Divorce industry jobs

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  1. acura9927

    acura9927 Semi-Pro

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    What are some jobs in the divorce industry world besides a divorce lawyer? My employer is downsizing soon and it seems to be fool proof way to a secure job field.
     
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  2. ollinger

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    It's actually not a very secure job field. Divorce rate is very linked to the economy and employment (divorce rate goes down in a bad economy, as people simply can't afford to maintain separate homes and lives).
     
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  3. sapient007

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    hitman or insurance comes to mind.
     
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  4. sureshs

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    Marriage counselor. I think many places require counseling before a divorce is granted.
     
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  5. r2473

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    gigolo

    ....
     
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  6. jaggy

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    Private eye, learn to disguise yourself as a tennis net and catch them on court.
     
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  7. r2473

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    You mean a private d!ck?
     
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  8. jaggy

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    Better than public dick
     
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  9. r2473

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    I understand that's the grounds many divorces.
     
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  10. r2473

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    Why don't you go back to your home country and find a wife

    http://tt.tennis-warehouse.com/showthread.php?t=436844
     
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  11. Dedans Penthouse

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    "Jobs?"

    Why you go to "B" & "H" !
     
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  12. acura9927

    acura9927 Semi-Pro

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    Gus Petch should be your role model..."You want tact? Hire a tactician! If you want an a** nailed, then call Gus Petch!"
     
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  14. SoBad

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    You might consider moving away from the industry. Divorce is a lot of personal issues and you might need to deal with women. It's like trying to use pig hair to make winter coats - a lot of screaming and not a lot of hair.
     
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  15. MAXXply

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    Go work in a pawn shop, like the people in "Hardcore Pawn"
    Be a professional storage auction bidder/buyer, like those people in "Storage Wars/Storage Hunters"
     
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  16. West Coast Ace

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    Ice cream. Come up with your own designer brand. Women love to eat a) after being dumped for a younger woman; b) after they've cleaned some poor schmoe out and are set for life.
     
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    Bought a Tennis Tutor ball machine from the Hardcore Pawn guy in Detroit last year.
     
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  18. Nostradamus

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    Industry is booming. also married people hooking up with other people are very much accepted these days. probably don't need to divorce
     
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  19. El Diablo

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    ^ I see from your signature that you live in a fantasy world
     
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  20. MAXXply

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    What was Les Gold like? Was the price you paid about right and did you have to haggle much? :) I prefer this show over Pawn Stars
     
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  21. Ronaldo

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    Never saw that guy. Or that show until after buying the ball machine. Machine was in rough shape, $150 for a $1200 Tutor Plus was worth it. Now there are more Pawn shops than Subways, go figure.
     
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  22. LuckyR

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    Just so you know, she isn't blonde...
     
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  23. acura9927

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    She looks natural blonde to me, a Soviet chick.
     
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  24. LuckyR

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    Mmmm... her eyebrows match her roots... I don't think so...
     
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