Has Anyone Seen My Car Keys?

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  1. SFrazeur

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    I swear I left them around here somewhere. . . .

    -SF
     
  2. stringertom

    stringertom G.O.A.T.

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    Early onset Alzheimer's??? Check your pockets!
     
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  4. r2473

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    They're always in the last place you look.......
     
  5. NLBwell

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    Did you play the Steve Martin game?

    When you hear the phone ring, pick up your keys and hold them in your hand.
    After you are done with your phone conversation, try to find your keys.
     
  6. Big_Dangerous

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    Because once you've found them, why bother looking anywhere else.
     
  7. spaceman_spiff

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    Don't worry. I locked them safely inside your car for you.
     
  8. max

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    . . . epic post! great! Hey, hand me some pretzels, will ya?
     
  9. jswinf

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    I didn't know my wife was posting here...:confused:
     
  10. SFrazeur

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    Pockets? I don't wear pants.

    Yes. I am your wife, sweety. By the way--you're terrible in bed.

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  11. pinky42

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    Yes. 10 chars.
     
  12. Sentinel

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    Please help SF find his car keys or he'll be drivin us all nutz.
     
  13. sureshs

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    They might be in your orifice.


    Oops I meant office.
     
  14. Sentinel

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    I see you get the two mixed up quite often.

    Is this habit taken from Ralphie ;)
     
  15. user92626

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    When this happens I just get a new car. Check out the push start button cars
     
  16. sphinx780

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    Who needs keys? With the Internet these days you can do everything from start a car to raising a baby.
     
  17. jswinf

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    So how come you can remember THAT!!! :shock:
     
  18. jaggy

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    Time to go green
     
  19. Cindysphinx

    Cindysphinx G.O.A.T.

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    I want to be able to us my cell phone to call my keys so they will start chirping.
     
  20. Sentinel

    Sentinel Talk Tennis Guru

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    SF,
    Try Accio. If your keys don't come flying to you, then open the car using "Alohomora".

    tc
    Sentipotter
     
  21. 10s talk

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    does it mater, who can afford gas anymore ?
     
  22. sureshs

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    In the coming Internet of Things (IOT), every thing will be connected
     
  23. sureshs

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    I do my best work when I am in the office
     
  24. Sentinel

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    Didn't know you just dropped into office for brief visits. Here you have to put in 8 hours or more.
     

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