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  1. NLBwell

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    A minister stacking? That's really bad. Certainly setting a bad example.
     
  2. Wilander Fan

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    I dont really understand this team tennis system. If individuals are playing as a team, maybe they should tally the total number of games won to decide the winning team. Stacking would go away very quickly.
     
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    The definition of stacking....but if its to a bunch of arrogant rich kids/parents/coaches...I LOVE it haha.

    In my region, one school was so loaded with good players, and every other school in the region knew they had no chance at winning state at 1 or 2 singles, so....they put they're #1 and 2 seeds at 1st doubles....which I played. Ya....it sucked. My partner and I were alright, but not serious club players and tourny players like all these singles players. We were decent doubles players, but against these guys that were just better overall players with more experience and killer serves that we're not used to...it was miserable. Thats why I hate stacking haha.
     
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    Well, I wouldn't consider this stacking - they are putting their best players in the #1 doubles slot --- that's where they belong.
     
  5. ttwarrior1

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    back to coaching again for me, i'll be doing this again and guess what team i will be coaching for? That's right, the old competition.
     
  6. denj3325

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    This is a major troll thread if I have ever seen one
     
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    This entire thread is filled with totally random coincidences that are less than easy to swallow.
     
  8. ttwarrior1

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    like what??? The other team has had a new coach almost every year for the last 6 years. They all like me now because i help with the tourneys during the summer and know all the rules
     
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    ttwarrior1:
    Tell them you stacked. Let's see how they like you afterwards.

    Also your story:
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    Don't forget to tell the minister too, lol. Beating the coach 24-22 down from 9-0 lol. 350 pounds, and the team could carry you? 6 People (not counting JV) carrying a 350 pound man? LOL I don't think they would even bother to try lol.
     
  10. Winky

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    This is the tennis version of the legendary mall ninja threads.
     
  11. DevinL

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    You are a poser. That is all.
     
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    In my high school league, we can be penalized if we do something like that. But kudos to beating the other coach. Hell, if you can play tennis at 350 pounds, then kudos to playing tennis.

    Good job, I guess.
     
  13. ttwarrior1

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    Im going on a routine to lose 30 pounds by next spring. Mainly out of
    boredom.
    Mainly just guzzling water and doing cardio before lifting.
     
  14. ttwarrior1

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    Isn't this frowned upon, in general.
     
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    haha great story!
     
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    losing weight, if you are overweight, is normally a commendable endeavour.
     
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    This story is OBVIOUSLY embellished if not completely made up.
     
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    lol this is funny
     
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    i really really like that story. I can hear the "fist pumping" music playing in the background as the whole town gathers in a frenzy to see this event.

    Favorite part: The police were present.
    Second favorite part: People pulling over to see whats going on.

    This poster either has a solid sense of humor or got a hold of a computer at the peak a severe fever.

    This made me look at other posts of his..............he ended one of his other posts with:

    "i wash out my mouth with hydrogen peroxide 2 or 3 days a week" and something else about eating/drinking something when you feel a stroke coming on.

    Incredible.
     
  23. LuckyR

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    Let's just say that the verbal (written) style of the OP isn't typically of "minister" quality...
     
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    this troll post is still up? it's like a cinderella story. however, in place of cinderella, we've got a 500lbs tennis player that beats the pros.
     
  25. ttwarrior1

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    no troll here dude, everything i posted was 100 percent true, already posted my pic
     
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    Strong team!
     
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    this was indeed the greatest post I have ever read
     
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    Haha. Why'd I get suckered into reading every post on this thread! Indeed one of the greatest post on TW. LoL!!!!
     
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    that whole kissing thing was gay. i would never make my whole team do the whole "whoo thing"

    the other team double bageled your no.1 and 2 regardless of strategic placement. You guys certainly didn't lose a lo of pride. so whats up with that?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELag3LFbVIc
     
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  31. ttwarrior1

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    im coaching the team we beat that day now as a part time coach. We are all cool. I will do it again if i have too
     
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    I don't understand why you are bumping all of your threads. I thought it was obvious that we all stopped caring when we stopped posting
     
  33. ttwarrior1

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    yet you still read it. Looks like many care and read them. I will continue to bump them whenever i want.
    Next time your in kentucky I'll run you around on the court.
     
  34. only4theweak187

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    Cheap, and unsportsman like.

    Yes they're better than you, but have they ever done anything bad to you besides whoop your teams ass? No.

    No reason to do **** like that ever.
     
  35. HunterST

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    The story is obviously made up.

    By the way, what he claims he did is actually a violation of the rules. It's called stacking and the victory could probably be revoked if this had really happened.
     
  36. arche3

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    Troll...^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
     
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    100 miles of cardio per week...very impressive...

    Just saw you know, normal breathing doesn't count as cardio exercise, and neither is rolling on the bed or shifting your butt on the couch.
     
  38. CityTennis22

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    This sounds like a story from Balls Out. Except you subbed Sean William Scott for the 300+ pound Hispanic comedian, Gabriel Iglesias. And stacking is a lowly strategy which as I recall is against the rules in most school leagues. Of course the fact that you're from Kentucky might be why that indiscretion slipped through the cracks. And you're probably a Baptist minister, not that there's anything wrong with that, so that might explain why you don't sound so holy in your writings.
     
  39. ttwarrior1

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    I agree cardio on the bike is easier than running, other sports etc. I mainly do that for heart health , not to get better at tennis or weightloss
     
  40. ttwarrior1

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    this thread never gets old to me. Had to bump it in support of federer over nadal tommorrow
     
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    I was trying to figure out where I should post this story from today and this thread will have to do since it is also ridiculous.

    I was walking past some tennis courts today on my way to the car from my daughter's soccer game and noticed to out of shape heavy guys playing shirtless tennis. They weren't good but it was the bigger one that made me laugh the most. They were finishing and collecting their stuff to walk to the same parking lot. I wasn't paying too much attention since my 5 y/o was riding her bike and there were cars all around. After getting the family packed into the car, I noticed what one of the tattoos read. Across his entire stomach read:

    THUG
    LIFE
    FOREVER


    I wish I had my camera; either video or still. I thought about jumping out of the car to see if he'd pose w/ me. I've now seen it all! A "Thug Life" tennis player. My wife didn't think it was as funny as I did. What do you think?
     
  42. HunterST

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    You saw me playing?
     
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    i hope there were some paramedics present for those children after they lifted you up
     
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    this was a hilarious post. sportsmanship aside it was an entertaining story. and theres no such thing as enough 16 year old millionaires crying.
     
  46. ttwarrior1

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    beat another today except he was a 18 year old punk driving a porche, he cried too,
     
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    Hahhha I Love It!!
     
  48. ttwarrior1

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    plan on having a vid of me this weekend playing, at least showing my practice serves.
     
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    Yes, Please!
     
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    I agree with you fully.
     

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