Bigfoot is part human

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  1. pc1

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  2. purple-n-gold

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    also part alien. and yes to both the atp and wta..duh
     
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    Long lost child of roger Federer?
     
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    comeon fedace, r u serious?
     
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    Bigfoot has a 200 mph serve
     
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    Sorry, but that was surprisingly boring. Confirms my lazy policy about not clicking on links.

    Still, I could see Bigfoot getting a lucrative endorsement deal with one of the waxing/hair removal chains.
     
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    Racquet: Big Bubba
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    (also being part-human puts him one up on many of the posters here)
     
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    The creature apparently came into existence when female **** sapiens mated with males of an unknown primate species, according to the research.

    My mother-in-law has hinted at this more than once.....
     
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    Bigfoot, Sasquatch and Yeti are real. They live mostly in the Pacific NorthWest and the Himalayas. They are shrewd and intelligent primates who have signed a contract with TV channels and authors to make their presence known, yet make it impossible to find them. When they see a human being, they wave their hands and walk in a strange way, just long enough for a blurry photo to be taken, and then they go back to their usual boring lives. Sometimes they will leave a few footprints and hairs here and there, but take special care that these don't lead to any verifiable conclusions. They understand their role in stimulating the economy with TV shows disguised as documentaries, and in getting royalties for authors who make a living because of them.
     
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    agreed
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    Overheard this conversation between a tourist and a particularly ugly, large, hairy local while enjoying a tongba at a tavern in Nepal...

    "Excuse me, have you seen Bigfoot come in?"

    "Not, Yeti."
     
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