Discussion in 'Odds & Ends' started by SFrazeur, Mar 2, 2013.
I swear I left them around here somewhere. . . .
Early onset Alzheimer's??? Check your pockets!
Have fun! (PG-13)
They're always in the last place you look.......
Did you play the Steve Martin game?
When you hear the phone ring, pick up your keys and hold them in your hand.
After you are done with your phone conversation, try to find your keys.
Because once you've found them, why bother looking anywhere else.
Don't worry. I locked them safely inside your car for you.
. . . epic post! great! Hey, hand me some pretzels, will ya?
I didn't know my wife was posting here...
Pockets? I don't wear pants.
Yes. I am your wife, sweety. By the way--you're terrible in bed.
Yes. 10 chars.
Please help SF find his car keys or he'll be drivin us all nutz.
They might be in your orifice.
Oops I meant office.
I see you get the two mixed up quite often.
Is this habit taken from Ralphie
When this happens I just get a new car. Check out the push start button cars
Who needs keys? With the Internet these days you can do everything from start a car to raising a baby.
So how come you can remember THAT!!! :shock:
Time to go green
I want to be able to us my cell phone to call my keys so they will start chirping.
Try Accio. If your keys don't come flying to you, then open the car using "Alohomora".
does it mater, who can afford gas anymore ?
In the coming Internet of Things (IOT), every thing will be connected
I do my best work when I am in the office
Didn't know you just dropped into office for brief visits. Here you have to put in 8 hours or more.
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