I'm guessing Brad Gilbert does not know this, but his constant use of the nickname "Koozie" during Svetlana Kuznetsova's matches is invoking a rather vulgar noun that can be found in the urban dictionary with minimal effort. Some of us heard this noun used as a brutal insult growing up, and I'm guessing there must be more than one person (me) out there who is having flashbacks when Gilbert uses this nickname. So, here's my vote for doing away with "Koozie" permanently and going with "Sveta." Brad, if you're reading this, please consider this suggestion. Below are references of note. This information has been cleansed to avoid offending anyone. However, if you go to urbandicionary.com, be aware that much of the language on the website is not safe for work: urbandictionary.com, type in the word c - - ze Film reference: Visionquest 1985: Elmo: [looks at Louden's book] What the $%#@ is this? Louden Swain: What? You don't recognize it? Elmo: Wait a minute! This is c -- ze! Louden Swain: Yeah, I'm thinking very seriously of becoming a gynecologist Elmo: A c -- ze doctor in outer space? Man, you're flippin' out!