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Duzza
07-25-2006, 03:09 AM
ATP:
Tallest -
Shortest -
Heaviest -
Lightest -
Fastest(IYO) -
Slowest(IYO) -
Coolest -
Nerdiest -
Strongest -
Weakest -
Ladies Man -
Shy Loser -

helloworld
07-25-2006, 04:03 AM
This thread makes no sense. Someone close it please...

The Grand Slam
07-25-2006, 05:19 AM
Tallest: Fabrice Santoro.
Shortest: Chris Guccione.

^^ LOL

Heaviest: No idea.
Lightest: No idea.
Fastest: Jose Acasuso.
Slowest: Rafael Nadal.
Coolest: Guillermo Coria (LOLOLOOL).
Nerdiest: Marat Safin.
Strongest: Lleyton Hewitt.
Weakest: Bob Bryan.
Ladies Man: Roger Federer.
Shy Loser: what the damn?

helloworld
07-25-2006, 05:32 AM
Fine, let's play along.
tallest: Sugiyama
shortest: Karlovic
Heaviest: Hantuchova
Lightest: Labadze
Fastest: Davenport
Slowest: Nadal
Strongest: Donald Young
Weakest: Nadal's left arm
Ladies Man: Mauresmo
Shy loser: what's that ??

The Grand Slam
07-25-2006, 05:33 AM
helloworld

ATP:
Tallest -
Shortest -
Heaviest -
Lightest -
Fastest(IYO) -
Slowest(IYO) -
Coolest -
Nerdiest -
Strongest -
Weakest -
Ladies Man -
Shy Loser -

helloworld
07-25-2006, 06:00 AM
Who the **** cares ? The thread is stupid anyway.

The Grand Slam
07-25-2006, 06:01 AM
Yeah. Good point.

Marat Safinator
07-25-2006, 09:50 AM
ATP:
Tallest -
Shortest -
Heaviest -
Lightest -
Fastest(IYO) -
Slowest(IYO) -
Coolest -
Nerdiest -
Strongest -
Weakest -
Ladies Man -
Shy Loser -

Tallest - Karlovic
Shortest - O rochus
Heaviest - Michael Berrer
Lightest - Vliegen maybe
Fastest(IYO) - canas
Slowest(IYO) -
Coolest - safin
Nerdiest - seppi
Strongest - safin
Weakest - dunno
Ladies Man -safin
Shy Loser - dunno

Duzza
07-25-2006, 11:01 PM
Thanks Safinator for actually TRYING! you too Grand Slam, think you mixed up wrong though :D. And helloworld, get lost you loser. Just because your life is pathetic doesn't mean you have to take it out on us.

The Grand Slam
07-25-2006, 11:15 PM
Duzza: helloworld's right, the thread is pointless and it's going nowhere. My post was a joke. You think I don't know that Chris Guccione is 6 foot 7 inches? O_o

Mick
07-25-2006, 11:27 PM
according to Forbes, Maria Sharapova is the highest paid tennis player (for both men/women) due to endorsements :)

Duzza
07-26-2006, 01:55 AM
Duzza: helloworld's right, the thread is pointless and it's going nowhere. My post was a joke. You think I don't know that Chris Guccione is 6 foot 7 inches? O_o
I just wanted to know what people thought of the players. And i also wanted to know some things. Like I don't think Santoro is the shortest, I think that Rochus is. And of course i know Guccione is tall, I've stood next to him.

Tennis_Nickmo
07-26-2006, 02:03 AM
It's not that pointless. Maybe the person needs the information for some reason, and it is a pro discussion board!

Marat Safinator
07-26-2006, 01:50 PM
i think its quite a fun thread. not pointless at all, and i think berrer is probably the slowest as well as heaviest, hes 220lbs which must be up there with the heaviest.

Marat Safinator
07-26-2006, 01:51 PM
I just wanted to know what people thought of the players. And i also wanted to know some things. Like I don't think Santoro is the shortest, I think that Rochus is. And of course i know Guccione is tall, I've stood next to him.

what height are you duzza? where did you measure on him? up to his chin, eyes? bigger???

simi
07-26-2006, 02:15 PM
Been a long time since I laughed out loud. Thanks 'The Grand Slam' and 'helloworld'.

Dan007
07-26-2006, 02:25 PM
Tallest - Ivo Karlovic
Shortest - Oliver Rochus
Heaviest -
Lightest -
Fastest(IYO) - Rafel Nadal
Slowest(IYO) - Ivo Karlovic
Coolest - Marat Safin/Andy Roddick
Nerdiest - Radek Stepanek
Strongest - Andy Roddick
Weakest - Guillermo Coria
Ladies Man - Marat Safin
Shy Loser -

Dan007
07-26-2006, 02:35 PM
Tallest - Ai Sugiyama
Shortest - Linsay Davenport
Heaviest - Daniela Hautuchova
Lightest - Serena Williams
Fastest(IYO) - Linsay Davenport
Slowest(IYO) - Elena Dementieva
Coolest - Bethanie Mettek
Nerdiest - Maria Sharapova
Strongest - Daniela Hautuchova
Weakest - Serena Williams
Hotties - Amelie Mauresmo
Shy Loser - Maria Sharapova

SER
07-26-2006, 05:03 PM
ATP/WTA:
Coolest - Monfils
Nerdiest - Querrey
Strongest - S. Williams
Ladies Man - Mauresmo

Duzza
07-27-2006, 04:39 AM
I'm 6'2/3'' so it wasn't too dramatic.

tennisprofl
07-27-2006, 05:03 AM
tallest- rochus
shortest- karlovic
fastest- agassi
slowest-blake
heaviest- karlovic
lightest- kendrick
ladies man- stepanek
coolest- stepanek

tennisprofl
07-27-2006, 05:04 AM
or another list...
tallest-stepanek
shortest-stepanek
slowest-stepanek

Marat Safinator
07-27-2006, 06:39 AM
stepanek does actually seem to be a ladies man, read an interview in a newspaper one day and he was babbling on about his antics that go on in the hotels.

Duzza
07-30-2006, 02:42 AM
anyone with money is a ladies man :D

jackofromalsager
07-30-2006, 08:58 AM
safinator sed that cannas is the fastest thats cus he took speed didnt he and got banned from tennis for some amount of years
tallest:karlvic
fastest:gael monfils

Marat Safinator
07-30-2006, 02:26 PM
no i said it because I think he is the fastest, or so he was a few years ago by a long shot

Watcher
07-30-2006, 02:31 PM
This thread is inherently incorrect. You can't say The Most tallest, or shortest, or whatever. That's improper english. You can't say "the most" and end the next word with "-est." It's one or the other. So it would be "tallest, shortest," etc., and you would use "the most" to describe fun for a random example. "That was the most fun I've had in a long time." Because you can't say "funnest." That's not a word. Learn your damn english, people.

Marat Safinator
07-30-2006, 03:07 PM
who really cares?

Watcher
07-30-2006, 03:17 PM
I do. You should see me in real life.

Alexandros
07-30-2006, 03:23 PM
Its the height of pedantism to quibble about correct English usage on a message board when there is no trouble understanding the meaning of the poster. If you can understand what they mean to say, what's the point in making a mountain out of a molehill?

Watcher
07-30-2006, 03:53 PM
It's a quirk of mine you might say. It's surprisingly fun, too.

Marat Safinator
08-01-2006, 09:37 AM
I think it's ignorant.

Duzza
08-12-2006, 01:26 AM
This thread is inherently incorrect. You can't say The Most tallest, or shortest, or whatever. That's improper english. You can't say "the most" and end the next word with "-est." It's one or the other. So it would be "tallest, shortest," etc., and you would use "the most" to describe fun for a random example. "That was the most fun I've had in a long time." Because you can't say "funnest." That's not a word. Learn your damn english, people.
Dude, I'm not gonna go "The Most.." and then like : Richest, (without most put there) Tallest. Seriously, who cares, if you're like that in real life, well it's not really a life is it?

GhostLigre
10-06-2006, 06:42 PM
Jesus Louisus..Why can't you guys just follow the thread instead of wasting your time insulting it. Just write who you think is the most at something, instead of arguing about the thread being pointless. If it's so pointless, get the hell out of here and quit wasting posts. Idiots.

Anyways..

Tallest- Marat Safin
Shortest- Olivier Rochus
Fastest- Elena Dementieva
Slowest- Lindsay Davenport
Heaviest- Serena Williams
Lightest- Daniela Hantuchova
Ladies' man- Marat Safin
Coolest- Roger Federer

Duzza
10-07-2006, 04:02 AM
Jesus Louisus..Why can't you guys just follow the thread instead of wasting your time insulting it. Just write who you think is the most at something, instead of arguing about the thread being pointless. If it's so pointless, get the hell out of here and quit wasting posts. Idiots.

Anyways..

Tallest- Marat Safin
Shortest- Olivier Rochus
Fastest- Elena Dementieva
Slowest- Lindsay Davenport
Heaviest- Serena Williams
Lightest- Daniela Hantuchova
Ladies' man- Marat Safin
Coolest- Roger Federer
LOL Heaviest - Serena. I think shes lighter than most men :P i hope :|

GhostLigre
10-09-2006, 07:38 PM
Haha, well, she looks very heavy to me. She looks even heavier than most of the men. Very intimidating.