2nd Serve, Try out these outstanding, time-honored VARIETALS:
1. Cisco ("Liquid Crack" = up to 19.5 percent). A wine from the Highland Park Vineyard Regions of Detroit, Michigan; floral hints of hemlock; robust, sugary finish.
5. MD 20/20 ("Red Vine" variety = up to 18 percent). A wine of crisp structure with a fragrant bouquet of isopropyl acetate; pleasing, sugary finish.
d. Night Train (17.5 percent). A smooth Breakfast wine balancing weed killer and herbicidal notes with good acidity; full, sugary finish.
12. Thunderbird (between 13 and 18 percent); An all-purpose wine whose "nose" evokes aromatic threads of gasoline with traces of iodine; long, sugary finish.
6. Hombre (16 percent); Refreshing wine with a biting pallet of gun metal and crushed aspirin; hearty, sugary finish.
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