13 year old steals credit card to buy hookers. (NO JOKE.)

Discussion in 'Odds & Ends' started by S H O W S T O P P E R !, Aug 19, 2008.

  1. S H O W S T O P P E R !

    S H O W S T O P P E R ! Hall of Fame

    Joined:
    Aug 17, 2008
    Messages:
    1,938
    Location:
    In your thredz, stealin ur bukkits
    13 Year Old Steals Dad's Credit Card to Buy Hookers​


    (1) That's not what they're for. :-|
    (2) Do you guys take Visa?
    (3) BIG SPENDERS.
    (4) Sucker.

    Discuss: this story
     
    #1
  2. Feña14

    Feña14 Legend

    Joined:
    Feb 18, 2004
    Messages:
    5,388
    Location:
    England
    That's really funny!

    Playing Halo with hookers? lol.
     
    #2
  3. S H O W S T O P P E R !

    S H O W S T O P P E R ! Hall of Fame

    Joined:
    Aug 17, 2008
    Messages:
    1,938
    Location:
    In your thredz, stealin ur bukkits
    Kids: O HAY TRIPLE KILL
    Hookers: Cool, cool. So are we gonna do it or what? :?
     
    #3
  4. 35ft6

    35ft6 Legend

    Joined:
    Feb 18, 2005
    Messages:
    6,557
    I have reluctant respect for this kid. Come on, if he were your friend when you were 13...?
     
    #4
  5. tennis_nerd22

    tennis_nerd22 Hall of Fame

    Joined:
    Sep 7, 2005
    Messages:
    3,240
    Location:
    Canada
    hahaha thats hilarious
    especially the OP's 1, 2, 3, and 4 lol
     
    #5
  6. S H O W S T O P P E R !

    S H O W S T O P P E R ! Hall of Fame

    Joined:
    Aug 17, 2008
    Messages:
    1,938
    Location:
    In your thredz, stealin ur bukkits
    I am 13 and I think he's an idiot. :neutral:
     
    #6
  7. Feña14

    Feña14 Legend

    Joined:
    Feb 18, 2004
    Messages:
    5,388
    Location:
    England
    lol!

    I want to know why the hookers only got suspicious because they didn't want sex.

    Surely you can tell the when someone is 13 years old :confused:
     
    #7
  8. jmverdugo

    jmverdugo Hall of Fame

    Joined:
    Nov 22, 2006
    Messages:
    2,971
    Location:
    Houston, TX
    I know I will sound like an a** but, cool! :cool:
     
    #8
  9. spkyEngrish

    spkyEngrish Rookie

    Joined:
    Apr 27, 2008
    Messages:
    155
    Location:
    Taiwan
    LOL.

    And people are whining about how our youth are only a bunch of sociopathic video game addicts. Face!
     
    #9
  10. wyutani

    wyutani Hall of Fame

    Joined:
    Apr 8, 2006
    Messages:
    4,760
    Location:
    hong kong
    which is more fun i wonder...hookers or x-box.
     
    #10
  11. S H O W S T O P P E R !

    S H O W S T O P P E R ! Hall of Fame

    Joined:
    Aug 17, 2008
    Messages:
    1,938
    Location:
    In your thredz, stealin ur bukkits
    Hookers+xbox= FTW.

    That's why GTA sells so much. XD
     
    #11
  12. Tennisguy777

    Tennisguy777 Professional

    Joined:
    Aug 27, 2007
    Messages:
    857
    Location:
    Somewhere In the jungles of Africa
    Looks like he's going to Disney next week. If that was my dad you would have read at the bottom that he killed me after I was released from the authorities.
     
    #12
  13. quest01

    quest01 Hall of Fame

    Joined:
    Jan 22, 2006
    Messages:
    4,616
    That kid will be living a life of crime for the rest of his life. I think just punishment would be to throw him in a mental asylum for a mandatory 5 years to see if his antisocial personality disorder diminishes.
     
    #13
  14. xtremerunnerars

    xtremerunnerars Hall of Fame

    Joined:
    Sep 29, 2005
    Messages:
    1,640
    Location:
    Right behind you, but i'll be gone before you fini
    Think they had protection?

















    overshields i mean.
     
    #14
  15. AznRamenDude

    AznRamenDude Rookie

    Joined:
    Jul 1, 2008
    Messages:
    340
    Location:
    Elk Grove, California
    ^^^ LOL

    But really, 13 years old doing that. I wonder how thier parents reacted. Personally, I would beg the police to keep me in custody, as my parents would kill me the moment I get out.
     
    #15
  16. PimpMyGame

    PimpMyGame Hall of Fame

    Joined:
    Nov 2, 2006
    Messages:
    2,433
    I had a friend who used to take money from his parents and do crazy stuff when we were around that age. At least we got it out of our systems.
     
    #16
  17. Addi

    Addi New User

    Joined:
    Apr 8, 2008
    Messages:
    61
    I can't believe those guys went for the xbox instead of the hookers :shock: as they ordered the hookers from an escort service I assume the hookers didn't look like crap and surely had some quality... nerds :lol:

    addi
     
    #17
  18. stormholloway

    stormholloway Legend

    Joined:
    Nov 30, 2005
    Messages:
    6,832
    Location:
    New York City
    A sad waste of free hookers.
     
    #18
  19. 35ft6

    35ft6 Legend

    Joined:
    Feb 18, 2005
    Messages:
    6,557
    You better shape up, young man.
    I wonder why the credit card company didn't call the dad when suspicious purchasing pattern arose. Mine does whenever I spend $1000 or more at a time.
     
    Last edited: Aug 20, 2008
    #19
  20. SoBad

    SoBad Legend

    Joined:
    Aug 2, 2006
    Messages:
    7,823
    Location:
    shiran
    This is an interesting case highlighting exampes of rampant incompetency on behalf of certain delivery clerks and callgirls in Texas. In clerk’s case, he has paying customers with $3,000 cash remaining inside location of delivery. They are willing to pay for things and aks him for help, yet instead of helping them and making some money he rats them out to the police.

    Same with callgirls – they got kids with $3,000 cash in the room asking to play videogames with them. Astonishingly, their reaction – “something is up”. The Texas department of prositution needs to consider regulatory steps obviously needed in order to maintain a higher level of professionalism in the industry. When a girl prefers servicing a group of 60yo truck drivers instead of playing xbox with kids, there is clearly a lack of government oversight.
     
    #20
  21. IceNineTX

    IceNineTX Semi-Pro

    Joined:
    Jul 16, 2007
    Messages:
    410
    Because the story is a hoax. It's really funny, but not true.
     
    #21
  22. rjkardo

    rjkardo Rookie

    Joined:
    Mar 9, 2007
    Messages:
    193
    Location:
    Spring, Texas
    Its a great story, too bad it isn't true:

    However police from the county where the alleged incident was supposedly took place say the story doesn't stack up.

    Newark county police spokeperson Amy Cromer said, "As far as we know, this story is a hoax. There have not been any arrests here, and we're not aware of any convictions like that in this county."
     
    #22
  23. 35ft6

    35ft6 Legend

    Joined:
    Feb 18, 2005
    Messages:
    6,557
    Okay. Well then we just have to keep waiting for The Chosen One. I've heard way crazier stories. I was almost not even going to comment at first but I was hella bored.
     
    #23
  24. dave333

    dave333 Hall of Fame

    Joined:
    Aug 24, 2006
    Messages:
    2,018
    lol that's hilarious, even if it's not true.
     
    #24
  25. Serve em Up

    Serve em Up Rookie

    Joined:
    Mar 14, 2007
    Messages:
    281
    Maybe we should have a government program to provide topless Halo partners to adolescents so they won't have to steal dad's credit card to buy them.

    They are just being 13 Y.o adolescents. It's really Microsoft, and Visa's fault.

    Microsoft should realize what kids are doing with their games. I think we need a congressional hearing on the matter. Visa should police every use of a card so this can be prevented.

    The kid and his dad are simple a product of society. The government and the corporations are fully at fault in this matter.
     
    #25
  26. S H O W S T O P P E R !

    S H O W S T O P P E R ! Hall of Fame

    Joined:
    Aug 17, 2008
    Messages:
    1,938
    Location:
    In your thredz, stealin ur bukkits
    Antisocial? He took his buddies to buy xbox games and hookers. How is that anti social?
     
    #26
  27. S H O W S T O P P E R !

    S H O W S T O P P E R ! Hall of Fame

    Joined:
    Aug 17, 2008
    Messages:
    1,938
    Location:
    In your thredz, stealin ur bukkits
    Thanks for ruining all the fun. :mad:
     
    #27
  28. LuckyR

    LuckyR Legend

    Joined:
    Jun 2, 2006
    Messages:
    6,404
    Location:
    The Great NW

    I'm smelling movie deal!!
     
    #28
  29. xtremerunnerars

    xtremerunnerars Hall of Fame

    Joined:
    Sep 29, 2005
    Messages:
    1,640
    Location:
    Right behind you, but i'll be gone before you fini
    yes, yes you are. Because I bought the rights...and something(er...someones) else!



    Guess who owns the credit card I used!
     
    #29
  30. Rickson

    Rickson G.O.A.T.

    Joined:
    Jun 16, 2004
    Messages:
    12,740
    Location:
    USA
    The kid had the right idea.
     
    #30
  31. waxnator

    waxnator New User

    Joined:
    Jul 20, 2008
    Messages:
    57
    Location:
    Seattle, Washington
    I knew this story was fake! It has to be...I mean...where did the kid swipe the credit card?
     
    #31

Share This Page