fight clun among the ATP players :)

Discussion in 'Odds & Ends' started by sheq, Jan 15, 2009.

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who would win the fights ?

  1. federer

    1 vote(s)
    2.2%
  2. nadal

    3 vote(s)
    6.5%
  3. murray

    2 vote(s)
    4.3%
  4. djokovic :)

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  5. karlovic

    1 vote(s)
    2.2%
  6. querry

    1 vote(s)
    2.2%
  7. safin

    13 vote(s)
    28.3%
  8. youzhny

    6 vote(s)
    13.0%
  9. tsonga

    18 vote(s)
    39.1%
  10. roddick

    1 vote(s)
    2.2%
  1. sheq

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    dont get me wrong but ı realy wondered after ı saw what happened to marat safin in moscow :) what do you think who would win the fights ı mean ı am not asking who is the strongest person..

    ı would pick karlovic or marat ..
     
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  2. S H O W S T O P P E R !

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  3. sheq

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    ı know man. ı had already said dont get me wrong ı cant even imagine roger get involved in a fight but its a fantasy..ı just wondered
     
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  4. batz

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    Murray is Scottish.

    I don't need to say any more.
     
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  5. bladepdb

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    Where's Monfils?
     
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  6. sheq

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    really..ı didnt impress :) murray has a proper body for it but ı dont think he has the right mentality or brave :)
     
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  7. sheq

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    ı know he should have been in the poll but there were no any other place for him
     
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  8. MomentumGT

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    I vote Youzhny . . . if you can take a few shots of your own racket to the head and bust yourself open you must have a good chin, can get crazy, and have a high tolerance for pain. Youzhny cause he can take a lickin' and keep on tickin' LOL.

    -Jon
     
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  9. bladepdb

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    Who would vote for Roddick...?
     
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  10. GeorgeLucas

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    Safin... maybe... He looks like a brawler and he's a pretty big guy.
    Nadal... he has the arms but I get the feeling like he is much more comfortable on a court than a ring...
    Tsonga... ripped guy. AND he looks like ali!! Definitely a strong contender
    Youzhny... at least he has a hard skull :shock:
     
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  11. Breaker

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    Rule number one of fight club - you do NOT TALK ABOUT FIGHT CLUB.
     
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  12. sheq

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    do you think karlovic has no chance :)
     
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    The others could just headbutt Karlovic in the goonies, so not him.
    I voted Tsonga, beefman.
     
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  14. bladepdb

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    Haha awesome. Now I know what to do when I'm pitted against a 7' bodyguard in HOllywood.
     
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  15. Aldi Patron

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    I voted for Youzhny. In addition to giving off the psycho vibe in the first place, I've seen too many online video clips or Russians beating each other down to ever pick against one.
     
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  16. bladepdb

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    Youzhny v. Safin. Discuss :p
     
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  17. edmondsm

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    There should be some South Americans on there. I would put money on Calleri or Nalbandian beating up any tennis player.

    Edit: Also, Serena Williams would probably whoop most ATP players' asses.
     
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  18. The person who voted for Roddick.

    Yes, but, according to the thread title, this is "fight clun."
     
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  19. CanadianChic

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    What is a clun?
     
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  20. sheq

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    it should have been club
     
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    I agree: Serena could probably take anyone! But my vote goes to Tsonga maybe just because he looks like Ali.
     
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  22. mental midget

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    seems to be an unpopular opinion, but i think roddick beats the rest of these poll members to a pulp. he's probably the biggest, strongest guy in there, and i get the feeling he is a scrappy guy. definitely has a live arm, guessing he's got some serious knockout power.

    tell you right now, the biggest omission from the poll imo is fernando gonzalez. that guy looks like a freaking tank.
     
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  23. Ljubicic for number1

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    Gonzo and Youhzny
     
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  24. hb_hound

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    From the poll I'd take Safin, but Tommy Haas would take them all
     
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  25. latinking

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    No GONZO?!?!? LOL. WTF!!! GONZO whoops the whole ATP!!!!
     
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  26. VivalaVida

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    Tsonga FTW. He looks like Muhammad Ali
     
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    what about crazy danny? or is he just all mouth?
     
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    tsonga, monfils, safin, or youzhny would win. djokovic would retire before it started. federer was scared of jimmy jump, no ways he's gonna beat any of the four guys. murray and nadal don't have the mentality. roddick, nuff said. karlovic isnt big, just tall. querry is to nice
     
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  29. quest01

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    I would put james blake in the mix too. Federer doesnt look like the kind of guy that would get into a fight, hes too metrosexual.
     
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    Tursunov is built like a mixed martial artist. Plus, he seems to have a temper.

    Andreev looks strong.

    Other mentions: Massu, Gonzo, Verdasco (strong), Monfils, and lots of other guys outside the top 10.

    Retired: Agassi (strong), and Rios (clear incidents of violence)
     
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    Haas, Fish
     
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    does that look like someone you wanna fight. If hes willing to bloody himself what do you think he will do to you.
     
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  33. subaru3169

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    ^^^when did that happen??
     
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    Safin's got the rage. Tsonga looks crazy. You missed on monfils, he looks like he could have both of them for breakfast.
     
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  36. lawlitssoo1n

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    safin is a G but i think tsonga will kick butt because of his size
     
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  37. maddogz32

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    where is serena williams???? :)
     
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  38. subaru3169

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    holy crap lol

    i'd still have to go with safin though.. he can get pretty pissed and with his size/height, i'm sure he will not go down easily.. i'm not a dinky little guy, but it'd be nice to stand behind him if something wants to fly my way lol
     
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  39. Robbie_1988

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    I vote for Youhzny. I can't find the clip but one time he was in the last set for some hard court match, he was so upset about a point that he smashed his head several times with his racquet causing profuse bleeding.

    After he got patched up he proceeded to win within the next few games. I don't think he knows what pain is. That's why I voted for this guy. lol
     
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  40. Robbie_1988

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    LOL

    So sorry folks. I posted my above comment without going onto page 2 to see subaru3169's post with the link to the clip. Oh well, anyway there you have it. Youzhny: One BAMF
     
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