Funny Names for Hypothetical nCode Frames

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  1. JLBAYERR

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    Hey, I was just thinking of some funny names for nCode racquets. Nothing against nCode or anything, I have one. Here's a few:

    nDigestion

    nErtia

    nKeeper

    nSanity

    nVasive Surgery

    nTertainment

    Just for fun. Feel free to post some of your own creations.:D
     
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  2. Viper

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    nE-1

    nErgy
     
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    nFuriating

    nConsistent

    nRage

    nForcedError :)
     
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  4. JLBAYERR

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    hasnt that been made?
     
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  5. JLBAYERR

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    thats a good one. sounds like something wilson would do
     
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    Here're mine:

    nCaged
    nCephalitis
    nHance

    nCrypt
    nCyclopedia
    nDed

    nLess
    nErmy
    nQuiry

    nTombed
    nVious
     
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  7. JLBAYERR

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    nTimidate

    nTrude

    nPower (I know its EM-power, but whatever)

    nCorporate

    nGage

    nOrmus

    nZyme
     
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    nCroach

    nSlave

    nChant

    nAmel

    nChain

    nCounter
     
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    nDanger ....
     
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    nRipoff

    nUff
     
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  11. OrangeOne

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    Whoops - seems you're probably right (I can't find it in tenis but in squash and rball - so probably exists in tennis too) - shows how little I know of the Wilson range! :). Maybe I had heard it before and was subconsciously influenced....
     
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    nTertain
    nPress
    nTerested in better quality control
     
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  13. Say Chi Sin Lo

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    nWTF?!

    ok back to the serious... how about nStaff (homage to the prostaff line)
     
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  14. maynardsson55

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    didn't know we were being serious here, sorry.
     
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  15. SFrazeur

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    They already have the nPS: Ncode Pro Staff.
     
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  16. wilsonfaithful

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    i dont think so but there is an n-furry
     
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  17. Say Chi Sin Lo

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    You serious??? That's a "prostaff"? that racquet might as well be even balance and it doesnt even break 11oz... oh wow, i had no idea. Thanks for telling me.
     
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  18. OrangeOne

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    ....we have a winner - that's awesome Rincon :)
     
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  19. JLBAYERR

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    naw, weer not bein seeryous

     
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  20. jonolau

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    Yeah, as time progresses and Wilson continues with this naming system, we just have to nDure ....
     
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  21. diredesire

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    Good one jonolau ;)

    Wilson should make a new-to-tennis line, like they have the W line... it could follow in the nCode tradition, performance for inexperienced players... like the

    nOObie
    nExperienced
    nTraining
     
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    nFerior .........
     
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    nThisthreadisoffthewallinagoodway
     
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  25. JLBAYERR

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    true, true...
     
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  26. jonolau

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    I also like your aptly named beginners' racquet line ... But I may feel a bit nBarrassed about it's names ;)
     
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    Line for people that really stink:

    nCapable

    nDoscopy

    nProve, Please!
     
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    nTucky Fried Chicken
    nTendo 64
    nstation 3
     
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  29. JLBAYERR

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    Im likin the sound of that one.:D
     
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    zzzzzzzzzzzzzz
     
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  32. SFrazeur

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    This belongs in the Odds & Ends section.
     
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  33. JLBAYERR

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    I dont believe it belongs at the same level as the Guys only: best legs and other best female issues thread.
     
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  34. SFrazeur

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    Yeah, it does. Sorry, but there is not a satire section.
     
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    nPod - this is definately gonna sell, it can even come with a pakage with a ipod lol.

    nFed - this can targeted at the ignorant general public who would buy anything that's remotely related to federer.

    nOne - And 1 copy cat.

    nRon - this should come with spikes, it's for the employees to get revenge on their bosses who ruined their lives.
     
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  36. OrangeOne

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    After seeing nFed, I can't believe none of us has suggested...

    nAdal :)

    (or should that be nDal ? Either way, I'm sure you get the point, especially as the one thing this board needs is more posts that refer to Federer & Nadal ;) )
     
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    How 'bout ... eh ...

    ... nNal ...
     
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    nSidious (ok i know it's insidious not en-sidious but whatever)
     
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    nCrediblyPointlessThread
     
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    You guys, you guys i have the best name!!!!! N Slayer!!!!!
     
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    At this year's French Open final, against Nadal, Federer didn't play with the nCode, but rather with the nChoke! AR AR AR...(pirate laughter).

    Disclaimer: I'm not a Fed fan or a Nadal fan. This was all in good fun.
     
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    nNOYING

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    nUMBSKULL

    nASTY

    n'S-R-US
     
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    nadal isnt on wilson though...
     
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    nCroyable for the French crowd.
     
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    n2net,n2backstop and occasionally n2court
     
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    what about "nMazing"
     
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    nFidel, special edition
     
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    nV

    for people who suck at tennis
     
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    nERD

    Yeah i said it
     
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