Be afraid of this next #1

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  1. crash1929

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    The guy has ice in his veins.

    He wins his first grand slam and shows no emotion.

    His game face is his normal face 24/7.
     
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    we've had an earthquake, a hurricane, and a visit from the in-laws this week.....we are not afraid.
     
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  3. maxpotapov

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    Ivan Lendl? :confused:
     
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    This can not be real
     
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  6. jakemcclain32

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    This guy?

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  7. Cormorant

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    For the last time, Schiavone is a woman.
     
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  8. jakemcclain32

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    I keep looking at Schiavone's pics, and you be the judge. I think it's up in the air personally.

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  9. slice bh compliment

    slice bh compliment G.O.A.T.

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    LOL, good one....
    Yes. People began celebrating his birthday...before he was born.
    He speaks Russian...in French and Spanish.
    When he pats you on the back, that's a good thing to list on your resume.
     
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  10. jakemcclain32

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    He had an awkward moment...just to see what it was like.
     
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  11. jakemcclain32

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    Jokes aside, the resemblance is scary.

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  12. slice bh compliment

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    Yes. I remember that poignant day. There was chaos and joy in the air all at the same time.

    He can disarm you with his voice. Or his hands. Either way.
    He is a lover, not a fighter. But he is also a fighter. So don't get any ideas.
    He lives vicariously ... through himself.

    I even like the music in those ads (I mean, those vignettes where they tell facts about him).
     
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  13. crash1929

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    haha, yeah after i wrote this i thought tmimitw.
     
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    crash1929 .... nice avatar ... Stevie Cohen ... you wouldn't happen to work for him would you?
     
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  15. jakemcclain32

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    The most interesting man in the world is my hero.

    Greatest ad campaign of all time.
     
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  16. slice bh compliment

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    Yes, I don't always watch advertisements, but when it do, I prefer Dos Equis.

    I don't always want to grow up to be like anyone other than my father. But when I do, I prefer this guy.
     
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  17. jokinla

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    Lol, awesome!
     
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  18. FedExpress 333

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    GTOAT, right here.

    I do not usually say this, but when I do, it is because of Dos Equis.
     
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  19. OddJack

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    Yeah, thats pretty successful ad, perfect guy for the perfect ad.
     
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    Bjorn Borg? 36 years too late!
     
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    His mother has a tattoo that says "SON".


    Both sides of his pillow are cool.
     
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  22. slice bh compliment

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    One of my favorites. My son actually 'wrote' that one about 3 yrs ago.
     
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  23. Tennis_Monk

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    SO who exactly is OP referring to ?
     
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    I tend to think of her looking awfully close to the wicked witch from the Wizard of Oz (margaret hamilton)

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  25. jakemcclain32

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    So Jamie Farr mated with the Wicked Witch?
     
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    Andrew Murray?
     
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  27. slice bh compliment

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    ^Oh, I hope so.

    Next number one? I think it will be Tsonga, but only when he grows a proper beard and starts drinking a fine Mexican beer....like Dos Equis. For this reason, Murray is out of contention.

    Allez Tsonga. He's a lover, not a fighter. But he's also a fighter, so don't get any ideas.
     
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  28. crash1929

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    just a fan
     
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    Don Budge?

    Edit: but you said "the next number 1" so who is it then?
     
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  30. Sentinel

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    ^^ Yeah, I'd give Joey who has only reached one slam final a greater chance than some oddball Scot in a kilt eating haggis and cussing at his mother.
     
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  31. el sergento

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    This guy's more honest, and that's how you get to No.1:

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  32. SirGounder

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    So who is it really?
     
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