Federer joke

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  1. sureshs

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    What is the name of Federer's home town?

    Bagel, Switzerland.


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  2. Bagel ????? ??????
     
  3. Anaconda

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    not funny.
     
  4. FD3S

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    A big step down from your last joke, considering the laughs "Cincy is a Slam!" got.
     
  5. flyinghippos101

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    *crickets* *crickets*

    But you're trying, that's good. You get a smiley face :)
     
  6. sdont

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    Oh yeah, this one was the best.
     
  7. sureshs

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    If you stopped stealing other people's avatars, you will get it
     
  8. Mick

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    What is the name of Federer' racquet?

    Wilson Bollocks :shock:

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  9. Blinkism

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    knock knock

    who's there?

    the atp drug testing council, is this the residence of Rafael Nadal?

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    No habla english!
     
  10. P_Agony

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    Federer is the undisputed GOAT who won 18 slams

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  11. Bud

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    You've finally lost it... :confused:
     
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    a shame . . . all those years of rehab wasted.
     
  13. pame

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    Now THAT's funny! :grin:
     
  14. Conquistador

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    Before I got into tennis I was always reading in the paper about Federer 6-0 6-1 or 6-1 6-1 --eventually I found out that wasn't his height.
     
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  15. rocket

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    Now this one made me laugh! :)
     
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    hahaha.. you are soo funy sugaresh...

    wait..

    this was not the joke...

    oh..

    bollocks...
     
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  18. rocket

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    Good one! :)
     
  19. stapler

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    I guess that's why Nalbandian likes competing there.
     
  20. federer_FREAK

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    I liked it.
     
  21. svijk

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    sureshs further enhances his 'village idiot' image....kudos
     
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    Step away from the alcohol...
     
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    knot funna
     
  24. jefferson

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    Sorry...........this message board has just reached a new low! Bagel Switzerland? Serious?

    I always think that Serendipitous IS fedace until someone calls him out and I go back and look!! That is pure genius.
     
  25. rommil

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    This made me laugh. Thanks...
     
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  27. sureshs

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    Another joke

    Who is the most likely player in the WTA never to finish a match?


    Petra Kvitova
     
  28. Sentinel

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    Aah, so now we know how new your are in this sport!
     
  29. Bud

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    Another gutbuster :-?
     
  30. Carsomyr

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    :lol:

    Post of the thread.
     
  31. rommil

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    I don't know how the comedy world survived without you.
     
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    why did the pigeon cross the road?

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    cos it was have s .e .x with the chicken :D
     
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    Why was the Egyptian boy confused?

    Because his daddy was a mummy. :)
     
  34. ksbh

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    What does Federer prefer for breakfast in the morning of a French Open final against Nadal? Any idea? :)

     
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    What is Federer's favourite cartoon?

    Basil, Brush.
     
  36. Tour90

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    Fail!





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  37. Sentinel

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    lol sureshs getting better with age, maturing like wine :-D
     
  38. featherlight

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    I like this one:)
     
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    what did federer ride as a kid?

    a "bicycle" (yano...british term for double bagel)
     
  40. Netspirit

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    I think I can predict your next joke: "Who is the most demented player in the WTA?"
     
  41. Bud

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    Is it Elena Demented? :confused:
     
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    Her name is Elena Dementieva. And of course, the true origin of her last name has little (if anything) to do with the English word "demented". )

    To be fair, her last name ascends to "Dementiy", an old male first name, with a female suffix "-eva": "Dementieva = Dementiy's [daughter]" (think of "Johnson = John's [son]").

    But I can imagine how odd her last name could sound to a modern English ear. Almost as odd as another Russian female last name: "Vagina" (Vagin's [daughter]). A Russian colleague of mine from HR even had to change her nameplate to "Vaghina", otherwise American visitors kept giving her weird looks. )

    ...Never mind, I was just continuing the stupid joke trend. )
     
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  43. Blinkism

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    Tsonga and Gasquet walk into a bar

    Gasquet looks at Tsonga and says "I bet you can't drink all the beer at the bar and still play tennis tommorow"

    Tsonga takes him up on the offer and, after a few hours, stumbles over to where Gasquet is sitting, leans in, and says to him

    "I bet you can't kiss all the girls in the bar and still play tennis tommorow".

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    Oh, sorry.... That wasn't a joke

    It's from the ATP Drug Council official transcript

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  44. Blinkism

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    Let's try another one--

    How many pushers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

    None, they're all too busy racking up winning records against Federer
     
  45. sureshs

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    Another joke

    Who has the best overhead smash?


    Anna Smashnova
     
  46. sureshs

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    LOL my first joke is becoming reality LOL
     
  47. rommil

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    Ah no it didn't.....
     
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    You really didn't have to copyright that. No one, I assure you, is going to use that for his own.
     
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