Headlines punning Mardy Fish's name...

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  1. fed_the_savior

    fed_the_savior Banned

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    Not sure anybody remembers this guy, but they used to pun off his name terrible. Let's see if you can make one! Here's my entries:

    Roddick reels in Fish

    Fish becomes bottom feeder

    Fish flops out of US Open

    Something Fishy about Mardy's win

    Fish stinks to high heaven

    Mardy plays like Fish out of water

    Blake fillets Fish

    Federer nets Fish

    Nadal hauls in Fish



    can you think of more?

    [hey, even if you think this thread sucks at least it's not about Federer/Sampras]
     
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  2. fed_the_savior

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    Fish goes belly up in first round
     
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  3. fed_the_savior

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    Fish plunges, diving down the rankings

    sorry... don't understand why these just come to me while I'm sitting around...
     
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  4. raiden031

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    This isn't directly related to your post, but when I was at the US Open, I was watching Mardy Fish play and I yelled "Go Fish!", and then I thought of the children's card game. It was funny.
     
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  5. musicalmedic81

    musicalmedic81 Semi-Pro

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    Fish tanks at Wimbledon

    Fish gets scaled by Federer

    Fish gets flushed in flushing meadows

    Fish ate a terd in New York. Wait that doesnt work.
     
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  6. Heavy Metal Tennis Star

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    mardy fish is..wait...who?
     
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  7. fed_the_savior

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    Lol, ok, all three replies made me laugh. Good job.
     
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  8. edmondsm

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    Fish gets served.
     
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  9. Gugafan

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    Fish fried by Federer.

    On a serious note, perhaps Fish would be a better player if he lost weight.
     
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  10. fed_the_savior

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    LOL classic.


    Yeah, I think Fish really did have potential.
     
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  11. goober

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    Lol remembers this guy... you make it sound he is some obscure player that retired 10 years ago. I think on a tennis forum anybody currently in the top 100 is well remembered :) Stop carping on him!

    Well here are some more corny ones:

    Fish Clams up at press conference after loss.

    "Don't Send me your Flounders Anymore" PMac leaves Fish off Davis Cup team.

    Federer whales on Fish.

    Fish gets deep fried by Blake

    Fish loses again, game needs kelp

    Oh my cod, Fish wins again!
     
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  12. ucrctennis

    ucrctennis Rookie

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    Fish left off the menu at Davis Cup
     
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  13. Fee

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    "stop carping on him"

    Excellent, goober. :)
     
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  14. pound cat

    pound cat G.O.A.T.

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    Imagine gong through life as a fish who plays tennis!
     
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  15. Virtuous

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    Federer batters Fish
     
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  16. Maestro Nalbandian

    Maestro Nalbandian Professional

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    LMAO
    Davydenko tanks fish. or should it be the other way around.
     
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