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JLBAYERR
07-23-2006, 07:04 PM
Hey, I was just thinking of some funny names for nCode racquets. Nothing against nCode or anything, I have one. Here's a few:

nDigestion

nErtia

nKeeper

nSanity

nVasive Surgery

nTertainment

Just for fun. Feel free to post some of your own creations.:D

Viper
07-23-2006, 07:08 PM
nE-1

nErgy

OrangeOne
07-23-2006, 07:09 PM
nFuriating

nConsistent

nRage

nForcedError :)

JLBAYERR
07-23-2006, 07:26 PM
nFuriating

nConsistent

nRage

nForcedError :)

hasnt that been made?

JLBAYERR
07-23-2006, 07:28 PM
nE-1

nErgy

thats a good one. sounds like something wilson would do

anirut
07-23-2006, 07:35 PM
Here're mine:

nCaged
nCephalitis
nHance

nCrypt
nCyclopedia
nDed

nLess
nErmy
nQuiry

nTombed
nVious

JLBAYERR
07-23-2006, 07:47 PM
nTimidate

nTrude

nPower (I know its EM-power, but whatever)

nCorporate

nGage

nOrmus

nZyme

anirut
07-23-2006, 07:52 PM
nCroach

nSlave

nChant

nAmel

nChain

nCounter

jonolau
07-23-2006, 07:54 PM
nDanger ....

Rincon
07-23-2006, 07:56 PM
nRipoff

nUff

OrangeOne
07-23-2006, 07:56 PM
hasnt that been made?

Whoops - seems you're probably right (I can't find it in tenis but in squash and rball - so probably exists in tennis too) - shows how little I know of the Wilson range! :). Maybe I had heard it before and was subconsciously influenced....

maynardsson55
07-23-2006, 07:58 PM
nTertain
nPress
nTerested in better quality control

Say Chi Sin Lo
07-23-2006, 07:58 PM
nWTF?!

ok back to the serious... how about nStaff (homage to the prostaff line)

maynardsson55
07-23-2006, 08:02 PM
nWTF?!

ok back to the serious... how about nStaff (homage to the prostaff line)
didn't know we were being serious here, sorry.

SFrazeur
07-23-2006, 08:03 PM
nWTF?!

ok back to the serious... how about nStaff (homage to the prostaff line)

They already have the nPS: Ncode Pro Staff.

wilsonfaithful
07-23-2006, 08:04 PM
hasnt that been made?
i dont think so but there is an n-furry

Say Chi Sin Lo
07-23-2006, 08:09 PM
They already have the nPS: Ncode Pro Staff.

You serious??? That's a "prostaff"? that racquet might as well be even balance and it doesnt even break 11oz... oh wow, i had no idea. Thanks for telling me.

OrangeOne
07-23-2006, 08:11 PM
nUff

....we have a winner - that's awesome Rincon :)

JLBAYERR
07-23-2006, 08:13 PM
nWTF?!

ok back to the serious... how about nStaff (homage to the prostaff line)

didn't know we were being serious here, sorry.

naw, weer not bein seeryous

Just for fun. Feel free to post some of your own creations.:D

jonolau
07-23-2006, 08:13 PM
....we have a winner - that's awesome Rincon :)
Yeah, as time progresses and Wilson continues with this naming system, we just have to nDure ....

diredesire
07-23-2006, 08:18 PM
Good one jonolau ;)

Wilson should make a new-to-tennis line, like they have the W line... it could follow in the nCode tradition, performance for inexperienced players... like the

nOObie
nExperienced
nTraining

LudaKrisKG
07-23-2006, 08:18 PM
nFerior .........

JLBAYERR
07-23-2006, 08:20 PM
i dont think so but there is an n-furry

http://i89.photobucket.com/albums/k239/jlbayerr/e0_1.jpg

looseswing
07-23-2006, 08:20 PM
nThisthreadisoffthewallinagoodway

JLBAYERR
07-23-2006, 08:22 PM
nThisthreadisoffthewallinagoodway

true, true...

jonolau
07-23-2006, 08:22 PM
Good one jonolau ;)

Wilson should make a new-to-tennis line, like they have the W line... it could follow in the nCode tradition, performance for inexperienced players... like the

nOObie
nExperienced
nTraining
I also like your aptly named beginners' racquet line ... But I may feel a bit nBarrassed about it's names ;)

JLBAYERR
07-23-2006, 08:23 PM
Line for people that really stink:

nCapable

nDoscopy

nProve, Please!

Tikiman53
07-23-2006, 08:26 PM
nTucky Fried Chicken
nTendo 64
nstation 3

JLBAYERR
07-23-2006, 08:27 PM
nTucky Fried Chicken
nTendo 64
nstation 3

Im likin the sound of that one.:D

TennisProPaul
07-23-2006, 09:16 PM
zzzzzzzzzzzzzz

JLBAYERR
07-23-2006, 09:26 PM
zzzzzzzzzzzzzz

:confused:

SFrazeur
07-23-2006, 09:29 PM
This belongs in the Odds & Ends section.

JLBAYERR
07-23-2006, 09:37 PM
I dont believe it belongs at the same level as the Guys only: best legs and other best female issues thread.

SFrazeur
07-23-2006, 09:39 PM
I dont believe it belongs at the same level as the Guys only: best legs and other best female issues thread.

Yeah, it does. Sorry, but there is not a satire section.

LoneGun
07-23-2006, 09:53 PM
nPod - this is definately gonna sell, it can even come with a pakage with a ipod lol.

nFed - this can targeted at the ignorant general public who would buy anything that's remotely related to federer.

nOne - And 1 copy cat.

nRon - this should come with spikes, it's for the employees to get revenge on their bosses who ruined their lives.

OrangeOne
07-23-2006, 10:13 PM
After seeing nFed, I can't believe none of us has suggested...

nAdal :)

(or should that be nDal ? Either way, I'm sure you get the point, especially as the one thing this board needs is more posts that refer to Federer & Nadal ;) )

anirut
07-23-2006, 10:16 PM
How 'bout ... eh ...

... nNal ...

Robbie_1988
07-24-2006, 12:10 AM
nSidious (ok i know it's insidious not en-sidious but whatever)

snoflewis
07-24-2006, 12:22 AM
nCrediblyPointlessThread

La Bomba
07-24-2006, 02:40 AM
You guys, you guys i have the best name!!!!! N Slayer!!!!!

ShcMad
07-24-2006, 07:22 AM
At this year's French Open final, against Nadal, Federer didn't play with the nCode, but rather with the nChoke! AR AR AR...(pirate laughter).

Disclaimer: I'm not a Fed fan or a Nadal fan. This was all in good fun.

007
07-24-2006, 08:35 AM
nNOYING

nOGOOD

nUMBSKULL

nASTY

n'S-R-US

palmerpursuit
07-24-2006, 09:05 AM
nadal isnt on wilson though...

emcee
07-24-2006, 09:14 AM
:confused:

Only POG's, lead tape, and ProMix interest him.

emcee
07-24-2006, 09:14 AM
nCroyable for the French crowd.

yourserve
07-24-2006, 09:21 AM
n2net,n2backstop and occasionally n2court

zhan
07-24-2006, 09:26 AM
what about "nMazing"

thejackal
07-24-2006, 10:55 AM
nFidel, special edition

hgb765
07-24-2006, 11:09 AM
nV

for people who suck at tennis

Steven87
07-24-2006, 11:13 AM
nERD

Yeah i said it

JLBAYERR
07-24-2006, 12:39 PM
Ok. Realized my mistake. It does belong in Odds and Ends, part of which is due to my putting "Just for fun." Sorry.

JLBAYERR
07-24-2006, 12:43 PM
nERD

Yeah i said it

you can suck it

Dilettante
07-24-2006, 01:43 PM
nForcedError

hahahaha, nice one.

Roffey
07-24-2006, 01:46 PM
nEma

<filler>

slice bh compliment
07-24-2006, 02:29 PM
nRipoff

nUff

Both great ones there, young fella.

Well nDowed
nMeshed
n-Accurate
n-Amored
nCharacter
and for the serious fan of The Who, the nTwhistle.
For our Roman Catholic friends, the n-Maculate conception.
For the guys who like a lady wid a nice onion, the n-Iffer Lopez.
For the mainstream guy who likes the chick next door, the n-Iffer Aniston.
For the Flashdance fan, n-Iffer Beals.
For the fell who is into manly-chick tennis players with horrid shot selection and footwork worse than Davenport, the n-Iffer Capriati.

Okay, nUff is nUff, already.

acetennisman
07-24-2006, 03:28 PM
nDesit(like atp)
ntail
nVelop
N-E1
NTergalactic
nEvitable
N2N ncoded action

acetennisman
07-24-2006, 03:34 PM
This post is funny to me, i must be a nerd

stoffer
07-24-2006, 03:51 PM
nToxicated - includes 500ml chamber of vodka in the handle and retractable drinking spout.

nTangled - the choice of cheaters everywhere, revolutionary grommet placement allows a twisted mess of strings to produce incredible spin, even greater than a spaghetti seteup

nSure - the frame is constructed with a new solid/liquid compound. Solid when exposed to air, liquid when in your mouth. Completely edible, nSure provides 15 essential vitamins and minerals for strong bones and teeth. nSure! To your health!

nNRDen - this racquet will automatically forfeit any of your matches if you are being completely outplayed. With the included speaker and voice synthesiser embedded in the throat your racquet will not only forfeit for you but also provide a list of totally believable excuses including, "Stomach hurts" and "Nail broken".

Game over guys. I win. You cant top the new nNRDen!! :)

slice bh compliment
07-24-2006, 04:40 PM
Yeah, actually the Wilson n-N'Ardenne has been in development for a while now. It showed more promise than results, at first, Then the beta version gained a LOT of weight and ruled the world. Suddenly it disappeared, got really light and temperamental again. This is a brilliant frame that is deathly afraid of testing of any kind.

JLBAYERR
07-24-2006, 05:37 PM
nTuition

nSync [whatever; i guess its for you boy band people out there]

nTrigue

nSide-Out Forehand

bismark
07-24-2006, 07:49 PM
nNNN-bop (Hansen's soon to be released new single)

ThePlungerMan
07-24-2006, 08:21 PM
nSavior
Designed to forgive your tennis court sins

TENNIS_IS_FUN
07-24-2006, 08:33 PM
Nsane....blah blah

porchdoor
07-24-2006, 08:37 PM
i think i will "nSinuate" my own ideas:

nTropy! (for the chemistry/physics-inclined tennis player)
nSulin! (for the premature death of a tennis player)
nHale! (for the respiratorial tennis player)
nDer's Game! (For the well-read tennis player)
nTertain! (for the aspiring entertaining tennis player)
nEma! (for the rectally ill'd tennis player)

brownbearfalling
07-24-2006, 09:28 PM
Nter Da Dragon.
Bruce Lee would use this to play tennis and he would kick Chuck Norris' butt.
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brownbearfalling
07-24-2006, 09:38 PM
Got another one for you guys

n-yo-face

For the US Open

nY
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archangelkc
07-24-2006, 09:43 PM
Here is one:

nMyPants

brownbearfalling
07-24-2006, 09:48 PM
nE-thing
nThalpy
nDefense
nStoppable
nAttack
nAce (Kinda like an Ace)
nXT (they could nCode a string)

That's all I have the nD
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HyperHorse
07-24-2006, 10:52 PM
Nnoying.. :-P

ShooterMcMarco
07-25-2006, 12:07 AM
nSync
nCryption
nArcotics

JLBAYERR
07-25-2006, 08:22 AM
nSavior
Designed to forgive your tennis court sins

Im sorry, but God already does that, and more.

Vermillion
02-12-2008, 11:26 AM
How 'bout ... eh ...

... nNal ...

I love nNal

Vermillion
02-12-2008, 11:26 AM
........... lol