Caption this ..Safin arrives at Hopman Cup

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  1. pound cat

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  2. SaunderS

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    EYE am gonna win this.
     
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  3. DoubleDeuce

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    Released from prison.


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    wow he doesn't look too good.
     
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    Dont touch the bag....
     
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  6. pound cat

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    Any guess how this happened? I say messing around with someones girlfriend.


    Tsk tsk Marat...LOL
     
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  8. Mungo73

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    Safin rocks Youzhny in head smashing contest
     
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  9. Sup2Dresq

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    Shcmad.... why you hit so hard fanboy!
     
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    Bad Safin: Don't lose this, you pu--y.
    Good Safin: Please don't hit me.
     
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  11. Sup2Dresq

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    Safin: But american rap said ok to smack the ho... who knew they smack back */end russian accent*
     
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  12. Dan007

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    What really happened to Safin, he looks terrible lol. Did he get in a fight?
     
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    The first rule of Fight Club is - you do not talk about Fight Club. The second rule of Fight Club is - you DO NOT talk about Fight Club. Third rule of Fight Club, someone yells Stop!, goes limp, taps out, the fight is over. Fourth rule, only two guys to a fight. Fifth rule, one fight at a time, fellas. Sixth rule, no shirt, no shoes. Seventh rule, fights will go on as long as they have to. And the eighth and final rule, if this is your first night at Fight Club, you have to fight.
     
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    "Alright, who's the wise guy who entered me in this silly tournament?!?"
     
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    He doesnt look bad. You can hardly see the bruising.
     
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  17. Leublu tennis

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    Oh, boy. Hope he feels better after a little sleep.
     
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    VODKA....+ ladies .. + money.. = trouble...
     
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    Ok, he got on the wrong side of somebody. That close-up just says it all.
     
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  22. pound cat

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  23. crazylevity

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    Some of the words he used in that interview were very strange indeed. Who are 'his bosses'? How come they're the ones that 'allowed him to play for one more year'?
     
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  24. crazylevity

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    Oh by the way, even though he answered the question in detail in the press conference, he seemed very evasive about the question in the on-court interview immediately after the match.
     
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    What a Great way for Safin To Start Off His year:lol: He Should've Just Stayed With The Mountain !!! LOL .. (Srry I Had to Say it) ;)
     
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    The Red Mafia bosses I suppose.
     
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    It's crisis times... Maybe he just wanted his old girlfriend back but Abramovich didn't like the idea somehow...:confused:
     
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    Safin, you having a little trouble there? Lol, this is making me laugh, this is both comical and sad at the same time.

    I am not surprised in the least, and I'm glad he actually won something...
     
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    YOu Rock about everyone in sheer stupidity
     
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  30. War Safin!

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    Never before has my username been so apt for such a photo!
     
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    sounds like it should = fun
     
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  32. tacou

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    dinara does that to him when he practices poorly
     
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    "Yes, I won the fight. I'm OK now. It happened a week ago but I came out and won my match after not playing for two months, so that was pretty good."

    It's a shame to get into his last season so badly prepared...I will miss him very much...!:cry:
     
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    Im sure this has nothing to do with russian Mafia...
     
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  35. FiveO

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    Reporter: Are you fit, Marat?


    Marat: I think so. My New Year's Eve hangover is just about gone this morning. What's today?


    Reporter: Sunday.


    Marat: No. What's the date?


    Reporter: January 4th


    Marat: Yep, that hangover's almost gone. I'm ready to go!
     
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  36. CyBorg

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    Oh, man. I haven't laughed this hard in weeks.

    Marat is my hero. I hope he doesn't turn up dead one of these days.
     
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  37. Mungo73

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    do you type with your feet? :lol:
     
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    I'd like to know IF and HOW he ever manages to avoid this fate....
     
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  39. vive le beau jeu !

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    mmmh... about one week ago, not in the right place, he said ?
    maybe an altercation in the chimney with santa klaus ?... ;)
    (he didn't get what he asked in his letter ?)


    ah... there's always something weird happening with marat ! that's why we love him... [​IMG]
     
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    finally got away with federer's racquets... time for my glorious return
     
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  41. halalula1234

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    he said he was in a bit of a trouble over in russia. He said he won the fight though
     
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  42. Andres

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    You idiot! You talked about the Club!!! :shock: :shock: :shock:
     
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    do you type with your arse? at least all that comes out resembles so!
     
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  44. Leublu tennis

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    Oh, Marat, Marat. I hope you last through the season.
     
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  45. pound cat

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    I think a bad case of long lasting immaturity is doing him in. Maybe Dinara can give him some counselling.
     
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  46. All-rounder

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    safin should of got out a racket and challenged that person to a tennis match and when marat hits an unforced error he runs over the net and smashes it in his face
     
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    GREAT... JUST ONE MORE REASON FOR MY WIFE TO KEEP HIM IN HER FANTASIES (he's one of the only reasons she will watch tennis with me)
     
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  48. Oui c'est moi.

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  49. Oui c'est moi.

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    That'll teach him not to call me 'chunky' again.
     
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  50. CanadianChic

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    A man in his late twenties gets in a fight in a bar and this is news? Come on Wolff, get me some news!!

    No one knows why he fought and although I am not a fan of men belting it out for sport, there are times when a smack or two are well deserved. I am disappointed this is his last year on tour - he always amuses me.
     
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