Djoker you 'ol smoothie!

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    I didn't quite laugh. :/
     
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    Just because a tennis player did something outside of tennis, it isn't automatically news worthy, or in this case, funny.
     
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    Lighten up eberneezer. Its amusing! Crowd enjoyed it, Djoko enjoyed it, models enjoyed out and it brought a smile to everyones face :)
     
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    now we know why Nadal beat him at RG. Djokovic's girlfriend beat him up after this and injured him.
     
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    Y'all need to lighten up.

    The best part of the clip was the embittered faces of the ballboys.
     
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    OK, so basically we have....

    #1 = [​IMG]

    #2 = [​IMG]

    #Whatever it is now = [​IMG]


    One of them is different... no? :p
     
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    LAME.


    10lames
     
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    Yeah because getting accosted at the airport by a total stranger and not exactly enjoying it is so odd.
     
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    I'm not sure if the "different" one in your post is supposed to be Djokovic or Rafa.
     
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    really not sure why you hate Djokovic so much. He didn't gain anything financially playing this exo. the crowd loved it. Guga loved it. they generated lots of money for poor kids. I guess your sense of humor is non existent. or it's there but when it comes to Novak you are just being a pathetic hater. you just can't help it.

    and then you complain how people hate Rafa, blah, blah. double standards, eh. like please.
     
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    Wait huh? What's the story behind that photo?
     
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    He was at the airport after winning the AO in 2009 when this random chick ran up to him out of nowhere and started kissing him. She made a fool of herself,and he didn't seem amused by her attack at all,but tolerated it well considering what happened.
     
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    :lol:


    10"different"cvacs
     
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    Hehe, well I'm sorry to disappoint you my dear Clarky... but I wasn't dissing my dear Cvac. :twisted: I meant that in the sense that I wasn't sure whether the poster meant Rafa was the one who didn't belong (because he looked averse to women while the others didn't) or whether it was Djoko (because he's the only one who looks like he's actually enjoying himself in the pics).
     
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    I know,but I was dissing him with my "different" comment. :twisted:
     
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    I see I see. I think this is the time when I get to remind you of that oh so fine line between love and hate... :grin:

    (At any rate, I love Rafa fans. So much better humored than Fed fans for sure.)
     
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    LOL, when was this? He better hope his GF wasn't watching.
     
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    in Brazil, just a month ago when he was helping Guga with his child foundation.
     
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    WOW, Rafa is the coolest and the best!
    Amazing how he handled that...
     
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    It was at an exhibition event vs. Guga a couple of weeks ago. I'm sure she will excuse it as she always looks like she's clinging on for dear life in every picture of them together.
     
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    Are you kidding? Djokovic will never find a hotter woman in his life.
     
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    I wasn't commenting on her looks, just that she's obviously in it for the long haul and probably not going to get pissed about him getting some massage on camera. But while we're at it, I'm sure he could date actual models, etc. if he wanted to. I'm sure Ester Satorova really cares about what Tomas Berdych looks like...
     
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    Only for his money because it sure wouldn't be for his looks. Lol.
     
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    Yeah, that's what I meant, of course no model would look twice at him if he weren't a top athlete with lots of $ (although I think he's good looking).
     
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    Do you wear glasses? If not maybe now is a good time to go get an eye examination. :lol:
     
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    LOL, mean. Come on, I think most people would consider him at least somewhat physically attractive. He has nice eyes, a nice smile, and a good body at least. :cool:
     
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    Not me. He looks like Screech,and that ain't attractive to me. :lol:
     
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    lol well to you he probably looks like this

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    But he's just a normal looking guy, neither ugly nor good looking. I think he used to look above average when he was about 20 but he looks really worn out now in his face. As far as the other top 4 go, Federer is not a good looking bloke but he has an air of class (nice hair, looks good in a suit etc) Murray is definitely not good looking with bushy hair to boot, but he's not ugly til he opens his mouth :lol: Nadal is not really good looking either but he has the mediterranean boyish thing going on, nice smile etc. The only good looking player currently playing is Tommy Haas.
     
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    Poor Novak, over the hill at 25. But I know what you mean; I think it's a result of him losing weight more than anything. He also cuts his hair way too short which draws attention to his nose and chin.

    Haas is very handsome. You forgot Feliciano Lopez, who is very far from my type but he's objectively physically attractive in a male model way. I think Dimitrov has an attractive face as well.
     
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    Even that creature is better looking than Cvac. Lol.

    I think Fed is ok looking. I think he looks his best in a nice suit. That's when I find him the most attractive.

    Cvac is just gross in looks and personality. Sorry,Towser,but it's just the way I feel. Lol.

    Murray used to be uglier when he was younger. I think he has grown into his looks a bit with age. I also think he cleans up well and can look good once in a while.

    I do find Nadal attractive,and he does have a nice smile. He along with Fed are the best looking of the top 4 to me.

    Haas is ok,but he doesn't really do anything for me.
     
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    yeah Novak looked better like this with his hair a bit longer

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    Yeah Lopez is fairly good looking I guess, but Haas is moviestar stuff :lol:
     
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    His hair is so stiff I don't think he can grow it any other way. It seems to grow straight up and doesn't even move. I think if he tried to grow it longer it would just end up looking like The Bride of Frankenstein.



    Feli is another one that while he is attractive,just does nothing for me. He looks like he belongs on the cover of one of those cheap romance novels you find in the dollar bin at the book store. Lol.
     
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    yeah I'm sure you're feelings about Djokovic don't influence your opinion on his looks at all :lol:

    Murray does look better these days I agree. Except when he opens his mouth so big he could eat a plane. :lol:

    Fed just has something out of place with his features, nose a bit big, eyes maybe too close together. But he can look good, like you say in a suit.He has got style which compensates a lot. I think Nadal is fairly normal but he can look nice when he is well dressed too.
     
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    No, it looked better!

    [​IMG]

    I laughed so hard at what you said about Feli, SO completely true about the cheap romance novel look. He does nothing for me either... my heart only has room for Cvac and his chest beating...

    Obviously this board needs an active Ladies/Gay Men Only thread. :)
     
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    Andy looked nice in his suit at the WTF gala. Pity that he's balding. He has the weirdest mouth shape when he opens it though, it's true. His mouth looks like an opened nutcracker's mouth.
     
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    by the way, I'm a dude and I'm straight. But I'm comfortable discussing the looks of other guys who are mostly all luckier than me :lol:
     
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    Oh, whoops, sorry for the assumption! It's cool. You're probably able to see this stuff more objectively anyway.
     
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    It does. :lol:


    I remember a long time ago when I lurked here there was a thread called "a geometric study of Andy Murray", or something like that,and it was about his rectangular shaped mouth and head. It was one of the funniest things I have ever read on here. Lol.


    And we do need a thread like you suggested. I can already imagine what would be posted in there. :shock: :twisted:
     
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    Hmmm,so his hair CAN grow downward. At least we know that if he did let it grow out it wouldn't have to be classified as a deadly weapon. :lol:
     
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    It's fine, just thought I better say before this gets out of hand :shock: hahaha

    but yeah I'm seeing this in a "who would I want to look like?" way.
     
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    haha.

    Looking at this pic, not sure what happened to his hair later in life

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    By the way I apologise- for you this probably flashed in your head

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    lol, yep, he "had" to tolerate it. lol

    Let's see.... Kissed by a chick = tolerate.

    Kissed by a guy... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Za1aI8Ybxoo and http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wu5xt8atjZA

    "For me is not a problem." ;) Rafa's words, not mine.
     
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    More like The Exorcist. That kid from The Omen is too cute to remind me of Cvac. Lol.
     
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    Have to say this is one of the cutest kid pics I've ever seen.
     
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    Oh come on, he was the cute kid out of the top 4. Fed was maybe cute in an ugly ducking way, rafa looked terrible with a bowl cut and huge teeth, Murray... just no.. lol.

    But i know you're biased.

    Btw the kid from the omen is the son of Satan. i thought that would fit especially with "the son of god" stuff Haha.
     
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    Alright,alright he was a cute kid but it didn't last into adulthood. It's almost like if you were a cute kid you grow up to be "breathtaking",and if you were an ugly kid you grow up to be decent looking. Too bad that's what happened to Cvac. :lol:
     
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