Discussion in 'General Pro Player Discussion' started by Bogie, Jun 13, 2007.
#1-"I'm sorry...I won't miss another volley...pls don't hit me anymore...weh...mummy!!!!!"
#2-"Hey...er...where'd that furry yellow thing I was supposed to hit go?"
LMAO funny stuff
#1 get up you sorry excuse fo a tennis player. i did not beat you that badly, just because you could not get a game off of me does not mean you have to beg me for one
#2 I am wondering what I am eating for lunch later today
1-Holy moly don't get your panties all up in a bundle, I didn't hit you that hard.
2-To hit or not to hit, that is the question.
#1: There is no easy way to deal with a compound hernia on the tennis court.
#2: Dude, I am so high right know. I have no idea what's going on.
1)- Dude, there's no crying in tennis...alot of whining, but no crying.
2)- Dude...I said "protect" the alley.
3)- Alright! Alright! You can play forehand...geeeesh!
4)- I guess when I said, "cover the alley", I didn't actually mean....
1)- Whoa, Shouldn't have had that last bong hit!
2)- Balls flying at my face...hey, just like last night!
3)- Use the force, use the force, use the force, doh!
4)- Typical response of today's young tennis player at net.
1.whose ur daddy...yea thats right im ur daddy!
2. puff the magical tennis ball
I really like this. Thanks, LOL!
1)- Unfortunate combination of smoking grass prior to playing on grass.
2)- It may look like he has an idea, but unfortunately, he has no idea what to do at net.
1) That's what you get for not wearing all white in this tournament.
2) There's a fuzzy yellow ball in front of me and I am holding a racket....what are we playing again?
who's the guy on the floor wit djokovic??
1/ I told you not to serve aces at me, didn't I? Now, get up & apologize!
2/ I knew I shouldn't 've skipped the volley practice...
1) I'm sure they will grow back...
#1 "Its ok, he's just doing his impersonation of Andy Roddicks game when he plays Federer"
#2 "I really should have taken a dump before I came out here"
1. Djokovic's Glasgow congratulations was unexpected in Queens
1. Ok, ok..you can drive home!
1. The Stella got the better of another competitor
1. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I thought you were bringing the racquets!
2. Does that say Dunlop?
2. Man....they told me this was a grass tournament
2. I swear I hit that already
#1 - Drug deal gone bad on a tennis court
#2 - Where is the goal keeper? This is a soccer field, right?
Djokovic: "Just accept your choke against Nadal last year and move on! Its been a year now...hurry up we need the court..."
it even looks like berdch is smoking an invisible cigarette
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