stringertom
Bionic Poster
If I do decide to get "social" again, should I consider going the Internet route and advertising for a Czech mate???
There is a dangerous man named Radek, who is understood to be the leader of the successor to SPECTRE, WORM. His goal is world domination. His last name is unknown, as is the meaning of "WORM". It is important to penetrate the Czech Fed Cup team to learn more about Radek...The best ploy in the world of espionage is to engage in sex as a means to an end.
Don't the concubines have to pay Radek for the privilege? Here is an awkward scene as some Czechs discuss the issue...I read a junk mail I received that asked for donations to save the Czech worm from extinction. Apparently they are on an ultra endangered species list...only one male in the twilight of his life on tour. The request specified the donations were necessary to secure concubines at every destination on his worldwide farewell migration to London, Cinci and New York. I sent money with a stipulation that video confirmation be remitted to me of his efforts to go forth and multiply!
Sure would prefer a pair of "New York Everything" bagels to a Cincinnati bagel and a half...Never sleeping and never resting after consuming double-half-bagels that tumbled off the cream-cheese bust of Le Grande Pubah.
"Will I have twins or quadrapeds?" she asked me.