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  1. Mike Bulgakov

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    I decided to check the Bistro security cam, and it looks like the lemur and friends have taken over and are doing well.
     
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    Make sure the BottlePee traps are set so we don't get trespassed at The Bistro!
     
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    Maria tries to sneak her Aussie friend into the Bistro, but security has him removed. Maria enters alone and gets drunk with the lemurs.
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    Peter comes strolling into the bistro, looking all tanned and fit^H^H^Hlike someone working on his Summer 2020 project. Ah well. Summer is over. Felt the autumn air hit me this morning on my way to work after summer vacation. This was the shortest tennis summer in.. many years. Only one tournament played.

    I played generations doubles with Emma, we lost directly - 0-6, 6-7 (5). We had a 5-1 lead in the second set... But still Emma managed to look like she hasn't done anything except playing tennis the whole year (she hadn't touched a tennis racket since last summer). Won her singles match against a good player 7-5 6-3 after a long 2.5 hour match, and then lost next round against the second seed. But good tennis anyway. Hoping to find some time (and someone to play with) for some tennis for me the coming indoor season. Starting to feel the urge for it again (and my back feels better).

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    The week before that tournament we had a nice visit in Båstad look at the WTA tournament though (while Emma was a an ice hockey camp). Got to watch Sara Errani, Angelique Kerber and the winner Laura Siegemund (now that was one ripped player!) - and many others. Fantastic summer weather at the same time!

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    Anyway, I think we should celebrate that Winter Is Coming now with some free drinks. Umm.. Ah! Yes! Jägermeister shots for all!
     
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    ^Congrats....what a nice summer^
    Jägermeister, jaaa!
    Summer heat is subsiding for you already....You lucky Båstads. It is still hot and humid for most of the rest of us.
    Nice update.
     
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    A day at the bistro:
     
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    @ilovecarlos looks so stylish in that flapper-era headwear!:cool:
     
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    Sentinel's ill-begotten booty, his personal Bistro eggplant supply from his international eggplant trafficking empire, is now overflowing from the Bistro warehouse, as ILC has not been making his favorite eggplant dishes recently. The Pablo Escobar of eggplant trafficking is hungry and feverish. Consequently, the lemur has invited Alla to come over and teach us how to make eggplant caviar.


    Fellow Latvian, Ernests Gulbis, also came by to teach "Ernests' Money Forehand", and a condor sitting in the corner was interested, but everyone else listened to Alla.
     
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    Alla returns for another cooking lesson. The lemur, LPV, and the rest of the patrons miss ILC's specialties.


    The drunk, lonely condor is still learning the Gulbis forehand, and the now equally drunk Ernests is being taught by the condor to fly.
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    Andrea discusses her family history with Pilsner Urquell before downing a few pitchers with Lucie.


    The lemur brings by another pitcher of beer to Lucie and Andrea in the Bistro locker room. They just keep dancing until Andrea blows a kiss to the lemur.
     
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    Alla needs more mushrooms for her recipe, so my shaman friend and I check the hidden realms of the Bistro garden for the fly agaric mushrooms. Unfortunately, there are reindeer hoof prints where the mushrooms once were.

    LPV, the lemur, and everyone else are now flying with Gulbis and the condor after enjoying Alla's previous batch of fly agaric appetizers. I fly by Lucie in the sky and exchange a high five as she passes by.
     
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    Santa Claus is a mushroom junkie!

    Reindeer pee as a hallucinogen? What should I expect from drinking sewretch pee???:eek:
     
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    Alla is busy today flying in the sky with most of the Bistro patrons, so filling in for her today with more aubergine tips:
     
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    After enjoying Alla's fly agaric mushroom recipe, Lucie made a rope and pulley contraption to ring bells as she flew across the sky on her own mental power.
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    Mobs head for the Bistro as rumors spread that ILC has made some eggplant parmesan.
     

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