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  1. New_Guy22

    New_Guy22 New User

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    I'm going to play tennis with my friend and 2 girls. What're some ideas for how to flirt with one of the girls no matter what side she's on while we're playing doubles? This question qualifies as tennis tips right? :)
     
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  2. ayuname

    ayuname Semi-Pro

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    say ladies after everything you say.

    - demetri martin.
     
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  3. fuzz nation

    fuzz nation Legend

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    Once or twice you could let a ball go wizzing by you while you're staring across the net at her like a stricken idiot... unless you're a stricken idiot.

    I had to play doubles with a couple of my friends plus the most attractive lady I've ever met in my life (no exaggeration here) a couple of summers back. Guess who's turn it was not to stare too much on that day? I think I was even having a little trouble speaking - my friends were wondering why I was a little out of it. HA!

    Keep it fun and try not to get too excited - you'll be fine...
     
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  4. David

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    I would say be gentleman and do yourself.
     
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  5. tenzinrocks

    tenzinrocks Rookie

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    Say, "you got some nice strokes there", "want me to open a can of whoop ass? i mean can of balls?"
     
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  6. RestockingTues

    RestockingTues Banned

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    I'd say hit to the prettier one and keep it consistent. Don't give her patty cake balls (heh) but make them easy to return; at the end of the day, if she's happy with the way she played you just won a small battle. Tomorrow, ask her if she wants to hit again but play singles :D
     
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  7. baseline08thrasher

    baseline08thrasher Semi-Pro

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    Hit her in the back of her head while your serving.

    -something not to do. =]
    hahaha i've seen it happen.

    Another thing:

    play seriously, and have a little bit of cute competition.
    Nothing serious.
     
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  8. kelz

    kelz Professional

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    Hahaha, man I better subscribe to this thread. :)
     
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  9. azn_lefty_roddick_jr

    azn_lefty_roddick_jr Rookie

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    I like this one. :p

    I like to hit sharp cross court angles, or hit short shots and make them run up, then lob it over or angle it off if you're at net... Teasing her, and having fun at the same time haha. x]
     
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  10. slice bh compliment

    slice bh compliment G.O.A.T.

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    Man, if she digs you, she digs you. There's no scam.

    Be yourself, be confident. Be honest. Have a great time. Keep it real. Have a sense of humor. Be a gentleman. Play with ball control. Move smoothly and effortlessly (I'm told that's attractive).

    Oh, and, that said, I do like the Demetri Martin line.
     
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  11. Feña14

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    I don't think such acts of self-stimulation would go down too well in this particular instance ;)
     
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  13. New_Guy22

    New_Guy22 New User

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    This makes sense. The girls find me attractive and I've no problem flirting in normal circumstances. I've never played tennis with girls before and flirting from a distance and while playing a sport seems difficult to me. I'm a 5.0 and have great movement so I've got the smoothness covered. I just don't want to seem too serious out there. So what are some other ideas?
     
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  14. hollywood9826

    hollywood9826 Semi-Pro

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    I think his goal is to do her :)
     
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  15. ThA_Azn_DeViL

    ThA_Azn_DeViL Semi-Pro

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    By starting with himself ;)
     
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