Well over the weekend I was visiting a friend of mind who lives in a gated community over by Mt. Bonnell, same place where Lance Armstrong used to have a house before he built by the lake. Anyway, on my way out I saw this house painter who is a friend and we chatted for a minute. I asked him what he was going out there and he said painting a house "for some tennis player." Thinking he meant a local I player I said "Who ? I probably know him..." and his reply was "I don't know his name, he's supposedly Number 1 in the world...." I didn't bother to tell him Federer doesn't live here.