Anyone wanna come over and help me do laundry?

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  1. J011yroger

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    I'm down to nipple tassels and a kilt!

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    LMAO; nice~! Are you goin' to do a load by hand?
     
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    I only do the small ones by hand.

    I am gonna need some help today.

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    Hey, j011y, I've lived in LI for a month (beautiful place) and i recall there are laundromats there. So what's the problem.

    Well, in exchange of a one-hour tennis coaching session, I might.
     
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  5. J011yroger

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    Do you still live here?

    If so, you are in big trouble for not signing up for the LI thread, and calling me out.

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    Who wants to do laundry on a Saturday? You don't think the nipple tassels and the kilt can get 'cha through the weekend???
     
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  7. Vermillion

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    i'm out of clean underwear. I need to do laundry today :|
     
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  8. J011yroger

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    If you had a kilt it wouldn't be an issue.

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  9. Sentinel

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    When i am outa clean underwear, I just wrap a spare overgrip around me.

    Sadly, I'm far away from LI, was there ages back. Else would have helped a tennis bro in need.
     
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    The Drifit load :)

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  11. Vermillion

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    I don't have spare overgrips. They jacked up the price of the 30 Wilson Pro Overgrips... $25>>>28. It sickens me, but that's the way the economy rolls.
     
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  12. J011yroger

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    Quote of the day:

    J-Rog to Laundry Mat Attendant: "What do you mean this isn't a slot machine?!?!"

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    P.S. Who ever heard of an auto mechanic/tennis player with $60 worth of dry cleaning?

    Totally uncalled for. I should be exempt.

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    *shaking head*

    This is sad Jolly!!! You're a pirate! Improvise!!! Rip some curtains down, drape 'em around your bits, and there 'ya go! Argh!
     
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  15. J011yroger

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    Arrrg twas gonta hornswoggle somebody else's already done laundry and leave them me smelly piles. But nary a landlubber in sight was built to my mighty stature nor had duds as dashing as mine. Alas I toil in the bilges whilst me buccaneers are on shore leave.

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    Good morningszszs!@!

    Thank you, Jo11yroger, for hosting the annual Photograph Your Laundry Bin onto the Forum event this year! I'm gonna leave mine in the closet though because I am definitely not doing laundry today...:-?

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  17. ilovecarlos

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    Mon dieu! I am down to my last clean uniform too! May I add my tassels and uniform to your load? Pretty Please?
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  18. Vermillion

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    nice collection of black socks, thar
     
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  19. SoBad

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    har har that's not even half of it - the fancy adidas ones are hidden behind the closet wall on the right!@!:):):)
     
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  20. !<-_->!

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    Nice bottle of Stoli you got lying around there.
     
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  21. ilovecarlos

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    :shock:I noticed that too!:shock:It had better be empty because you KNOW it belongs in the freezer, along with the family jewels!
     
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    Thank yous guys and girls, it looks empty or almost empty to me. I did not put it there, and I am not sure who did. I have a full sealed one in the freezer. I don't have any jewelry! Random people who happen in my apartment are encouraged to steal brandless black athletic socks from the lower left of the bathroom closet stacks.
     
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    Laundry is done, thanks all for your help.

    I folded like a hurricane to get to my hitting session on time.

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    WOOOOOOOOOH, let's not insult our national dress. We love whipping our tassle's and kilt out!:-|
     
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    No, not insulting at all, I just hate to wear them out of necessity, I like to save them for special occasions, like when I am really drunk.

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    Haha, over here we wear them as a preface to drinking!
     
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    Yowsa! You can add your tassels and uniform to my load for sure! In return I only ask that I may add my load to your tassels and uniform someday.
     
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    Is nice to log onto tennis and see this little thread still lively, but why is everybody lazy and not posting their laundries I don’t understand. Is almost five in the morning, and I cannot sleep can somebody come over and do my laundry please, the small bag over by the window. I’ll give you one of my white coffees. I don’t want to walk to the laundromat alone now, because it’s so cold outside and the bad kabukicho yakuza could rob me of my laundry (socks underwear and everything) on the way.

    OK last offer – two coffees and half a bottle of whiskey, plus ice. Otherwise I’m gonna finish the whiskey myself and go walk around or back to sleep or something…………… tennis meditation over…. pshhh……
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  29. saram

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    Diggin' the smokes on the coffee table!
     
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  30. heycal

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    Did you photoshop that city outside your window? It looks a bit generic.
     
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    I would have totally thrown the smokes into the gift package for you, together with the coffee, whiskey and ice, but now I can go do the laundry myself, because the sun is up, and also I sobered up and realised that if I walk west of the station instead of east to look for the laundromat, I don't even have to deal with the kabukichoszszszs....:)
     
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    Yep, how did you know?:neutral: Here, I just photoshopped another for you::)
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    ^^^gotta love those TW hoodies
     
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    ^^ that hoodie was a little bit heavy for my taste... it did not make the trip...:( i have some nicer adidas and babolat sweatshirts that made the trip though...

    all i have to do now (besides laundry) is find a tennis court... i heard there are two rooftop courts at hotels nearby... i wonder if i should try that or if it is better to go to the countryside for the weekend and look for tennis courts there...:confused:
     
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    i'm probably the only person that doesn't know this already, but are you in Japan SoBad? if so, what for?
     
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  36. Duzza

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    SoBad, what I found really funny is that the night pic includes a pack of smokes and some beer cans (I think?) while the day pic I can see a healthy bottle of Green Tea :p

    And ignorant me is wondering...if you are in Japan could you send me some of those coffee's in the little cans?
     
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    While we are interviewing you I would like to know if you are Russian?
     
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  38. Breakaz54z

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    Holy hell nice apt/view/protron or vizio/location!! How much do you have to pay for that place? 215000 円 +? I wonder if I ran into you during my vacation last summer :shock: Is that kirin you got on the table?
     
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  39. tennisplayer1981

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    That green tea is very good. I drink it almost everyday.
     
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    Not bad, though I do find this city shot has a tad more personality than the other, more generic shot. I think the other shot works better overall.
     
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  41. Mike Bulgakov

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    SoBad, I hope you didn't take a job as a "hostess." These Yakuza men are hiding behind the washing machines, waiting for you. As you can see, they need clothes.
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    Regarding your room photo, I always wondered if the hotels wash those slippers between guests. Try not to think about it. Also, Marat wants his cigarettes back.
     
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  42. zapvor

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    sobad is in japan????when?
     
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    Mmm, Could never find those (delicious) coffee cans back in FL.
     
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  44. Breakaz54z

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    SoBad, you so have to respond to us. Please? lol
     
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    Dude, he's SoBad. He doesn't have to respond to anything now that Zets is gone!

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  46. Mike Bulgakov

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    It is a little known fact that several Yakuza men are avid posters on this forum. They were deeply, deeply hurt when they didn't make any of SoBad's 2007 top ten lists and didn't take the loss of face well. He is probably tied up and rewriting his lists with sharp blades over his fingertips.
     
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  47. Sentinel

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    LOL, or mebbe his fingers are wrinkled from washing their laundry.
     
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    I amzszszs... lemme just drop a line to zetzszszszs firsttttt....!@!:)
     
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  49. SoBad

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    Yes, I am in Japan. I am here for ESP practice.
     
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  50. SoBad

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    Sorry Duzza no, but if you come up to Shinjuku to see me, I will buy one for you. And those are not beer cans, they are those small coffee cans (hot espresso types). And both green tea and cigarettes are good for you, if consumed properly at proper times.
     
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