Discussion in 'Pros' Racquets and Gear' started by mtommer, May 21, 2009.
I can only list ten options so live with what is up there! :mrgreen:
i don't see a poll. Big Bubba gets my vote.
(I had to think of ten fun options...sheesh...patience, patience (and I'm at work no less) )
He should just kick Nadal in the back of the knee on a changeover. Hard. Those really hurt, especially if you're bending your knee at the same time.
i'm gonna write in a weirding module from Dune. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Weirding_Module
The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch- i dunno if fed could follow the directions; plus nadal is not a "rodent with a vicious streak a mile wide"
KITT- the need for special "clay court tires" makes kitt impractical
Scooby Doo and the gang- those pesky kids would rip off nadal's mask and find old man jenkins (who is actually pete sampras in disguise!)
A Covenant Needler- i have no idea what that is...sorry nothing clever
A standard issue Romulan disruptor- word has it nadal has an entire legion of "red shirts"
If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, The A-Team- b.a. and the boys would have to build their contraptions only on changeovers; they also graduated from the g.i. joe school of firearms training!
The Jedi Force Push- nadal would likely be able to absorb the force energy from such an attack and redirect it!
Air Wolf- ernest borgnine (sp?) was buried in it
A Green Lantern power ring- won't work on nadal's YELLOW outfit and racquet
And of course, the ubiquitious rocket launcher- gee, i'd hope airport screeners would stop the bag with the rocket laucher in it!!!
thanks for the lol!!!!
The Needler is a Halo weapon whose ammo is "cross hair" (think laser) guided to the target.
ty. i don't play halo so i guess that's why i didn't know what it was!
A flash grenade after every point
something that could hurt nadal
like a hammer that can destroy his knees or something like that
What about a gulliotine? You cant play very well without a head...
is 'OP is gay' an option?
not that this is a stupid thread, but my choice isn't up there. Nothing.
Hmmm....I haven't been very happy lately, mostly grumpy. I guess not then. :mrgreen:
isn't it obvious?!?
Scooby doo or sleeveless shirts
The Hammer of Dawn... but it only works outdoors... but anyway that is were Fed needs it to help him win.
Jedi force push is the only logical choice =)
He already has it:
The Wilson K90!
He used that in last years bout. He lost. This is a poll for a GUARANTEED win.
Force push. He could push ever shot right back and put super pace on his own :twisted:
BFG-9000 I think...or maybe Duke Nukem
The in-form Nalbandian backhand and a great day at the office
i believe V got it spot on with the HHGOA....
that is of course if fed manages to count to three, no more, no less. Three must be the number he shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt he not count, neither count he two, excepting that he then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached...
The rocket launcher of course. As you say, it's ubiquitious. .
Air Wolf - haha , haven't seen that in like 15 years ... lolz , you have a pretty good collection of names there mate.
Federer is no match to the power of the darkside (Nadal ) , his jedi air-push will be flimsy against the dark side-spin of the force ( ala-banana-swing).
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