Citizens of Earth

Discussion in 'Odds & Ends' started by dennis10is, Dec 7, 2011.

  1. dennis10is

    dennis10is Banned

    Joined:
    Jun 19, 2005
    Messages:
    2,033
    Location:
    Long Island, NY
    Never fear, Dennis is here.

    I'm leading a contingent of US Space Marine to storm the spaceship recently discovered hiding behind Mercury.

    If we are unable to overcome the aliens, we will sue for peace, with the understanding that the Aliens can have the rest of the planet but spare America.
     
    #1
  2. r2473

    r2473 Legend

    Joined:
    Aug 14, 2006
    Messages:
    7,117
    #2
  3. chrischris

    chrischris Hall of Fame

    Joined:
    Oct 5, 2010
    Messages:
    2,979
    Kucinich , is that you ??
     
    #3
  4. jmverdugo

    jmverdugo Hall of Fame

    Joined:
    Nov 22, 2006
    Messages:
    2,971
    Location:
    Houston, TX
    It would be awesome if it were a spaceship....
     
    #4
  5. Fearsome Forehand

    Fearsome Forehand Professional

    Joined:
    Aug 23, 2007
    Messages:
    1,186
    Location:
    USA
    Klaatu Barada Nikt !!!! :)

    Perhaps, they just want to have us for dinner?
     
    #5
  6. chrischris

    chrischris Hall of Fame

    Joined:
    Oct 5, 2010
    Messages:
    2,979
    This thread is already spaced out.

    'Beam me up Scotty, there's no sign of intelligent life here'
     
    #6
  7. dParis

    dParis Hall of Fame

    Joined:
    Nov 30, 2004
    Messages:
    1,757
    My first thought when I saw that was, "That's a spitting image of my cousin's spleen", but that didn't make sense so I figured it was a spaceship.

    Do us a favor. When you get there, let us know if they have any hot chicks on board.

    Godspeed.
     
    #7
  8. goober

    goober Legend

    Joined:
    Jun 9, 2004
    Messages:
    8,491
    I think these aliens heard that earth girls were easy.
     
    #8
  9. NickC

    NickC Professional

    Joined:
    Sep 5, 2007
    Messages:
    1,436
    Location:
    East Coast, USA. Formally Tucson, AZ
    How much acid did you take this morning?
     
    #9
  10. thug the bunny

    thug the bunny Professional

    Joined:
    Jan 7, 2011
    Messages:
    813
    Location:
    Out of the comfort zone
    Dennis10is u r really Dennis Rodman right?

    Just dress up in that Madonna get-up and kick their butts!
     
    #10
  11. KenC

    KenC Professional

    Joined:
    Aug 31, 2009
    Messages:
    1,437
    Location:
    Knowhere
    What alien in their right mind would attack earth? There's nothing left to destroy, and there's no resources left to pillage. They would come close,take a look and think that some other aliens had already passed through. In fact if they wanted to harm us, they would just have to leave us alone. We do a great job by ourselves. I doubt any more advanced alien race could top our self-destructive potential.
     
    #11
  12. thug the bunny

    thug the bunny Professional

    Joined:
    Jan 7, 2011
    Messages:
    813
    Location:
    Out of the comfort zone
    Y'all DO know that 40,000 yrs ago the aliens arrived and spliced their DNA with ours? Hence the sudden advent of agriculture, husbandry, and technology?

    (Actually sometimes that theory makes sense to me)
     
    #12
  13. TourTenor

    TourTenor Professional

    Joined:
    Dec 26, 2006
    Messages:
    883
    #13
  14. Ronaldo

    Ronaldo G.O.A.T.

    Joined:
    Feb 18, 2004
    Messages:
    14,327
    #14
  15. r2473

    r2473 Legend

    Joined:
    Aug 14, 2006
    Messages:
    7,117
    You'll have to fight Kirk for her.

    Just an FYI, don't wear a red shirt. Those guys never seem to last long around Kirk.

    [​IMG]
     
    #15
  16. Fearsome Forehand

    Fearsome Forehand Professional

    Joined:
    Aug 23, 2007
    Messages:
    1,186
    Location:
    USA
    ^Ah, the green Orion Slave Girl.

    Same chick that was the original Batgirl, I believe.

    Just an FYI, don't wear a red shirt. Those guys never seem to last long around Kirk.

    Yes, one would think that after a time, anyone outside of Kirk, Spock, McCoy, Sulu, Scott, Chekov, or other regulars would have refused to be part of a landing party. The pattern was rather clear. :)
     
    Last edited: Dec 8, 2011
    #16
  17. goober

    goober Legend

    Joined:
    Jun 9, 2004
    Messages:
    8,491
    Never fear...
    Space marines have arrived

    [​IMG]
     
    #17
  18. dennis10is

    dennis10is Banned

    Joined:
    Jun 19, 2005
    Messages:
    2,033
    Location:
    Long Island, NY
    Whew! That was close. The Martians held up their end of the Earth-Mars-Europa mutual defense compact.
     
    #18
  19. 1970CRBase

    1970CRBase Guest

    O'Neill cylinder
     
    #19
  20. SoBad

    SoBad Legend

    Joined:
    Aug 2, 2006
    Messages:
    8,170
    Location:
    shiran
    Those who advocate violence against the post-Mercury alien populations are not sufficiently mindful of those populations’ constitutional rights to life and liberty.
     
    #20
  21. Sentinel

    Sentinel Bionic Poster

    Joined:
    Jan 21, 2008
    Messages:
    31,279
    Location:
    Somewhere under the weather ;)
    :D
    Rendezvous with Rama !
     
    #21
  22. jswinf

    jswinf Professional

    Joined:
    Sep 30, 2009
    Messages:
    1,149
    Just wondering, Dennis, do you wear a tinfoil hat when you go outside?
     
    #22
  23. Ronaldo

    Ronaldo G.O.A.T.

    Joined:
    Feb 18, 2004
    Messages:
    14,327
    #23
  24. Dedans Penthouse

    Dedans Penthouse Hall of Fame

    Joined:
    Feb 11, 2004
    Messages:
    4,177
    Location:
    Antarctica
    Haha. Just when I thought this might be a "funny for funny's sake" intergalatic romp ....sigh....I should've known that you'd coyly stage this sucker so as to slyly inject the "border politic" into it. That aside, nicely done. ;-)
     
    #24
  25. Sentinel

    Sentinel Bionic Poster

    Joined:
    Jan 21, 2008
    Messages:
    31,279
    Location:
    Somewhere under the weather ;)
    What's the latest ?

    I doubt there's any reason for an alien craft to hang around Mercury. However, I can understand if it swings by close to the sun in order to replenish energy. But then it wouldn't just hang around there.

    All in all, i think poor dennis10s' trip was wasted. It was a bogey call. dennis must be one of their expendable resources, that they should have sent him off like that.

    Ask us next time, dennis. :D
     
    #25
  26. Tmano

    Tmano Professional

    Joined:
    Dec 9, 2010
    Messages:
    888

    Any clay tennis courts?
     
    #26
  27. Agent Orynge

    Agent Orynge Professional

    Joined:
    Feb 21, 2004
    Messages:
    1,364
    Location:
    Riverside, CA
    For the Emperor!
     
    #27
  28. dennis10is

    dennis10is Banned

    Joined:
    Jun 19, 2005
    Messages:
    2,033
    Location:
    Long Island, NY
    Amazing likeness to me! Very good.

    the head is too large compared to mine. The Skull loin cloth is too small compqared to mine. Other than that, the guy could be my twin brother.
     
    #28
  29. Agent Orynge

    Agent Orynge Professional

    Joined:
    Feb 21, 2004
    Messages:
    1,364
    Location:
    Riverside, CA
    That's a Crimson Fist. Your average Space Marine stands about 7 feet tall outside of his power armor, so you must have one hell of a serve.

    And that's not just any skull, it's a representation of the Emperor of Mankind himself.
     
    Last edited: Dec 16, 2011
    #29
  30. Hot Sauce

    Hot Sauce Hall of Fame

    Joined:
    Aug 23, 2006
    Messages:
    1,890
    Location:
    Vancouver, BC
    #30
  31. dennis10is

    dennis10is Banned

    Joined:
    Jun 19, 2005
    Messages:
    2,033
    Location:
    Long Island, NY
    A Space Marine's work is never done. That Comet Lovejoy was no comet.

    I'm strapped in on full boost on an intercept.
     
    #31
  32. jswinf

    jswinf Professional

    Joined:
    Sep 30, 2009
    Messages:
    1,149
    #32
  33. Agent Orynge

    Agent Orynge Professional

    Joined:
    Feb 21, 2004
    Messages:
    1,364
    Location:
    Riverside, CA
    [​IMG]

    I win.
     
    #33
  34. dennis10is

    dennis10is Banned

    Joined:
    Jun 19, 2005
    Messages:
    2,033
    Location:
    Long Island, NY
    #34
  35. jswinf

    jswinf Professional

    Joined:
    Sep 30, 2009
    Messages:
    1,149
    ^^^Sorry, my Mom won't let me leave the solar system after dark.
     
    #35
  36. chrischris

    chrischris Hall of Fame

    Joined:
    Oct 5, 2010
    Messages:
    2,979
    Duran Duran .
     
    #36
  37. Agent Orynge

    Agent Orynge Professional

    Joined:
    Feb 21, 2004
    Messages:
    1,364
    Location:
    Riverside, CA
    ...

    Did you just come back from outer space too?
     
    #37
  38. chrischris

    chrischris Hall of Fame

    Joined:
    Oct 5, 2010
    Messages:
    2,979
    No , but looks like you did.:)
     
    #38
  39. chrischris

    chrischris Hall of Fame

    Joined:
    Oct 5, 2010
    Messages:
    2,979
    Are you in orbit again ?
     
    #39
  40. Frankenstine

    Frankenstine New User

    Joined:
    Aug 23, 2011
    Messages:
    91
    #40
  41. dennis10is

    dennis10is Banned

    Joined:
    Jun 19, 2005
    Messages:
    2,033
    Location:
    Long Island, NY
    #41
  42. Sentinel

    Sentinel Bionic Poster

    Joined:
    Jan 21, 2008
    Messages:
    31,279
    Location:
    Somewhere under the weather ;)
    That is so innocently funny :). I am trying to picture this several thousand years in the future.

    If I were your Mom, i wouldn't let you leave the Solar System at all, since you'd have to travel at pretty high velocities to get anywhere. And at that rate, you are well aware that time slows down, so when you return ... no one you knew would be alive, or they'd be too old, or society would have changed and you'd be totally out of place and unfit for employment.

    Darn, i am still chuckling at the idea of "dark" in the context :D
     
    #42
  43. tusharlovesrafa

    tusharlovesrafa Hall of Fame

    Joined:
    May 21, 2011
    Messages:
    2,399
    Location:
    Lucknow to kolkata
    It's weird that these theads looks totally different from general pro player and pro player discussion..different posters,different feel..
     
    #43
  44. Sentinel

    Sentinel Bionic Poster

    Joined:
    Jan 21, 2008
    Messages:
    31,279
    Location:
    Somewhere under the weather ;)
    Most trolls never come into the O&E section. Figure that out.
     
    #44
  45. dennis10is

    dennis10is Banned

    Joined:
    Jun 19, 2005
    Messages:
    2,033
    Location:
    Long Island, NY
    Beginning of the End

    Folks, on the eve of our mutual destruction, I wish everyone a terminal 2012. Live it up while you can,.

    I have sent my Most Improved Soph-Frosh Boy's High School Tennis Trophy into deep space so that humanity's greatest achievement will, one day, in the distant future, serve as an inspiration to whatever alien civilization lucky enough to discover it.

    I do['t play tennis often, but when I do, I use a tennis racket. Stay motivated my friends.
     
    #45
  46. tusharlovesrafa

    tusharlovesrafa Hall of Fame

    Joined:
    May 21, 2011
    Messages:
    2,399
    Location:
    Lucknow to kolkata
    Phewwww...and this doesn't increase your post count too..yaay!!I'm officially out of troll list..
     
    #46
  47. Manus Domini

    Manus Domini Hall of Fame

    Joined:
    Jan 10, 2010
    Messages:
    4,859
    Location:
    Jersey
    Err, he said most trolls...
     
    #47

Share This Page