Everyone likes a good quote.....

tricky

Hall of Fame
Q: What is best in life?
A: To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women.

~ Conan the Barbarian
 

mtommer

Hall of Fame
"Damnit Scotty, for a top of the line ship it's engines always seem to fail at the most inconveniant times!"

-Captian James T. Kirk (alternate, alternate reality)
 

samej07

Rookie
"I could shove this **** ball down your **** throat!"

haha but seriously, how bout:

"Those who do not remember history are condemned to repeat it" -- George Santayana
 

tricky

Hall of Fame
Favorite quotes on music.


If I can't dance - I don't want to be part of your revolution -- Emma Goldman (yup, the anarchist)

Rock won't eliminate your problems, but it will sort of let you dance all over them. -- Pete Townshend

One chord is fine. Two chords is pushing it. Three chords and you're into jazz. -- Lou Reed
 

Sentinel

Bionic Poster
"We don't have a lot of time on this earth! We weren't meant to spend it this way. Human beings were not meant to sit in little cubicles staring at computer screens all day, filling out useless forms and listening to eight different bosses drone on about about mission statements."

—Office Space, 1999
 

bigserver

New User
Champions aren't made in the gyms. Champions are made from something they have deep inside them -- a desire, a dream, a vision.
Muhammad Ali
 

GS

Professional
"80 percent of the women on the WTA Tour are fat, lazy pigs. I'm sorry---I was wrong in saying that---it's 85 percent." Richard Krajicek.

"I still break racquets, but now in a positive way." Goran Ivanisevic.

"Michelob---because so much is riding on your tires." Cliff Drysdale.
 

edberg505

Legend
"I am the punishment of God. If you had not committed great sins, God would not have sent a punishment like me upon you."

-Genghis Khan
 

Topaz

Legend
'When the music changes, so does the dance.' - African proverb

'I despise a world which does not feel that music is a higher revelation than all wisdom and philosophy.' - Ludwig van Beethoven

'Music is what feelings sound like.' - anonymous
 

Steady Eddy

Legend
It is not materialism that is the chief curse of the world, as pastors teach, but idealism. Men get into trouble by taking their visions and hallucinations too seriously.
H. L. Mencken
 
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viduka0101

Hall of Fame
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"I have had it with these mother***ing snakes on this mother***ing plane!"
Oscar Wilde

"It vanished like a fart in the wind."
Oscar Wilde

"Nobody beats me 17 time in a row!"
Oscar Wilde

"I talk when i want to talk!"
Oscar Wilde

"I did not have sexual relations with that women, miss Lewinsky!"
Oscar Wilde

"Here's Johnny!"
Oscar Wilde

"With great power comes great responsibility."
Oscar Wilde

"There is only one thing in the world worst than being talked about and that is not being talked about!"
Oscar Wilde

"Born to be wild."
Oscar Wilde
 
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bigserver

New User
"If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue,
' Or walk with Kings - nor lose the common touch,
if neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you,
If all men count with you, but none too much;
If you can fill the unforgiving minute
With sixty seconds' worth of distance run,
Yours is the Earth and everything that's in it,
And - which is more - you'll be a Man, my son!"

Rudyard Kipling 'If'
 

stoo

Semi-Pro
"You can fool some of the people some of the time, but a rolling stone gathers no moss."

My father.

may he rest in peace
 

Andres

G.O.A.T.
"If I could speak the language of rabbits, they would be amazed and I would be their king...

I would be kind to my rabbit subjects... at first....

One day, I hold a great ball for the President of France, but the rabbits, they hate me and don't come. I'm embarrassed so I eat all the lettuce in the world.. and make them watch"

- Rajesh Koothrappali
 
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Deleted member 21996

Guest
two great thinkers:

Albert Einstein
Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.

Brick Top
In the quiet words of the Virgin Mary... come again?
 
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Xisbum

Semi-Pro
"Well ya see, Norm, it's like this... A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers."
-Cliff Clavin, of Cheers
 
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