Official Sureshs tribute thread

Sentinel · Sep 23, 2020

Azure said:
Dali would say he is just as crunchy and fat laden

Wow.
I wood knot know such details!

Wait. Do you mean to say Suresh is like Skippy's crunchy peanut butter. Oh noes. You knead a report, srsly.

Sentinel · Sep 23, 2020

donquijote said:
It's just like Suresh, you don't want to play with him but enjoy watching him play with someone else.

You want to watch Surrsssh toying around with Nadal at the Frenchie Open?
Sad.
Sadistic.

Sentinel · Sep 23, 2020

Azure said:
Dali would say he is just as crunchy and fat laden

Are you suggesting Saboosh is a dumpling (pakora), or a malai kofta???

Sentinel · Sep 23, 2020

JoelDali said:
Latha has achieved Security+ certification.

Her extraordinary skills managing the STC data warehouse is a blessing to all tennis enthusiasts who travel to the STC for the highest levels of encrypted tennis clinics and adult only social events.

Yup, she's great at slicing and dicing data.

Are you still seeing her?

Sentinel · Sep 23, 2020

Azure said:

Is this Dali at Topless Tuesday?

Sentinel · Sep 23, 2020

JoelDali said:
Wow. Wait.

Shahresh is a champion tennis academy paneer. He’s not a poop joke punchline.

Hold up.

Wow.

Ftfy.

Sentinel · Sep 23, 2020

Genious at Work said:

Is this the chair umpire at Sabooshez championship match at the Hamburger Open?

Sentinel · Sep 23, 2020

Genious at Work said:
I thought the Gulab Jamun entered the list of endangered species the day you were born.

GJ's got global attention the day he was born, it's the other sweets that got pushed into oblivion and they all secretly resented GJ's for the rest of their lives.

Genious at Work · Sep 23, 2020

Azure said:
There are other jerks experienced by people around.

Did you know that that rate of change of acceleration is a jerk? Imagine the speed of the drop volley!!!

Sureshs can be a jerk to those around him also, but he tries to be kind to robots (especially kitchen robots), though Japanese smart toilets fear him. Sureshs is not a flat character like those you see in BBC 1970s dramas. Oh, no. He is three dimensional. Especially he has a lot of girth. We only know him from his drop volley documentaries, but I bet you he is a fa.s.s.cinating Persian in real life.

Genious at Work · Sep 23, 2020

Sentinel said:
Is this the chair umpire at Sabooshez championship match at the Hamburger Open?

Yes, and you really want to avoid that particular umpire's deuces.

Deleted member 744633 · Sep 23, 2020

blablavla said:
why would you watch porn then?
how does this work together with abstinence?

Machan ... @donquijote absolutely nailed it with his answer.

The only other point I wanna add is that the porn industry supports a tremendous number of jobs. By watching porn, I support that industry and help sustain jobs. Let me know if you have further questions.

Genious at Work · Sep 23, 2020

Sentinel said:
Does Denny's have a Sir John General warming poasted outside the doe.

Denny's moistly just have a poster of Sureshs with the words DO NOT SERVE in all its Western locations.

Genious at Work · Sep 23, 2020

Sentinel said:
Are you really interested in these details ?

I think I decided to take a zinetac (ranitidine) whenever Fedr was playing against a high ranked player.

Eww. TMI

Genious at Work · Sep 23, 2020

Sentinel said:
The first part is a measurable fact, the second part an opinion.

Imagine if Nole reaches the Frenchie Open funnel and has to face Soufflesh.
Will Soufflesh knock him over during a changeover ?

Or what if Souresh accidentally sits on Nole at a changeover. "Oops, I did not notice you! Sorry".

Will they hand Sourfresh the title by "walk-over" ?

Will Nole be defaulted for sitting under suresh ?

Sureshs could do a Tonya Harding on Nole for Nadal, and then Fed can hope Nadal's hair transplants will desert him before the French Openings final. Imagine if Sureshs would end up being a vehicle for Federer to retain the slam record.

Genious at Work · Sep 23, 2020

Sentinel said:
Suresh lives in an expensive fully air conditioned luxury condo in California.

You have to use a condo if you want to practice safe renting. Otherwise you can get a mortgage disease, especially if your agent is a 45 year old bottle blonde ex cheerleader still capable of doing the split.

stringertom · Sep 23, 2020

Sentinel said:
Suresh lives in an expensive fully air conditioned luxury condo in California.

Whiff barn door sighs inn trances anne exits.

Genious at Work · Sep 23, 2020

stringertom said:
Whiff barn door sighs inn trances anne exits.

I thought he lived in a climate controlled water tank where tourists could take pictures of him. My preconceptions of Sureshs keep getting ruined.

stringertom · Sep 23, 2020

sureshs said:
That would be Jerry Falwell Jr

SourFresh juiced maid a yoke!

Eye here JFJ whatches ewer vids inn beetween hiz wife’s dates. Sayme excite level four hymn.

stringertom · Sep 23, 2020

Genious at Work said:
I thought he lived in a climate controlled water tank where tourists could take pictures of him. My preconceptions of Sureshs keep getting ruined.

Dat iz hiz deigh job sight inn See Whirled.

Genious at Work · Sep 23, 2020

blablavla said:
why would you watch porn then?
how does this work together with abstinence?

I think Sunny watches porn because he lacks the dropping ability of Sureshs, so he can't use tennis as a bait to attract naive femuls.

Genious at Work · Sep 23, 2020

stringertom said:
Dat iz hiz deigh job sight inn See Whirled.

They say that if you choose a job that you enjoy doing you won't work a day in your life, and I can see how frolicking naked in a water tank with attractive California girls, receiving the admiration of foreign tourists and complimentary fish buckets might be a pleasant experience for Sureshs.

stringertom · Sep 23, 2020

Genious at Work said:
They say that if you choose a job that you enjoy doing you won't work a day in your life, and I can see how frolicking naked in a water tank with attractive California girls, receiving the admiration of foreign tourists and complimentary fish buckets might be a pleasant experience for Sureshs.

SourFresh swam four food anne j011ies at See Whirled’s Orlando parque beefour mooving west two San Poobiego. Wee stihl pheel ill frum dat inndie scent exposeur.

Sudacafan · Sep 23, 2020

Sunny Ali said:
Machan ... @donquijote absolutely nailed it with his answer.

The only other point I wanna add is that the porn industry supports a tremendous number of jobs. By watching porn, I support that industry and help sustain jobs. Let me know if you have further questions.

The mods are requesting you to clarify if you have any conflict of interests with said industry.

Genious at Work · Sep 23, 2020

stringertom said:
SourFresh swam four food anne j011ies at See Whirled’s Orlando parque beefour mooving west two San Poobiego. Wee stihl pheel ill frum dat inndie scent exposeur.

Did he make bubbles to protect against CorinaWalrus?

Genious at Work · Sep 23, 2020

Sentinel · Sep 23, 2020

Maximagq said:
He looks like he plays a lot better than you, no offense man.

sureshs said:
I didn't have a single DF in the entire set. I doubt that I will be able to replicate the high level of play again.

Shroud said:
why doesnt TT have a VOMIT emoji???

Sentinel · Sep 23, 2020

Genious at Work said:
Sureshs could do a Tonya Harding on Nole for Nadal, and then Fed can hope Nadal's hair transplants will desert him before the French Openings final. Imagine if Sureshs would end up being a vehicle for Federer to retain the slam record.

I keep imagining Federer retaining his slam record anyway with our without Saqeefs halep.

Sentinel · Sep 23, 2020

stringertom said:
Whiff barn door sighs inn trances anne exits.

Nowadays when they build a sureshproof house they don't make doors, they just leave out the fourth wall in every room.

stringertom · Sep 23, 2020

Sentinel said:
Nowadays when they build a sureshproof house they don't make doors, they just leave out the fourth wall in every room.

Kit chins knead two bee dee sined two innclued spayce four UUUGGGEEE friezeerz two holed enuff gulab jamuns four a weak.

Sentinel · Sep 23, 2020

Genious at Work said:
I thought he lived in a climate controlled water tank where tourists could take pictures of him. My preconceptions of Sureshs keep getting ruined.

Ackchoo Allie, the tank you speak of is called the Pacific Ocean, if you want to be technical, and when he gets thirsty he pops over to Mariana's Trench for a drink.

Sentinel · Sep 23, 2020

Genious at Work said:
Did he make bubbles to protect against CorinaWalrus?

No knead for bubbles when you have blubber.

Sentinel · Sep 23, 2020

Genious at Work said:
They say that if you choose a job that you enjoy doing you won't work a day in your life, and I can see how frolicking naked in a water tank with attractive California girls, receiving the admiration of foreign tourists and complimentary fish buckets might be a pleasant experience for Sureshs.

Ewe forgots to men shun that he can also drop volleys without anyone noticing. And if anyone does, it'll be posted in the Animal Appreciation Threat the next day and get 100 likes.

Larry Duff · Sep 23, 2020

Once he jumped into the Pacific Ocean from the Pier at Pacific Beach. Chile had a humanitarian crisis.

Sentinel · Sep 23, 2020

stringertom said:
SourFresh swam four food anne j011ies at See Whirled’s Orlando parque beefour mooving west two San Poobiego. Wee stihl pheel ill frum dat inndie scent exposeur.

SourFresh is still big, it's Sea World that got small.

Sentinel · Sep 23, 2020

Larry Duff said:
Once he jumped into the Pacific Ocean from the Pier at Pacific Beach. Chile had a humanitarian crisis.

That also caused a leak at Fookooshima.

Sentinel · Sep 23, 2020

stringertom said:
Kit chins knead two bee dee sined two innclued spayce four UUUGGGEEE friezeerz two holed enuff gulab jamuns four a weak.

And the stalls need to be right next to the kid Chains with ample irrigation facilities.

Deleted member 744633 · Sep 23, 2020

Sudacafan said:
The mods are requesting you to clarify if you have any conflict of interests with said industry.

No conflict of interests Machan. I just watch porn as a way to help support jobs, that's all. Otherwise I have no interest in porn at all.

If you have any questions, let me know.

stringertom · Sep 23, 2020

Sunny Ali said:
No conflict of interests Machan. I just watch porn as a way to help support jobs, that's all. Otherwise I have no interest in porn at all.

If you have any questions, let me know.

Ewer suppoart iz beehind big prophets four the biz during the bad thymes wee sulphur thru now.”Coming to blows” iz taiking on a whole knew me ning.

Ash Tennis · Sep 23, 2020

Holy heck I just found a rap song with no swear words. @stringertom i do t think old folks like you like this type of music.

stringertom · Sep 23, 2020

Ash Tennis said:
Holy heck I just found a rap song with no swear words. @stringertom i do t think old folks like you like this type of music.

Peeps lyke me whiff good tayste inn the artz donut lyke junque lyke dat.

Genious at Work · Sep 23, 2020

Sentinel said:
Ackchoo Allie, the tank you speak of is called the Pacific Ocean, if you want to be technical, and when he gets thirsty he pops over to Mariana's Trench for a drink.

Does he swing by Crackatoa when he needs to drop a volley?

Genious at Work · Sep 23, 2020

Sentinel said:
Ewe forgots to men shun that he can also drop volleys without anyone noticing. And if anyone does, it'll be posted in the Animal Appreciation Threat the next day and get 100 likes.

I'm Preti Shore that someone notices. Moistly the ones behind him.

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Genious at Work · Sep 23, 2020

stringertom said:
Peeps lyke me whiff good tayste inn the artz donut lyke junque lyke dat.

Forget good tayste. If ewe half ears ewe probably donut like it.

Genious at Work · Sep 23, 2020

Ash Tennis said:
Holy heck I just found a rap song with no swear words. @stringertom i do t think old folks like you like this type of music.

I think I saw you this weekend. Were you around Washington D.C.?

Throwing your used diaper at some tourists in the zoo?

Ash Tennis · Sep 23, 2020

Genious at Work said:
I think I saw you this weekend. Were you around Washington D.C.?

Throwing your used diaper at some tourists in the zoo?

Umm no I’m not dumb like that.

Deleted member 744633 · Sep 23, 2020

stringertom said:
Ewer suppoart iz beehind big prophets four the biz during the bad thymes wee sulphur thru now.”Coming to blows” iz taiking on a whole knew me ning.

Otha Machan, brilliant post!

You must remember though that I don't get a dime of the porn industry profits, so my efforts are completely altruistic!

Genious at Work · Sep 23, 2020

Ash Tennis said:
Umm no I’m not dumb like that.

Ash Tennis · Sep 23, 2020

Ash Tennis · Sep 23, 2020

stringertom said:
Peeps lyke me whiff good tayste inn the artz donut lyke junque lyke dat.

What about some from Osaka’s trash boyfriend

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