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  1. jmsx521

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  2. mileslong

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    oh joker, let me show you how to "french" kiss...
     
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  3. Hot Sauce

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    Great match you played today.

    Yeah, you too Novak.
     
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  4. Fedfan4life

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    Gasquet: You promised to move-in with me?

    Djokovic: I will just give me time, let me get rid of this whole "Ivanovic" thing first.

    Gasquet: When?!?! You told me that same thing 3 months ago.

    Djokovic: Please, just be patient.

    Gasquet: Wait a minute!! Are we in the middle of a tennis court about to kiss each other?

    Djokovic: Oh Crap!!! Ok just sloooowwwwly back-up.

    Gasquet: Ok good plan. Novak, pat my back so they won't think that were curious about each other.

    Djokovic: Allright, I'll be seeing you at locker #5.

    Gasquet: You know me too well.
     
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  5. fednad

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    LOL - I enjoyed this. You have got talent to write some sizzlers ;)
     
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  6. Fedfan4life

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    Thanks!!! I was going to put something about Drakulie (Ivanovic) but since its a short time frame. I can't be putting a whole dialogue about their love triangle.
     
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  7. gugarafa

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    wait djoker has a thing going with anna?
     
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  8. jamumafa

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    Naw he used to. but then he was found with his throat slit and Queens with a Ace of Spades sticking out with "Drakulie K90 B****"
    written on it.

    Rumour has it Drakulie serves them at 100 MPH with the K90 (without shanking, may I add, so no need to switch to a larger frame) into the throats of his enemies.

    Why'd you think Oscar hasnt been posting much since he beat Drak when they all met up?
     
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    You must live a very safe life
     
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  10. Fedfan4life

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    This cracks me up LOL
     
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  11. clymb420

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    1)- A slowly growing tradition among the bi-curious players at RG is the "french open-mouth kiss" to end matches instead of the traditional handshake. Frankly, it's been much better recieved on the women's tour.
    2)- Djokovic, you had me at Love.
    3)- Damn white tape...it's been getting in the way of my balls all day!
    4)- You know what they say, "to solve the riddle, go down the middle." Euh!
    5)- Unfortunately, this match ended at Love-all.
     
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    "With your backhand and my forehand, we could have little GOATs and rule the world".
     
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  13. rocket

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    Let's just come out, shall we?
     
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  14. tennishead93

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    that was pretty fun
     
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  15. jamumafa

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    Cheers :D .
     
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