Caption this: Novak

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  1. saram

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    Novak: "This is Roger's plane? How much something like this cost?"

    pilot: "Another 12 Slam titles...and lifetime contract with Wilson"

    Novak: "Crap...better train more, no?"
     
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  2. Sentinel

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    Now let me first figure out where the eject button is.
     
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  4. saram

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    ten char....
     
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  5. origmarm

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    Hmmm not so stable....some lead at 3&9 I think
     
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  6. saram

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    That's pretty good :)
     
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    Looks like i am getting a sore throat. Sorry Ladies and Gentlemen, we will not be taking off today!
     
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  8. saram

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    ooooopppppssss.....
     
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  9. breadstick

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    Lol!

    "If I can't fly this thing it's because it's not as good as my old plane".
     
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  10. MarrratSafin

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    Hahaha. Nice one lol
     
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    Novak: "How can I retire from this thing?"
    Pilot: "Press that big red button"
     
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    Novak: "Hey what this button do?? :confused:"

    *click*

    Pilot: "NOO!! :shock:"

    (Sexy voice):"Self destruction in..9..8.."
     
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    Macgruder!
     
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    "I definitely am in control of the situation."
     
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    Novak: "Lets see how much speed this baby's got."
     
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    Novak: Where's the QUIT button?!
     
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    Are u guys sure this is the LM PT57A to Belgrade???
     
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    "now i can use jet lag as an excuse the next time i play roddick"
     
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    Novak: "I wondered what it felt like to be The Man. Do you have any barf bags?"
     
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  20. viduka0101

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    best caption:)................
     
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    Novak-"now the only heavy machinery i'm used to handling are tennis balls and rackets, and they injure me quite a lot-now can handling this injure me in any way?"
    Man he's looking at-" i'm not going to lie to you Mr Djokovic, it is a possibility. But unfortunately with this machine, we can't quit halfway through, we have to go all the way"
    Novak-"*&/%. Let me think about this. I like to start things knowing that I can just give up if the going gets tough......"
    15 minutes later....
    "Er, Mr Novak we have to...."
    "Sh sh sh. I'm still thinking..."
     
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  22. Gugafan

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    Quality caption..HaHa
     
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    Pepsuber!!!!
     
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  24. saram

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    haha---that is priceless.
     
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    Novak,"Roger Roger, Djoko over"

    Novak,"Say, aren't you Kareem Abdul-Jabbar?"

    Roger,"No, I'm Roger Murdock, the co-pilot."
     
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    LOL, Airplane is the greatest comedy movie of all time (GCMOAT).
     
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    "I hope this doesn't dive like my form does."
     
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    i need to improve work on the wings.

    :)
     
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    "Ever been in a cockpit before?"
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    "Ever seen a grown man naked?"
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    "Ever hang around the gymnasium?"
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    LOL, hilarious quote of the movie.

    Is he asking the question or is he being asked? Could be either, his face fits both.
     
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    Maybe now i can fly over the number 2 spot and claim the number 1 spot, like what people expected me to do last year.
     
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    Novak: Ah...if only my tennis arsenal had this many options.......
     
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    Novak's not the only one having fun out their in Dubai...

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  35. SempreSami

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    "I bet Andre Agassi doesn't get this feeling."
     
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    Andy: I'm the King of the Castle....
     
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  37. vbranis

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    You forgot one:

    "Have you ever been in a Turkish prison?"
    :-?

    -Surely you can't be serious.
    -I am serious. And don't call me Shirley.
     
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    You are a genius, what do you do for living? :)
     
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    hehe, not bad either! :lol:
     
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    Djokovic: I am flying, I am flying!!
    Nadal: No, you are not, it is just a freaking simulator, no.. :rolleyes:
    Djokovic: Why are you so cruel to me! :cry:
    Nadal: Stop daydreaming and the girly impersonation, attack me like Andy Murray on the court, didn't "Lendl and Federer Fan" show you how? no, no... :lol:
     
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    Cue music....

    "Novak takes the high road and I'll take the low....."
     
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  45. darkavgr

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    caption this : Novak

    "If I get nervous, can I pull this stick 26 times ?"
     
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    LMFAO!! that was brilliant sir.
     
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