Forget GOAT. Let's invent other OAT categories

Discussion in 'General Pro Player Discussion' started by JennyS, Oct 16, 2009.

  1. JennyS

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    Here goes.....


    LOAT (Loudest of all time) Maria Sharapova
    TOAT (Tatrumer of all time) John McEnroe
    COAT (Choker of all time) Jana Novotna
    FOAT (Footfaulter of all time) Serena Williams
    LOAT (Linguist of all time) Roger Federer
    TWOAT (Time Waster of all time) Rafael Nadal
    WOAT (weirdest of all time) Marion Bartoli
    MOAT (mother of all time) Kim Clijsters
     
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  2. Sangria Munky

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    larcher di brito is the loudest check the tennis magazine which compares them

    SOAT- nadal
    UOAT- stepanek or suarez navarro
     
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  3. JennyS

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    GROAT (gangsta rapper of all time) Ivo Karlovic
    MACOAT (most annoying commentator of all time) Mary Carillo
     
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  4. JennyS

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    What does the S in SOAT stand for?
    the other needs no explanation:D
     
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  5. joshburger

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    boat-biggest of all time-john isner/ivo karlovic
     
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  6. flyinghippos101

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    MOOAT (Most overrated of all time) Andy Murray
    BEOAT (Best eater of all time) David Nalbandian
     
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  7. GLOAT - greatest legs of all time :mrgreen:
     
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  8. slice bh compliment

    slice bh compliment G.O.A.T.

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    GOAT, Guido-est of all time = Vinnie Spadea, aka Vincenzo
    HOAT, Hairiest of all time = Ion Tiriac
    NOAT, Nastiest of all time = Ilie Nastase
    ChOAT, Cheesiest of all time = Jimmy Connors
    ChOAK, Cheesiest of all kids = Nole Djokovic
    COAT, Classiest of all time = Stefan Edberg tied with Rodney George Laver
    HCOAT, Hippest Cat of all time = Yannick Noah
    FLOAT, Finest Lady of all time = Evonne Goolagong tied with Bettina Bunge, Sorana Cirstea and Tatiana Golovin
    MROAT, Most Resurrections of all time = Agassi
    TOAT, Thickest of all time = Vilas and Serena
    BTOAT, Best touch of all time = Johnny Mac
    CrOAT, Craziest of all time = Safin
     
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  9. slice bh compliment

    slice bh compliment G.O.A.T.

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    Stef

    Graf in the women's division, Edberg in the men's?
     
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  11. JennyS

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    SOAT (Smash of all time) Pete Samprass
    BOAT (Baldest of all time) Andre Agassi
    MOAT (Mullet of all time) Billie Jean King
     
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  12. Spot on!

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  13. JennyS

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    Nice one:D Now I'm hungry!
     
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    I think you just made my day, sir.
     
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  15. JennyS

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    GHOAT (Greatest hair of all time) Roger Federer
    SUCOAT (Stand up comedian of all time) Novak Djokovic
    NOACOAT (nails on a chalkboard of all time) Melanie Oudin
     
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  16. JennyS

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    No problem:D
     
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  17. JennyS

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    BROAT (broken racquets of all time) Marat Safin
    JAHOAT (Jekyll and Hyde of all time) Marat Safin
    MOAT (Moodiest of all time) Marat Safin
    MUPOAT (Most unfulfilled potential of all time) Marat Safin
     
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  18. President of Serve/Volley

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    The Truth.
     
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    PCOAT(Press Conference of All Time) - Roddick
    BAOAT(Back Arch of All Time) - Djokovic
     
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    GJOAT-greatest junkballer of all time- fabrice santoro
     
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    TRSAECYFUDTHLOMSLOAT - Nikolai Davydenko

    The Relatively Successful and Extremely Consistent Yet Frequently Underrated Due to His Lack of Movie Star Looks Of All Time
     
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  23. ATXtennisaddict

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    Damn, no wonder Andre married her.
     
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  25. salsainglesa

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    for the sake of completition...
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  26. JennyS

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    BOSWOAT (Best one Slam winner of all time) Andy Roddick
     
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  27. Sangria Munky

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    sexiest of all time
     
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  28. P_Agony

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    With the current tourney, I think it's a tough contenst between the players who is the MROAT (most retiring of all time).
     
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  29. JankovicFan

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    Lately, I'm thinking TW troll of all time.
     
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  30. sandyCX

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    Surely that's got to be Mary Pierce!
     
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    LOAT (Loudest of all time) Maria Sharapova
    TOAT (Tatrumer of all time) Jeff Tarango for Wimbledon 95 alone
    COAT (Choker of all time) Kim Clijsters
    FOAT (Footfaulter of all time) have no idea
    LOAT (Linguist of all time) Roger Federer
    TWOAT (Time Waster of all time) Mary Pierce
    WOAT (weirdest of all time) Brad Gilbert
    MOAT (mother of all time) Margaret Court
     
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  33. vive le beau jeu !

    vive le beau jeu ! G.O.A.T.

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    don't underestimate goran, especially in the 1st category. ;)
    marat only has a few weeks left before retirement to equal such an amazing performance:
    from: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/tennis/2993335/Ivanisevic-retires-after-losing-Head.html
     
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  34. lambielspins

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    LOL while I sort of agree with this I had to laugh a bit since which male tennis players have "movie star looks". :)
     
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  35. OHBH

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    QOAT quickest of all time- Michael Chang
    FOAT fittest of all time- Bjorn Borg
    WSOAT weakest serve of all time- Elena Dimentieva
    MIPOAT most injury prone of all time- Tommy Haas
     
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    Mm... I choose Elena.

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    CROAT- Marin Cilic, Mario Ancic, Ivo Karlovic, Ivan Ljubicic, Roko Karanusic

    btw, Sharapova isn't THAT loud, but Larcher de Brito is awful. Her grunts are like 2.5 seconds and louder than a running jet engine with your ear pressed against it. She should be banned from tennis forever.
     
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  38. Leelord337

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    lol what about my cousin vinnie (spadea) ;)
     
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  39. JennyS

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    F-BOAT (Federer's b...h of all time) Andy Roddick
    R-BOAT (Rafa's b...h) of all time) Roger Federer
     
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  40. statto

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    Surely Stefan Edberg for this one?
     
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  42. JennyS

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    OPOAT (over player of all time) Yevgeny Kafelnikov
    UWAGOAT (ugliest with attractive girlfriends of all time) Stepanek
    THROAT (Tim Henman Repeat of all time) Andy Murray
     
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    BVPOOFOAT(Biggest vein popping out of forehead of all time): Davydenko
    APOAT(Ass-picker of all time): Nadal
     
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  45. IvanAndreevich

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    Best OATmeal?
     
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  46. inthemisosoup

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    guga is the LOAT . . . he speaks 4 languages (portuguese, spanish, english, french), federer only three. lots of players speak three languages actually, safin (russian, spanish, english), nadal (catalan, spanish, english), ljubicic (croatian, italian, english), wozniacki (danish, polish, english). there are surely more but atm those are the ones i can think of.

    3 is still impressive, though. i feel lowly only speaking 2. :(
     
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  48. vive le beau jeu !

    vive le beau jeu ! G.O.A.T.

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  49. kOaMaster

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    I'd give the COAT to safina!


    great topic btw, "CROAT" has been the best suggestion so far :D
     
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  50. vndesu

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    +1 that was a good one hahaha
     
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