Colorful names for losing badly

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  1. Nuke

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    OK, we've seen "taken to the woodshed" a few too many times this week to describe a player getting beaten badly. You guys need a thesaurus or something? How about we post some other interesting terms you can use to describe the massacres to come?

    OK, I'll start with a few of my faves. Feel free to add your own, and thanks for playing.

    1. Beat Down.

    2. Ass Whoopin'.

    3. Got Schooled.
     
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  2. ktownva

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    If the opponent whoops one's ass:

    got steamrolled
    got spanked
    got throttled
    got mangled
    go man-handled
    got his/her own ass handed to him/her
    got put in the naughty corner
    got clinic-ed

    If one chokes or fails:

    rolled out the red carpet
    tanked
    didn't show up
     
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    6-0, 6-0 got the:

    Goose Egg

    The bagel

    the donut

    ha ha after winning a first set at love in doubles,
    when at the net ask the other team if they want their next goose egg scrambled or POACHED... ha ha just came up with that.. i no im creative
     
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    Also, after losing 0 and 0, "It wasn't as close as the score indicated."
     
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    in argie you would say "me rompieron el orrrrrrto" :?
     
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    He ran over me like a freight train.
    I got spanked hard.
    He ran me off the court.
    I was thumped pretty badly.
    I got my butt kicked.
    I got double bageled and I don't want to talk about it!
    He ate me for lunch.
    He ripped apart my game and made me look foolish out there.
     
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  17. str33t

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    After getting beaten 6-0, 6-0:

    He invited me to breakfast and gave me two bagels.


    :D
     
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    Taken to the cleaners is a UK saying, but I'd say "Di**ed" to be honest
     
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    Shaved my back. "Man, that dude shaved my back."
    Got played like a harpsichord. "Man, I got played like a harpsichord."
    Swam me like a bottled nosed dolphin. "Man, that dude swam me like a bottled nosed dolphin."
    Dropped me like 3 credit course in Macro Economics. "Man, he dropped me like a 3 credit course in Macro Economics."
     
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  21. alwaysatnet

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    I got dismissed like one of Leona Helmsley's nephews at a reading of her will.
    I got beat like Tim Henman's ego after yet another failed Wimbledon.
    That guy beat me like he was Ike Turner and I was Tina.
    I got beat like I was an audience member at The Source awards show.
    I got beat like a fan at a Pacers-Pistons basketball game.
    I got beat like an IHOP chef beats the eggs in a Denver omlette.
    I got beat like the NHL Stanley Cup up against Murder She Wrote during sweeps week.
    I got beat like Michael Vick beats a loser pit bull.
     
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    I was beat like a man who just worked a double shift at the local coal mine because he's trying to make as much money in overtime as he can to pay for his family's living expenses now that his wife is pregnant and staying home all the time.
     
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    LMAO!!!!!! hahahaha
     
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    F'd in the A.

    Or effed in the A.
     
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    pummelled...
     
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    drawn and quartered

    sent home crying to mommy

    pulled a [my first name here]

    dipped in honey and fed to the bears

    chewed up and shat out
     
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    that is epic win.
     
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    TAKEN OUT BEHIND THE WOODSHED
     
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    teabagged while sleepin
     
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