David Beckham is.....huge?

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  1. Lakoste

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    Thoughts on what is really in there? A tiny Weeble Village?:lol:
     
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    I wanna be an underwear model too..... ; ;
     
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  3. heycal

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    I thought Lakoste was a guy.
     
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    Lak, totally unnecessary thread. :shock:
     
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    Only if you look as good as he does (from the neck down).

    As for the package, I believe the lighting might be designed to keep the viewer guessing, so to speak.
     
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    He needs to be careful with the tightness. It's not good for the Weebles not to be able to wobble. Although, you do want the Weebles to wobble, but not fall down.

    -SF
     
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    So, this guy Beckham now appears in Playgirl? Or, what is this, male glamor? Creating desires for women who don't know where else to look? Pathetic!
     
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    he is.......
     
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    Well, I guess I thought he was a straight guy for some reason. I stand corrected, not that his sexual orientation matters.
     
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    he is probably not as long as his name (david robert joseph beckham)...
     
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    i actually don't know anything about him/her... but would have also guessed "he" was a straight male.
     
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    I'd have been more convinced if superstition posted it. ho ho ho.

    uh oh, he's going to call me a homophobe. mommy help me.
     
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  13. Lakoste

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    Woah Woah Wee Woah, Package? I was talking about the size of his wrists (they're HUGE), get your mind out of the gutter;)
    **** dude, I'm gay? *Goes to break the news to my fiancee*
    Sorry for not saying this before, it is for an Armani underwear ad.
    You guessed right:)
     
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    hahaha, yeah it says he's a "country boy" on his user info. maybe he's a g_y.
     
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    Maybe he's doing a Ben Stiller in Dodgeball.
     
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    how did she take it?
     
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    I'm not gonna touch that one with a 10-foot...oh, forget it!
     
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    (accidental?) post of the day!
     
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    ..........
     
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    That Beckham picture reminds me of the bulge scenes in Spinal Tap... :)

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    its a quote from seinfeld, about billy mumphry, a simple country boy who got caught up in the high stakes game of world politics ;)
     
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    :lol: Oh... you guys crack me up. Seriously, I have coffee all over my computer screen now.
    I think you're confusing me with someone else. I was never caught up in the high stakes game of world politics. I was mixed up in the high stakes game of world diplomacy and international intrigue. DUH! :-D
     
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    maybe the photographer was hot?
     
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    mixed up again:oops:
     
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    ****hands on hips tapping foot*****
    Seriously Kosty, I'm appalled...you KNOW that you should have posted that in the ladies thread....sheesh:shock:
     
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    ********:shock::shock::shock:*******
    Falling over in dead faint
     
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    ...and you thought I was just a horse's 'ass' whisperer.... :)
     
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    That’s a really well done photo of Beckham, the light and everything. I don’t see where you get “huge” though. Assuming it’s not doctored, if he’s on then it’s average/normal, if he’s not on, then you can’t tell. The photo is really well done though.
     
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    That's fine. It's really none of our business.
     
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