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Dedans Penthouse
07-21-2006, 12:41 PM
As a pubic disservice, here are a couple of vingnettes from Sen. Rhyme-as-a-Crime, himself.

Some of these might be hard to follow when reading it "cold turkey" at first blush without a SET-UP in advance, i.e. what exactly was being exchanged in the particular post which LEAD UP to the Senator's raps.

Anyway (at the risk of incurring his wraped wrath), here goes (mini "set ups" preceed the urls):

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1. A guy (norcal) whose bible-thumping, pious neighbor just so happened to be sitting on his tree swing in a skirt wearing nothing underneath (sure....mrs. jimmy swaggart....sure):
http://tt.tennis-warehouse.com/showthread.php?p=1021204#post1021204

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2. In the same thread, the Senator answers (refuses) a nomination of sorts...
http://tt.tennis-warehouse.com/showthread.php?p=1021586#post1021586

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3. Around Wimbledon, 2006, the Senator picks up where slice backhand compliment's lovely Rudyard Kipling-esque "What If?" poem left off:
http://tt.tennis-warehouse.com/showthread.php?p=976915#post976915

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4. A creative TW board member (35ft6) cites himself as a trailblazer as it pertains to composing music for certain 'oral' scenes in adult films. While the Senator acknowledges the poster's creativity, he (the Senator) then goes to bat on behalf of his trusted aide-de-camp Jerome whose own foray into the world of adult film places him (in the eyes of the Senator) squarely in the "creative pioneer" fraternity of the adult film music industry:
http://tt.tennis-warehouse.com/showthread.php?p=796938#post796938

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5. "Forget the question of "same-sex" marriage, Senator Jay Bullworth champions the slightly more controversial issue of marriage between "humans and animals" while throwing down the gauntlet at it's fundamentalist opponents:
http://tt.tennis-warehouse.com/showthread.php?p=790830#post790830

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6. From a thread that asked the question: "Have You Ever Met Your Idol/Hero?":
http://tt.tennis-warehouse.com/showthread.php?p=690355#post690355

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7. Taking his (secret) love interest Vamos Rafa to task for hi-jacking a thread on behalf of her Iberian charge; some young lefty tennis player from Spain by the name of Ralph Nader:
http://tt.tennis-warehouse.com/showthread.php?p=677028#post677028

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8. From a thread that was hi-jacked and ended up "morphing" into yet another (yawn) "my religion is better than your religion" flame fest:
http://tt.tennis-warehouse.com/showthread.php?p=540221#post540221

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9. What woman wouldn't have loved for her lover to take the time (his time) to write such a tender love sonnet to his worshiped betrothed; what Scotsman and/or Kiwi from New Zealand wouldn't be bursting at the seams?..... :
http://tt.tennis-warehouse.com/showthread.php?p=447870#post447870

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10. Calling an ersatz rapper on his plagerizin' even though he's an otherwise good "demo" dude:
http://tt.tennis-warehouse.com/showthread.php?p=354829#post354829

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11. Another love sonnet to the Senator's (secret) love interest:
http://tt.tennis-warehouse.com/showthread.php?p=334320#post334320

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12. On Greg Rudeski's horrible head of hair; made worse by his horrible haircut:
http://tt.tennis-warehouse.com/showthread.php?p=251858#post251858

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13. In spite of some recent "swipes" during her current (apparent) resurgence, this post is "in praise of Serena":
http://tt.tennis-warehouse.com/showthread.php?p=225905#post225905

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14. Tweaking an otherwise "good sport" for his 3.0 chirping about his "undefeated, bagel-laden" victories one weekend:
http://tt.tennis-warehouse.com/showthread.php?p=190329#post190329

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15. Keeping abreast in the midst of yet another (yawn...) "Sexiest Player?" thread:
http://tt.tennis-warehouse.com/showthread.php?p=174712#post174712

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Breaker
07-21-2006, 03:07 PM
This has to be up there for best thread ever made :lol: :D .

Fee
07-22-2006, 08:11 AM
Geez, this is like homework. I'll read it later.

(I'm getting the oddest desire to watch the movie 'Sybil' and I can't figure out why).