Alright......Who was it?

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  1. fantom

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  2. ChrisNC

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    "A homeless man was charged with stalking and burglary after swimming nude across Biscayne Bay in search of tennis star Anna Kournikova's waterfront residence and getting caught near her neighbor's home. "

    First off, I'm not homeless. I just refused to say where I lived. Secondly, I was NOT nude. I had my socks on the whole time.
     
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  3. norcal

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    Wasn't me...my Anna tat is on my forehead.
     
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  4. USCfan

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    I only feel sorry for the 3 year old who had to see it all.
     
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  5. Kaptain Karl

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    I can't swim....

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  6. Craig Sheppard

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    Probably was that dude "ChickMagnet"
     
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  7. USCfan

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    It's sad that this guy was so obsessed with Anna. Come on, the guy doesn't even have a house, and he goes through a lot of trouble to stalk a celebrity. He's gotta get his priorities in order.
     
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  8. Brettolius

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    well uscfan, that is precisely what makes him CRAZY.
     
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  9. Nosoupforyou

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    Probably Andy Zarzuela, he seems to cosistently be obsessed with female tennis players.
     
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  10. matchpoints

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    that's scary stuff....imagine walking around your house and spotting some naked dude lying around....
     
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  11. USCfan

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    If he's actually in the house, can the owner legally shoot him? Just wondering.
     
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  12. jayserinos99

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    only if the owner felt that they were 'in danger of their health/life'. technically if someone threatens you or your family, you have the right to defend yourself.
     
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  13. LovEnPeaCe

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    yeah, if he starts to have an erection or makes provocative gestures, you can beat the crap out of him/shoot him
     
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  14. Shaolin

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    It was probably Nike_Tennis_2005, thinking she had switched from Adidas and had the latest gear...
     
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  15. jayserinos99

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    ^^ that was a joke right?
     
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  16. Tenny

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    Goodbye, cool TWorld!

    I just want to make it sure: I intend to disappear from this board for a while. I've finished my racquet collection (I have all the tools I need-3 Prostaff6.0 95s, 1 POGOS, 1 C10, 1 Fischer Pro No. One, 1 PC600, 1 PC660, 1 Vortex and some more) and am going to focus on my game.

    Also, I don't swim without my swimming shorts because I have a ballast problem without it. So, do not suspect Tenny. Goodbye, cool TWorld!

    Tenny.
     
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  17. Kaptain Karl

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    Ah-haa! That was a pretty lame "alibi," Tenny. Hope you like that jumpsuit you'll be wearing for the next several months.

    Mystery solved...?

    - KK
     
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  18. Ronaldo

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    that's scary stuff....imagine walking around your house and spotting some naked dude lying around....Yeah, my wifey got some splaining to do, eh? Hopefully, dude looks like a lady.............................
     
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  19. fantom

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  20. bc-05

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    give me the impression he's that chickmagnet dude!
     
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