Agassi's next confession!

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  1. babbette

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    I'm curious to see what else people think he could pull out of the basement. Especially the Agassi fans?

    I still think he kissed a guy and he liked it.
     
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  2. rafan

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    No Babette - I think it will be that he is a female after all!
     
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  3. babbette

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    Like Safin?:(
     
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  4. dincuss

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    That he was actually a S&V'er
     
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  5. McLovin

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    He dated Barbara Streisand for a while. Isn't that effectively the same thing?
     
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  6. babbette

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    Ouch! I'm telling Barbara. Her and I are close! :mrgreen:
     
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  7. Chadwixx

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    He got bigger better and stronger in the roid era (1997-1998) at the age of 30 without ever touching steriods. He said "I would of done it but I dont like putting unknown substances in my body".

    Agassi fans would be gullible enough to believe that :)
     
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  8. jamesblakefan#1

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    He really wanted Seles, but had to settle for Graf...:(
     
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  9. urban

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    Now, Streisand and Graf have something in their face in common.
     
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  10. BreakPoint

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    That he's actually a woman who had a sex change many years ago. :shock:

    That's why he still wears those low socks to show off his long, smooth, and sexy legs! ;)

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  11. Gorecki

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    it will be something about the racket paint jobs and what was\is under the paint for real. since it's a tennis related subject and not tigerbeat gossip, you will not notice it!
     
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  12. Dream_On

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    In 99 he will say that he payed sampras to pull out of the uso :D
     
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  13. taffymoon

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    how about that Graf used to me a man...
     
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  14. Baikalic

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    I am surprised that this issue is not more publicized in media than it is, actually.
     
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  15. jwbarrientos

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    Kissed stepanek once ?
     
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    That "Slim" was Pete
     
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  17. animagriever

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    That he wore a wig in his matches to hide his balding head.
     
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  18. BreakPoint

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    Um...that ship has already sailed.
     
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  19. animagriever

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    Sorry missed it... bit slow :?
     
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  20. CCNM

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    Unh huh (you are talking about their noses right?) Also they're both older than him.....
     
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  21. RCizzle65

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    Oh **** that would be mind blowing
     
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  22. endbegin

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    that the real reason he played all those challenger tournaments was to pay off debts he had accumulated because of a drug habit, divorce etc.
     
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    He snorted but didn't inhale.
     
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  25. el sergento

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    He's finally going to reveal why he walks like a duck..............And it's going to involve Brad Gilbert!

    /post deleted in 3...2...1
     
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  26. Cup8489

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    ...because challenger events pay SOO much money compared to ATP tour level titles..
     
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  27. bladepdb

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    Guy of his talent can win em easily though.
     
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  28. coloskier

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    Brooke Shields is really a transvestite.
     
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  29. el sergento

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    hmmm....Agassi did meth and wore a wig................HOLLY CRAP HE'S A TRANNY!!
     
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