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  1. rfwalker

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    man, she looks terrible on espn3, i was kinda thinking she would still be a hottie, but she has got this wrinklie cellulite skin on her neck and some old age bumps on her right leg. hannah storm is really attractive though, in my opinion anyhow, great facial bone structure and just naturally attractive

    hope the matches start soon cause looking at chrissie is kinda creeping me out LOL
     
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  2. norcal

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    Spend your whole life in the sun and sun damage will occur. I think she looks fine. And it's Chrissy, knucklehead.
     
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  3. TigerTim

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    and I give a **** because? Just wear sunglasses or stick a bit of cardboard on your TV where Mrs Lloyd is so you can't see her.
     
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  4. rfwalker

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    i think it is chrissie, i saw that is how they spelled it on espn3, maybe we are both knuckleheads, i know i am for sure. , i guess she spells it both ways, hey look, i am an old married guy with kids, i gotta check out these women, of course it is not important in the scheme of things, like the collapse of the dollar, rise of fascism in america, total disregard for the constitution resulting in loss of liberty, ... but there was a rain break, and her body has just fallen apart, i am disappointed
     
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  5. BobFL

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    Hannah Storm? I thought that was an X-man character. Thank God I have a dvr...
     
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  6. sportsfan1

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    yeah, currently watching her on espn makes me wonder what all the hype was about...
     
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    You guys realise she is 57, right? What are you honestly expecting...
     
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  8. zcarzach

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    She was cute back in the day, and apparently she got around...
     
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    did the guy seriously refer to her as Mrs Lloyd?
     
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  10. rfwalker

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    well hannah is 50, so she is not far behind , but looks great in my opinion,
    i didn't expect her to be easy though, that is news to me

    okay, 57 mrs loyde, mrs mill, mrs norman, is getting up there, but i just rememeber
    her back in the day so i guess i am expecting a bit more, especially with all that money they have to get some plastic and .....
     
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  11. gavna

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    Chrissie looks fine - seen her up close over the yrs at her academy and she much better up close and live than on TV. I'm 50 and she is still very cute at 57.
     
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  12. Cormorant

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    The future Mrs. Lloyd? Perhaps they can become the Burton and Taylor of tennis.
     
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    Because these boys have never been or seen a woman before...yeah, that must be it!
     
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    I'd still hit it.
     
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  15. TigerTim

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    put your glasses on
     
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  16. Fearsome Forehand

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    She is almost 60 give her a break. She was never that hot to begin with.:)
     
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  17. THUNDERVOLLEY

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    She's not "Mrs. Lloyd." She dropped his ass ages ago.
     
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  18. TennisDawg

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    You guys are being very critical about two women Chris Evert and Hannah Storm that are very attractive for their age. It's cruel and immature. You're either very young or middle aged and clueless. You will sing a different tune when you hit 50 or 57 years old and gravity takes hold and the only hair you grow is comin out your ears.
     
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  19. TJfederer16

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    Check out Virginia Wade's neck its like a turkey
     
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  20. Love Game

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    wasnt she mrs. somebody else AFTER she was mrs. Lloyd? :confused:


    and OP -- take heed -- sun damage baby. you earn your living in the sun, then wait a few years for the full effect and see what you look like! :eek:
     
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    Considering that she grew up in Florida, and I never saw her wear a hat while playing, I am surprised Chris looks as good as she does. Also, I don't think there was much emphasis on wearing sunscreen in the 70's and early 80's either.
     
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    Evert-Lloyd would be even better imo
     
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    She's 57, dude. At that age, things droop and hair grows where it never grew before. She looks OK, IMO. She wasn't really a supermodel in the first place.
     
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    Tracey Austin looks 20 years younger than she is. The plastic surgery worked great for her.I don't have HD though.
     
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    Chrissie Evert Lloyd Mills Norman-whatever she calls herself these days-still looks the same. Only thing different is the lighter hair.
     
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    This forum is full of children.
     
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  27. Cormorant

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    Increasingly, yes, but this thread proves there is also a crop of members old enough to remember what Chris looked like at the zenith of her career; and that's a comfort.
     
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  28. TennisDawg

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    And yet they speak like 15 year old boys.
     
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    pics or it didnt happen
     
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    wait . . . so this is thread b*tching about someone getting old and being on tv?

    wrong section, knucklehead. and that's just for starters.
     
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  31. rfwalker

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    >You guys are being very critical about two women

    i agree, but i am old, hair falling out, wish i could transplant it from my ears where it never used to grow, it was just some rain delay downtime fun, you guys that have to post how childish it is just relax, laugh at yourself and others, it was not that vulgar or ...

    like the turkey remark LOL

    it does suck getting old though, tendonitis, slowing of footwork, no pop
    on the serve, i actually have to come to the net to win a point, its terrible
     
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  32. hcb0804

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    I am sooooo sick of Chrissie kissing and slobbering all over Jameka's big fat butt.
     
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  33. TigerTim

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    yep, Maybe Lloyd-Norman-Evert?
     
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  34. guitarplayer

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    And yet she is in better shape than 99% of the girls on the WTA tour..and looks better than 90% of them!

    Let's see your wives! Losers....she's 3 years from 60. Take a look

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  35. hcb0804

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    My wife in her 50's is much more attractive than Chrissie, thank you very much.
     
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  36. rfwalker

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    my wifey is very pretty, and she hasn't been through 3 different men .....
    in this day an age, that is saying something brother :)
     
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  37. hcb0804

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    QUOTE=guitarplayer;6688134]And yet she is in better shape than 99% of the girls on the WTA tour..and looks better than 90% of them!

    Let's see your wives! Losers....she's 3 years from 60. Take a look

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    OK, here ya go! In her 50's....granted this is her "glamour shot", but I'll take this over Chrissie any day.
     
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  38. Cormorant

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    Recreational doubles beckons.
     
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  39. ollinger

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    I almost fell over when the OP said he is an old married guy with kids. I was sure this was the work of a 14 year old.
     
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