Caption Contest Numero Uno

Discussion in 'General Pro Player Discussion' started by Chosen One, Jun 6, 2006.

  1. Chosen One

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  2. Andres

    Andres G.O.A.T.

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    "Don't push me, my shirt looks so much better than yours, young man!
    But... but... you're so cuuuuuute!!!! ... mwaaaahhh"

    Lleyton Hewitt - 2006
     
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  3. slice bh compliment

    slice bh compliment G.O.A.T.

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    No, no, no, grathias, Yyey-Tonn. Ees last time I losing to you, no? I'n looking forward berry berry moch to we have another game soon, no?
     
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  4. snoflewis

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    nadal: how ees you girlfriend, no?
    lleyton: oy loyk huh, you should troy huh. :)
     
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  5. Alexandros

    Alexandros Professional

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    Lleyton Hewitt: If that left hand of yours goes any lower I'll break your thumb.
     
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  6. slice bh compliment

    slice bh compliment G.O.A.T.

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    Good one!
     
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  7. simi

    simi Hall of Fame

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    Bec is my wife now. Leave her alone.
     
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  8. TENNIS_IS_FUN

    TENNIS_IS_FUN Professional

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    *Hewitt Whispers* Beat me again and ill kill you...
     
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  9. TokyopunK

    TokyopunK Professional

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    Lleyton : "I'll gladly giv ya cpr anyday mate to help wit dat banano in ya throat."

    Nadal : "No, no I am fine."
     
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  10. ubel

    ubel Professional

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    Lleyton: "Your lips.. your lips are like spanish gold... Come, let us go find a banana right now my beautiful, young, spanish topspin monkey!"
     
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  11. 8PAQ

    8PAQ Banned

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    Hewitt won that match actually. 5 setter.
     
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  12. ACE of Hearts

    ACE of Hearts G.O.A.T.

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    Hewitt:Hey mate, do u have to chase every freaking damn ball?!!!U look like a kangaroo.
     
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  13. DRtenniS1112

    DRtenniS1112 Semi-Pro

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    Hewitt: Do not disrespect me in front of my gorgeous girlfriend again.
    Nadal: You aren't worth my time, adios.
     
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  14. vive le beau jeu !

    vive le beau jeu ! G.O.A.T.

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    lleyton : wooah... what a breathe ! did you brush your teeth this morning ?!
     
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  15. Grigollif1

    Grigollif1 Semi-Pro

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    Lleyton : "Hey you not so bad you know, your lips are kind a cute, can I give you a k......"

    Nadal: " Just Get lost man... "
     
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  16. raftermania

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    You just bashed enough balls down my throat, now I want to put my tongue down yours.
     
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  17. Newberry

    Newberry Rookie

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    Hewitt: Mmmmm is that the new "Banana Paradise" Axe body spray?
     
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  18. vive le beau jeu !

    vive le beau jeu ! G.O.A.T.

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    good one ! :D
     
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  19. 007

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    Hewitt: "Would you mind if I called you some time?"
    Nadal: "Sure....just don't call me late for dinner"
     
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  20. Destructo

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    Nadal: Is nice shirt no?
    Hewitt: Yeah sure mate. Whispers under breath: I'm so getting a Yonex clothes sponsorship after this. I look loyk a bloody poofter.
     
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  21. IvanYentl

    IvanYentl Rookie

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  22. Rickson

    Rickson G.O.A.T.

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