Okay, who watched the premiere of the Bachelorette last night? Anyone? I know you're out there so climb out of the closet and join me in the seasonal mockery. Things that bugged me: 1.) Why was Ali walking around the entire show with her shoulders hunched up like a linebacker? Was she cold? Scared? Did her dress not fit? Bizarre. 2.) Why was everyone so angry at the wrestler (sorry but names elude me at this early stage)? So he was wearing a ridiculous t-shirt that made him look like a tool but at least he appeared at least half-assed genuine. 3.) What was up with that rude guy's hair? Even still...why on earth would she give him a rose? He looks like Tori Spelling's husband and that ain't pretty. 4.) Anyone else think the weatherman is trying just a tad too hard? Maybe he's overcompensating for his height, or the fact that he looks a little like Tom Cruise. 5.) I kind of liked the outdoorsman for the exception of all the dead animals he proudly displays all over his mountain abode. Did he really think a city girl would fit in to this lifestyle? Sure, opposites attract but come on. 6.) Anyone know why the man with the angular face and beady little rat eyes speaks as he does? Does he have a hearing problem or a speech impediment? He seems decent enough (so far). 7.) What can be said about the creepy stalker who has already declared his love for her to the cameras at least a half dozen times? Where do the producers find these nut cases? 8.) She didn't seem intoxicated so I am astounded at her picks. Uggh! I will say it was no surprise she let go of Shooter. I mean really - what grown man still goes by his college nickname? What grown man tells a woman he just met that he got that nickname from being a little too speedy with the ladies? Gross. Did he expect her to call him Shooter? I was embarrassed for him...he seems oblivious to just how big a freak he came across as. I loved how he was angry to have not received a rose because he told her his little secret. Hey pal...some things are best kept to yourself....FOREVER!! 9.) I like the guy from Cape Cod (Chris?). First impressions showed him to be at least half normal. I do believe I will root for him (for now anyway). What are your thoughts?