Cincinnati - the real Slam

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  1. octobrina10

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    Why should titles be 'defended'?! The titles don't disappear from the player's statistics!
     
  2. jaggy

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    GOAT thread
     
  3. LazyNinja19

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    Is Cincinnati even a real Masters?! Because more than half the matches aren't even televised :mad:
    Why aren't the matches made available for public viewing?! :confused:
     
  4. Mayonnaise

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    Because watching the Real Slam (TM) is a privilege not all viewers are honored with :twisted:
     
  5. ivan_the_terrible

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    Obviously, no one cares since Rafa is no play there.
     
  6. The Green Mile

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    His chapter will get more emotional with every word written, as he will look back at his steady decline and last few years of trying to get his hands on the best there is, and cover up a massive hole in his resumee...should be a good, but very sad chapter......
     
  7. r2473

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    I can't believe Sureshs was ever just a lowly "guru"
     
  8. Mayonnaise

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    You joined in 2006. I'm sure you saw him as something even lower ;)
     
  9. Sentinel

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    Where are you, bro ?
    It's coming on Ten Sports/HD here in Desiland.
    Day before it was on one of the Star Channels. Actually, its not the fault of tennis, now its this stoopid Kabbaddi that is trying to inundate all channels.

    I think these ret4rds are trying to get the Indian fokes hooked onto (field) Hockey, Kabaddi and maybe khokho / gilli danda next by making everything look like WWF and roping in some celebrities. :evil:

    He was once a mere "GOAT". *shudder*.:)
     
  10. Sentinel

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    Speaking for clayqueen, of course :D
     
  11. Carsomyr

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    Sureshs padded his stats in a weak era.
     
  12. sureshs

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    Quite like Federer, eh?
     
  13. FedTheMan

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    Some people have said that you just got lucky with this thread. This GOAT thread was nothing more than a fluke. What is your response Mr.Sureshs?:twisted:
     
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    Hey - was wondering if that ball boy was you in Murray/Isner match?

    I know you must be bitterly disappointed Rafa is a no-show after all the trouble you went through to get there, but you did good ;)
     
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    Cincy was the real GS until Rafa won it last year now the real GS is Paris Bercy!!!! :p
     
  16. Sentinel

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    So Rafa finally did win Cincy. Wow ! Respect.
     
  17. Mayonnaise

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    Even a broken clock is right twice a day. Just go through his history and you'll see a lot of fail trolls ;)
     
  18. The Green Mile

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    So very close now.....

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  19. stringertom

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    sureshs needs no padding...all built in!:twisted:
     
  20. sureshs

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    No it was not.
     
  21. henryshli

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    Cincinnati is NOT the fifth slam!!!! Roland Garros is LOL!!!!!!!
     
  22. underground

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    So Federer going for his 23rd slam tonight...
     
  23. Federer302

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    Lot of pressure, trying to break Graf's record.
     
  24. TennisLovaLova

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    Only the goat could win the Real Slam 6 times. Congrats on your 23rd GS Roger.
     
  25. Mayonnaise

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    Sureshs might be the GOAT troll of Talk Tennis, but he's no match for the GOAT himself: Trollerer! :lol:

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    29 big titles. 29!!! One more and he's at 30. 4 more and he's caught up with his REAL age.
     
  27. Nathaniel_Near

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    This thread never disappoints!
     
  29. stringertom

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    I don't like that matchup...the sureshsian Forehand of Evolution will hone in on the topspin BH that even Edberg cannot fix and OP has a superior serve than Nadal and/or Ferrer...the gun says 130 mph down the "T"! Rogi may have his hands full!
     
  30. Sysyphus

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    Haha, Unbelievable. If he wins this USO, he will have double the number of Nadal.
     
  31. Nathaniel_Near

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    I thought Eugenie Bouchard was the real Slam...
     
  32. Logic

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    Interesting that Roger has won Cincinnati four times since it was declared the Real Slam by Sureshs (despite having won only twice before, in his prime). I guess that means Federer is a better counter-troll than Sureshs is a troll.
     
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  33. sbengte

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    *smh* , make that four times now.
    I cannot believe semi-retired , almost wheelchair bound grandpa Fed is still winning the REAL slam on the fifth anniversary of this GOAT thread.

    Anyway, this is the thread that keeps on giving , year after year. OP is a closet Fed fan who tried to cement Fed's GOAThood with this thread.
     
  34. kOaMaster

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    Proof that Federer reads on TT!
     
  35. sbengte

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    A thread with so much win should stay on the first page atleast for a couple of days after #TheRealSlam .
     
  36. kanamit

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    It's a month away, but I am already psyched. Once this imitation Wimbledon "slam" is done with, who do you all think will win the Real Slam this year?
     
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  37. TennisLovaLova

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    Early bump, but still, very nice
     
  38. falstaff78

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    I contend that the greatness of this thread was hugely amplified by these three goat responses.
     
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