But it's true I am only a 3.5. Being able to do all that doesn't mean I win most of the time (I don't) or that I don't make a ton of unforced errors (I do) or that I can keep it up indefinitely (I can't) or that I'll resist the temptation to try to end the point immediately (I won't).
Besides, at the club the 5.0-rated guys get to the semis of local/regional tournaments, the 4.5s get to the quarters, the 4.0s make it to the round of 16 and the rest of us just pray hard not to meet any of them in the first or second rounds. I've never made it past the 2nd round, so how could I possibly rate myself any higher than 3.5?
And as I make it very clear in my signature (see below) I am fat, have no talent for any kind of sports and at my age, end up playing guys half my age and half my weight most of the time.
But I wouldn't dream of giving up tennis tournaments because tennis is the only sport I've ever loved enough to try to learn to play properly (as well as I can anyway) AND I've got to set my 40 nephews and nieces a good example since I am always telling them to set themselves one impossible goal in life and never stop trying to achieve it, don't I?