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  1. stringertom

    stringertom G.O.A.T.

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    It is OK!:eek:

    Come with me on a raid of Mike B's Fischer bag and we'll do some Stoli shots to erase your transgression.:eek:
     
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    The cab is waiting. I ask the lemur if his luggage is full of mangoes for the flight and if he has his passport. He assures me that he does, and asks if my Fischer bag is full of Bistro bottles of Stolichnaya for the flight, and if I have my passport. I nod "yes" and we board the cab to the Bistro City Airport.
     
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    Confiscate a few mangoes for me while you are conducting your raid of illicit goods.
     
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    Mango vodka sounds like a good idea for Stoli to tackle as their next flavor to offer!
     
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    Drinking cold frappe in the office with the air conditioner on. Not quite like gin & tonic on the beach, but still good.
     
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    It's not like the gin & tonic at the Bistro, you mean.
     
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    Beach > Bistro. Sorry.
     
  8. ilovecarlos

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    ILC loves mango fusion rum, absolut of course! I love to mix it with lemonade!!!!!! Summer in a glass
     
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    Maybe we'll build a beach volleyball pit in the back yard. Would go well with ilc and her "summer in a glass"!
     
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    Greetings, Earthlings. I come in peace.
     
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    Greetings Sir.....welcome to the Bistro!


    Ooops, ILC has made a mistake...my first one ever.... The aforementioned Mango fusion part of the summer in a glass, is rum, not vodka...Bacardi brand to be specific. Me likey Tom's idea of a volleyball court. I can sip my cocktails and watch! The Lemur and LPV can organize the teams.

    Time to dash. Have a date with Mr Penthouse. The submarine races are on tonight!!!
     
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    Welcome Brezh, just be careful when the lemur's tending bar. He mixes with a very heavy hand.

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    "Down periscope!"
     
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    au contraire mon frère

    when it concerns the incandescent Kumquat..............up periscope ..........while Dedans goes down....
     
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    While I'll agree it's always a good idea to keep your eye on the Kumquat prize, the "up" position increases drag and offers a target for the "depth charges" we mere spectators will hurl at you god-like submarine racers!:eek:

    Ilc, keep your Drambuie stock high; makes for a great depth charge. Did you bring any back from your latest trip to Alba?
     
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    Thank you, ILC. A pleasure to be here.
     
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    There's something on your nose.
     
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    That's because I am Brezhnev, the Masked Bikini Bottom Bandit. I steal people's hearts with my poasts. ;)
     
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    Did you learn your "second floor" skills from the great John Robie, the most charming of all thieves? What scent of fabric softener does mrs sureshs use to freshen the shrunken sumo wrap you swiped?:eek:
     
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    :)

    Actually, I identify more with other CG roles.

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    As far as the softener I can't comment, but I credit the residual spray pheromones with my sudden surge in sexual prowess though (no softening at all if you get my drift). ;)
     
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    Brezhy gets off the couch, flaunting his antediluvian charm to all those present. He reaches into the fridge, and finds a generous stash of Chicolate (extra sour). Hands some of it to Sentinel and Tom, but the lemur steals a piece and promptly bites into it, which causes the little feller to scowl and grimace until ILC hands him some Mango fusion rum to wash it down with.
     
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    Hey, that's my favorite red g string!!! Get that off your face right now!
    *****stands at bar with hands on hips and tapping foot*****

    I'll have a summer in a glass please LPV and a nice rum and milk for you too. After a big sip all feels better.

    Room in scarce in my suitcase on my returns from Alba Tom. You can buy Drambuie here, in fact I'm looking at a large bottle that I keep on hand for special needs such as a sudden desire for a rusty nail or 2. What I do bring back are generally things like Stroma and Bruadar, different varieties of malt whisky liqueur. Can't buy that here. I will generally also bring back so single malt from whatever distillery that I visit. I have rolls of used bubble wrap that I use to insure getting it home intact, and wrap it in previously worn panties. That g string Brezhy is wearing would hold several small sample bottles that the distilleries give me.....so I want it back pronto buster!!!!
     
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    The finer fluids of Alba leave my head a spinnin', even without your refining touches there ilc. I'll be carried from the Bistro after indulging in lingerie-infused libations. Don't worry though, I carry a wobbler's first-aid kit for all the 2AM'ers I encounter on the job...gauze and antiseptic for the face planters and lots of ibuprofen for irksome hangovers on the horizon. It is OK.
     
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    Brezhy takes off ILC's g-string a little ashamed of his actions, and hands it to Mrs Dedans bashfully, like a small boy who just got caught with his hand in the cookie jar.

    Brezhy seems a little intoxicated but manages to get up, shake hands, and excuse himself. He needs to board the next plane to Moscova. Apparently the moustache from Lenin's mummy has been stolen by some capitalist political movement called the Pilosity Revolutionary Front, and they require Brezhy to donate some of his unibrow hairs to perform a reconstructive job.

    Rusty realizes he has no avatar, and looks into his pocket. He finds his mail order bride's Driver's License pic, and slaps it on. She is smoking menthols to combat halitosis. Nothing of that fancy listerine crap.

    The lemur sees the picture and runs away scared. "Oh Geez... it's going to be a long night, ya?" (Spoken in my best "Fargo" accent).
     
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    I miss the unibrowed Leonid already. Your apology to ilc and return of the sexy lingerie after proper laundering should have been sufficient.:eek:
     
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    Leonid will be busy for a few days in Moscova. I hear he has already depleted all the Stoli supplies aboard the Tu-154 en route, but fortunately a gipsy bear trainer has managed to sedate him, so the rest of the trip should be easy Caitlyn Jenner's pie.

    Depending on how quick his brow becomes repopulated after his generous donation, I expect him to be in tip top shape for a further appearance at the Bistro. ;)
     
  27. ilovecarlos

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    ILC appreciates the return of the g string. The avatar of the little "I've been naughty puppy" also goes a long way. If you need extra stoli in Russia, contact Mikey B and the lemur. They'll be happy to help a fella out!
     
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    The lemur and I drag cases of Guld Tuborg into the Bistro. The lemur watches tennis highlights and drinks a beer in the lounge, and I grab a bottle of Stolichnaya and catch a cab to my hotel. Everyone can help themselves to the crates of beer.
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    We must do something to help Mikey's cab budget out. Tom, what about getting an offshoot of your business here at The Bistro? Either that or we can reach out for a franchise op. We need a cab company that caters strictly to our Bistro patrons! May be a job for LPV?
     
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    Done! Just need a nail in the wall to hang out on when The Bistro is closed, a couple of beers after my shift, and a sandwich every now and then.
     
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    Done my friend
     
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    Is there a cab with a tall ceiling with a ceiling fan in case Dedans and ILC want to take a romantic spin around Bistro City?
     
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    I'll have my engineers work on that concept...the extra power could come in handy going up any steep hills!
     
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    Can there also be a cab with a freezer full of Stolichnaya bottles?
     
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    I already have such a compartment...my mobile minibar!

    Bring your stock!
     
  36. ilovecarlos

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    A happy ending....Bistro style
     
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    ok Bistro peeps....it's that time of the year again.....Citiopen 2015. Your very own ILC will be making her way there tomorrow and Friday. Didn't do my usual entire session package this year. I decided to go less, but upgraded to box seats. Sooooooo close that I can reach out and grab a Spaniard.....Delishiano, did you hear that? Looking forward to seeing Rusty...come on.....and soooooooooooooooooooo looking forward to seeing Alba's own, Mr McMurray. Plan on many sangrias as well. Be good, don't leave the bar in a mess, k? See you next week, hopefully with some good tales to tell..
     
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    Go easy with the 4S on that trio...they're all married gents now!

    Will Mr Kumquat be making the road trip down from NYC to join you? Maybe there's a ceiling fan in some luxury suite and you can get an invite by sharing some liquid loot from the trip to Alba???
     
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    Nope, ILC will be solo. My Beloved knows that my heart belongs to him and that I only go for the eye candy. Hey, can I be the first to use the new Bistro cab service Sir Tom? I can guzzle all of the sangria I want! Pick me up here at the Bistro tomorrow at 12:30....
     
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    I'll juggle my schedule and see what I can do.:)
     

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