
. . . where Henin-Hardenne gets her @ss thoroughly destroyed by Mauresmo? That would be very, very satisfying.

I know you're a mental case, Amelie, but please take out Boring Shriekfest in the semis and Grease Hand in the final.

I'd love to see that, just because it would be sweet payback for the embarassing sportsmanship display by Henin in the AO final earlier this year. And then Amelie would get her moment of hitting the final shot!

d70
07-06-2006, 06:27 AM
no i dont want to see a man in another women's final. sharappy and henin.

brolycjw
07-06-2006, 06:42 AM
I don't want to see shriekfest in the finals, that's all.

skip1969
07-06-2006, 06:58 AM
it scares (but doesn't surprise) me that you guys:

1. judge the women players solely on their looks
2. refer to the ones you don't fancy as "men"

ms. mauresmo and mrs. hardenne would probably wipe the floor with you guys on a tennis court (or a fist fight, even). and if they did, you'd go home, all bruised and battered and sh*t, and have to face your friends. who, by the way, would be taunting your *sses with something cute like, "HA, HA! you got beat (up) by a GIRL!"

Rickson
07-06-2006, 07:00 AM
not me... i wana see Shriekfest vs Clijisters
Obviously that's not gonna happen. Go one handers!

crazylevity
07-06-2006, 07:50 AM
on a side note, this is the first time I see Sharapova playing on grass. She CANNOT VOLLEY to save her own life. Mauresmo's just dinking the ball over to draw her into the net and she's just dumping them in the net, long, all over the place.

anonymous2364
07-06-2006, 09:01 AM
Henin-Hardenne is so ugly...

Rickson
07-06-2006, 09:08 AM
An all one hander final! Go Justine!

ACE of Hearts
07-06-2006, 09:11 AM
Henin is not easy on the eyes but she has the most beautiful game on the women's tour.I know that Sharapova's 19 but her game has nothing!She has no weapons.I think she needs to add some weight, maybe that can help her with her groundies.

Condoleezza
07-06-2006, 09:22 AM
I'd love to see that, just because it would be sweet payback for the embarassing sportsmanship display by Henin in the AO final earlier this year. And then Amelie would get her moment of hitting the final shot!


I can't imagine Mauresmo beating Henin in a slam final.
If it weren't for Justine's numerous injuries/illnesses she would have collected at least 10 slams up until now. She reminds me with her versatility of the true greats of all time - Court, Evert, Navratilova, Graf.

Condi

Marat Safinator
07-06-2006, 09:23 AM
i want to see a sharapova henin final. Mauresmo sucks ***.

thats why she beat sharapova

Condoleezza
07-06-2006, 09:24 AM
Henin-Hardenne is so ugly...


Come on!
In the last years we had to endure Wimbledon finalists like Davenport and Serena!!

Condi

Condoleezza
07-06-2006, 09:25 AM
Henin is not easy on the eyes but she has the most beautiful game on the women's tour.I know that Sharapova's 19 but her game has nothing!She has no weapons.I think she needs to add some weight, maybe that can help her with her groundies.


Yes, so she can bash the ball harder ...... :rolleyes:

Condi

Viper
07-06-2006, 09:28 AM
Mauresmo is one of my favorite players so I'll be rooting for her.

KBalla08
07-06-2006, 09:33 AM
mannn sharapova lost.... im so ****ed... ugh o well go mauresmo, i hate HH

alienhamster
07-06-2006, 09:34 AM
Henin is not easy on the eyes but she has the most beautiful game on the women's tour.I know that Sharapova's 19 but her game has nothing!She has no weapons.I think she needs to add some weight, maybe that can help her with her groundies. I don't know if she has THE most beautiful game, but she certainly can do everything around the court.

And I don't care about her physical looks.

But her personality is just ugly, ugly, ugly.

Condoleezza
07-06-2006, 09:39 AM
I don't know if she has THE most beautiful game, but she certainly can do everything around the court.

And I don't care about her physical looks.

But her personality is just ugly, ugly, ugly.


Why this?
Compared to Serena, McEnroe, Connors or Mandlikova she is a sweetie, IMO.

Condi

Rickson
07-06-2006, 09:40 AM
mannn sharapova lost.... im so ****ed... ugh o well go mauresmo, i hate HH
Who said she lost?

alienhamster
07-06-2006, 09:40 AM
Also . . .

People say JHH/Grease Hand has the best all-around game, but I actually think Mauresmo has the best variety out of anyone in the WTA right now. Grease Hand definitely maximizes her game with all her shots and mental strength. But Mauresmo surprises me more with the angles and spins and placement she gets.

alienhamster
07-06-2006, 09:43 AM
Why this?
Compared to Serena, McEnroe, Connors or Mandlikova she is a sweetie, IMO.

Condi well, I can't speak for Mandlikova, but the whole lot of them could be classified this way. (Though McEnroe these days seems like a pretty good guy.)

But no one in their right mind would think JHH is a "sweetie."

Ripper
07-06-2006, 09:47 AM
Obviously that's not gonna happen. Go one handers!

Yesssssssssssssssssssssssss :cool:

Ripper
07-06-2006, 09:49 AM
Also . . .

People say JHH/Grease Hand has the best all-around game, but I actually think Mauresmo has the best variety out of anyone in the WTA right now. Grease Hand definitely maximizes her game with all her shots and mental strength. But Mauresmo surprises me more with the angles and spins and placement she gets.

"Grease Hand"?

alienhamster
07-06-2006, 09:58 AM
"Grease Hand"?
Heh. Sorry. This appellation is on loan from one of the older posters here at TW (whose name I'm forgetting now--a little help, somebody?) Refers to the French Open/Serena incident a few years ago where the hand went up during the serve but she played dumb about doing it. (I think we all know the story.) I think the "Grease" part refers to her generally unctuous play (and maybe her hair?)

I dunno. It sounds like a Dick Tracy villain name, and seems oddly fitting for JHH.

Arafel
07-06-2006, 10:05 AM
Why this?
Compared to Serena, McEnroe, Connors or Mandlikova she is a sweetie, IMO.

Condi

Well, I think it's pretty instructive that Clijsters, who most people acknowledge as one of the nicest women on tour and very easy to get along with, has a very frosty relationship with Henin-Hardenne.

No one could ever accuse Henin of being a sweetie. Between the hand incident at the FO against Serena and the retirement in the AO final this year, I have absolutely no respect for her at all.

Ztalin
07-06-2006, 10:07 AM
Yes I would want to see this matchup. Mauresmo vs Henin would make for a great Men's final

AHAHAHAHAHA. Man that was amazing... thanks for the laugh. And I agree.

edit: That's sig-worthy.

Ztalin
07-06-2006, 10:11 AM
. . . where Henin-Hardenne gets her @ss thoroughly destroyed by Mauresmo? That would be very, very satisfying.

I know you're a mental case, Amelie, but please take out Boring Shriekfest in the semis and Grease Hand in the final.

If Mauresmo double bageled HH in the final, I think I'd shed tears of joy. Then I'd laugh so hard that I'd cry some more. I don't like Mauresmo, persay, I'm neutral to her. But I don't really like HH.

Arafel
07-06-2006, 10:13 AM
AHAHAHAHAHA. Man that was amazing... thanks for the laugh. And I agree.

No, it was f*cking juvenile. Of course, that seems to be right in keeping with many of the posters on this board. How old are, 12?

Ztalin
07-06-2006, 10:15 AM
No, it was f*cking juvenile. Of course, that seems to be right in keeping with many of the posters on this board. How old are, 12?

Relax, go and find yourself a sense of humour.

Oh, and for the record, I'm nearly 19 :)

35ft6
07-06-2006, 10:18 AM
Cool! Ever since I saw her play at the WTA Championships, I've been a "fan" of Amelie. One, she seems like a total sweetheart, and, two, her game is one of the most complete on the WTA tour. Her and Patty Schnyder were the only two girls who were fun to watch. I hope she rips Justine. Now I have a reason to watch the finals.

alienhamster
07-06-2006, 10:19 AM
Cool! Ever since I saw her play at the WTA Championships, I've been a "fan" of Amelie. One, she seems like a total sweetheart, and, two, her game is one of the most complete on the WTA tour. Her and Patty Schnyder were the only two girls who were fun to watch. I hope she rips Justine. Now I have a reason to watch the finals. I like your taste, 35ft6! (And your politics, btw. :) )

ED_4.6HSE
07-06-2006, 10:38 AM
At the end of the day if you want to perv download a porno, not watch a tennis match!

I like both the way they both play, they dont just stand at the baseline bashing it to each other like most of 'em. Should be interesting...

Babblelot
07-06-2006, 11:31 AM
Ooooo, another women's slam final.

I'll put the UNDER/OVER at 50 mins and take the UNDER.

(...of course, Roger never makes things much more interesting, either)

Jet Rink
07-06-2006, 11:36 AM
Yes I would want to see this matchup. Mauresmo vs Henin would make for a great Men's final

It would certainly make for a Men's final! ;)

Jet