Everyone likes a good quote.....

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  1. crash1929

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    Mankind must put an end to War or War will put an end to Mankind.
    ~John F. Kennedy
     
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    Q: What is best in life?
    A: To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women.

    ~ Conan the Barbarian
     
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    Gee. Some people think my quote is a downer.

    -SF
     
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  8. The bridge is OUUUTTTT. ahhaaaaa
     
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    "I Do what i want" - you know who says that
     
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    "Well, it often helps to win the last point." - Vitas Gerulaitis when asked how to win more matches
     
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    Kanye West??
     
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    'My life has been full of terrible misfortunes most of which never happened' -Michel de Montaigne
     
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    "I could shove this **** ball down your **** throat!"

    haha but seriously, how bout:

    "Those who do not remember history are condemned to repeat it" -- George Santayana
     
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    'If elections could change things, they would be illegal.' -Old Anarchist Saying.
     
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    this is my favorite so far. the conan one rocks; too, ofcourse
     
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    Favorite quotes on music.


    If I can't dance - I don't want to be part of your revolution -- Emma Goldman (yup, the anarchist)

    Rock won't eliminate your problems, but it will sort of let you dance all over them. -- Pete Townshend

    One chord is fine. Two chords is pushing it. Three chords and you're into jazz. -- Lou Reed
     
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    —Office Space, 1999
     
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    My quote.
    Life is an illusion death is the reality

    I have many more I will post later, I gota go to sleep eight now.
     
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    If life is so fair, then why do roses have thorns?
    -Emo Elmo
     
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    Bull**** ***hole, no one likes our tuna.
     
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    'My center is giving way, my right is in retreat; situation excellent. I shall attack' - Ferdinand Foch (WWI French Marshal)
     
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    Muhammad Ali
     
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    "I still break racquets, but now in a positive way." Goran Ivanisevic.

    "Michelob---because so much is riding on your tires." Cliff Drysdale.
     
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    "I am the punishment of God. If you had not committed great sins, God would not have sent a punishment like me upon you."

    -Genghis Khan
     
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    Hope is the worst of evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
    Nietzsche

    :)
     
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    'When the music changes, so does the dance.' - African proverb

    'I despise a world which does not feel that music is a higher revelation than all wisdom and philosophy.' - Ludwig van Beethoven

    'Music is what feelings sound like.' - anonymous
     
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    It is not materialism that is the chief curse of the world, as pastors teach, but idealism. Men get into trouble by taking their visions and hallucinations too seriously.
    H. L. Mencken
     
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    'The only difference between me and a madman is that I am not mad' --Salvador Dali
     
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    "I have had it with these mother***ing snakes on this mother***ing plane!"
    Oscar Wilde

    "It vanished like a fart in the wind."
    Oscar Wilde

    "Nobody beats me 17 time in a row!"
    Oscar Wilde

    "I talk when i want to talk!"
    Oscar Wilde

    "I did not have sexual relations with that women, miss Lewinsky!"
    Oscar Wilde

    "Here's Johnny!"
    Oscar Wilde

    "With great power comes great responsibility."
    Oscar Wilde

    "There is only one thing in the world worst than being talked about and that is not being talked about!"
    Oscar Wilde

    "Born to be wild."
    Oscar Wilde
     
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    ...............................
     
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    if neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you,
    If all men count with you, but none too much;
    If you can fill the unforgiving minute
    With sixty seconds' worth of distance run,
    Yours is the Earth and everything that's in it,
    And - which is more - you'll be a Man, my son!"

    Rudyard Kipling 'If'
     
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    'Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.' - Philip K. Dick
     
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    'Give me six lines written by the most honorable of men, and I will find an excuse in them to hang him.' -Cardinal Richelieu
     
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    stay golden pony boy--- G.O.A.T
     
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    because thorn bushes have roses
     
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    Hope you woke up. :)
     
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    I really liked this one from your friendly neighborhood Oscar Wilde :)
     
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    "If I could speak the language of rabbits, they would be amazed and I would be their king...

    I would be kind to my rabbit subjects... at first....

    One day, I hold a great ball for the President of France, but the rabbits, they hate me and don't come. I'm embarrassed so I eat all the lettuce in the world.. and make them watch"

    - Rajesh Koothrappali
     
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    In the quiet words of the Virgin Mary... come again?
     
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    "Well ya see, Norm, it's like this... A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers."
    -Cliff Clavin, of Cheers
     
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