Darth Federer

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  1. bebots

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    The black tuxedo pants inspired shorts and black outfit, the Darth Maul cosmetically inspired racquet, the Galactic Empire music when he comes onto court.

    Fabulous. All he needs is a black cape.
     
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    roddick...your puny serve is no match for the dark side!
     
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  3. PBODY99

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    Does that make Fed a Sith Lord?
     
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    Darth Fed: Who's your Daddy?

    Young Rod: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
     
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  5. issokayireloaded

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    Andy, I am your father
     
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    roddick's only chance is to hit a forehand as hard as he can at that thermal exhaust port!
     
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  7. Bhagi Katbamna

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    :lol:
    at this thread.
     
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  8. onkystomper

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    A cape would be absolutely genius!! put the stupid white tracksuit in its place, and at least he could not put a cape on back to front :)
     
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    If he's a Sith Lord, who is the Master? :confused:
     
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    Nadal of course...
     
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    Sampras :p Think about it. Play fairly similar, still fighting amongst each other in ego battles :p
     
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    u guys noticed nadal has never worn all black, it would be nice to see Darth Federer and whatever-Nadal to come out in all black with mask and cape in the finals.
     
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  13. davey

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    Bud Collins is Yoda.

    JMac is Obi Wan who was defeated by Darth Lendl.
     
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  14. issokayireloaded

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    And Isner is the shaved wookie
     
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    Roddick needs to learn from the Prince of Tennis to beat Fed.
     
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    Watch out, Pete......By the end of Wimbledon next year, you will be detroned.
    Federer-15 GS
    Sampras-14 GS
     
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  17. gametime21

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    Sorry nadal fans but nadals body will break down in less then 5 years if he continues this. Fed on the other hand looks like he'll play tennis till he's well into this thirties. Meaning.. countless GS
     
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  18. tennis_hand

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    what if Fed pulls a Jimmy Cornors? then he might even get more than 20 GS.
     
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    Or the dark slice! :D
     
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    If Nadal came out in all black with a mask and a cape, people would start calling him Zorro.
     
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    I change my mind. Nadal should be chewie...
     
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  22. ATXtennisaddict

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    you guys crack me up rofl
     
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    If Baghdatis grows his beard back, they could start a wookie team.
     
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    Hahahaha!!! :lol: This is a great post. LMAO!!!
     
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    Someone here need to photoshop Nadal with a beard....I keep having this visual...
     
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    Oh please, Nadal is Jar Jar. Raf Raf!!
     
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    if anything Federer should grow a beard, that will guarantee him another 4 or 5 gs titles
     
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  28. davey

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    Better yet, he should grow an evil villian goatee.
     
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    That would explain his reflections at the net.
     
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    Nay, I think he is too bulky to be jar jar. He is like a hairless chewie...
     
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