hitting the ball hard!!!!!

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  1. tennisguy49

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    do3s aNYOne no h0w to hit da ball hard? i watn dat ball sh00tin thruogh da f**kin court for a winner. shuolD i fl@ttin out my shot or swIng da racet for m0re sp33d and siCK sp1n?

    advice appr3ciat3d!!!
     
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  2. Mada

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    You must be the popular kid in your highschool.
     
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  3. ShcMad

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    Is this thread some kind of joke?
     
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  4. oneguy21

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    You'll need to flatten out your shots to make the ball shoot through that f**kin court of yours. :confused:
     
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  5. joshburger

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    w0rkkk 0uT aT Ur SkEwL aNNNd get JaqQed, THAn YuL hIT dA BBal HaRDa!
     
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  6. Ross K

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    You've asked for some advice?...

    DON'T WRITE IN THAT MEGA-ANNOYING TEXT & STYLE!!!... IT's TOTALLY AND UTTERLY PAINFUL TO READ!!!
     
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  7. phoenicks

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    same here, this kinda irritating text is worse than all short form text.
     
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  8. tennisguy49

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    ^^s0Rry maN, bUt datS how type all da t1me. i n33d mnore pWER in mY gaem, sO k3ep dem aDv1ces comiN!!!!!!
     
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    hahahahahaah
    yea right...that takes 3x more effort to type that way...still funny tho
     
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  10. tennisguy49

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    D0nT n33d hat1n bro...Ju5t g00d adVice
     
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  11. phoenicks

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    I strongly advise you to type in normal text if you want people to take you more seriously, really what's so hard about typing normal text ???

    This is a serious tennis forum, this is not your usual kids or teenage forum discussing PS,PC games or porno.
     
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  12. tennisguy49

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    alright. is this better. i just need more power in my tennis game. i need to crack my balls. i want to be a power player.
     
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  13. GeorgeLucas

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    Troller -- a look at your FIRST two posts tells me that you are marginally competent with the English language.


    Ah, and answer the question: to hit harder, swing faster. Make sure you whip your elbow for extra racquet head speed. Perchance your elbow might start hurting. This means your strokes are working.

    edit: grrr you came clean right before I post; I owe you an honest answer too


    Hitting harder really requires putting lots of hours into perfecting your stroke. That's the long run goal. As per now, with no supplementary knowledge of your game, I can only say generic things like "Lengthen your takeback. A longer takeback gives your racquet more room to accelerate" or "Make sure your are using your torso, driving your shoulders through the ball" or other trite advice like that. Good luck!!
     
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  14. LeeD

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    Watch top 50 pro players. Hit just like them.
     
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  15. albino smurf

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    Practice and get to a point where you can hit it hard and with control. While doing that learn to read and write so that people take you seriously.
     
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  16. m27

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    Yo dawg if you be wantin those killa 150mph backhands then you needs to be rockin an oversize racquet like a 130sqin Weed dawg like for realz and don't forget to smoke some herb before da big game for extra topspin and killa volleyz ya heard? Peace
     
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  17. oneguy21

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    what are you doing
     
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  18. LeeD

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    er...
    OneGuy, I assume you're addressing me?
    I"m typing on a computer keyboard right now, sipping coffee and eating candy corn.
    I assume tennisguy is practicing his groundies somewhere, hopefully not with a 130 weed, but rather a 95 sized head light 12.2 oz racket.
     
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    HHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
     
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  20. ThA_Azn_DeViL

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    I've seen some people type like him, but not THAT bad, no offense tennis guy, if you want more power **** your wrist and at contact let it go, then make sure your wrist starts hurting, if that happens you know that your done for :twisted:

    Edit: the starred out word is c.ock
     
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  21. smoothtennis

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    Set your feet up and knock the effing cover off that yellow ball bro!!! I mean pound it to dust. Whip it, arm it, smack the ever livin' sheite out of it. When it starts going in, nobody can beat you.
     
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    get some mucles
     
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    ayeoeoeoeoe yunzggin wasz goodie my dawgggg...AYO whut u is been up to yunng bull? AINT SOME jawn poppin' up in da hoodie? LIKE we aint kno how to hit daaaa ball hardy, soooe yu is jujs got to hit ikt maddd hard...yu feel me homiezz?
     
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  24. ThA_Azn_DeViL

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    these imitations get worse and worse. 10 points for trying though bro lol :)
     
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  25. tennisguy49

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    aight thanks 4 the advice. it aint easy playing tennis when your black and ur friends are hatin u cuz of it. i always think tennis was a girl's sport to, but after wactching some tennis at leg mason, i decided my self i want to be just like that ***** f***er
     
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  26. RestockingTues

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    Your friends wouldn't be considered black.

    I know a black tennis player. Before he graduated from his high school with a GPA over 4.0, he was a monster athlete, constantly training, doing cross country in the fall, soccer in the winter, and tennis in the spring, all of which he did varsity during his his last three years of school. At the moment, he's going to Berkeley, majoring in computer science.

    I'm not hating, but I don't consider you or your friends to be black. Just from the way you write, my first impression of you is that of some urban, inner-city, ghetto gang banging trash.

    Prove me wrong.
     
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  27. tennisguy49

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    that black tennis player you know got nothing to do with me. why you telling me about some guy like that. i AM black, just my mom is white. i live in d.c. i dont have many people to hit with. that is why i play against the wall. i hit sometimes with my hommies, but they bballin and all that, so they dont know how to hit. i need some better guys do hit with. i'm so good. i know i am. my parents care jack and i use racquet i bought with my own cash from target. i gotta play with balls chewed up by my dog so it aint easy but i wanna how far tennis will take me.
     
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    Oh my god... this should be stickied as the "Joke of the Day" thread. Fo' rizzle.
     
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    Do you know why Snoop Dog carries an umbrella?

    It's fo' drizzle.
     
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    You're starting to sound like Kashgotmoney... :) Are you sure you want to go down that road?
     
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    haha i laughed after reading this
     
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    funniest reply of the day, hahahaha.... roflmao
     
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    This has to be the funniest thing I've ever read. Just for that, I made it my signature. In quotes, of course. I'd never take the blame for that!
     
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    You seemed so much more literate in this thread. Did someone hit you over the head with something after that post?
     
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    I shed a tear for your teeth.

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  38. dennis10is

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    My son. Put down that racket and just beat it! beat it! You know they want to eat it.

    Beat it hard, beat it often.

    Practice safe sex. Make love to your iPhone.
     
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    If you want to hit harder, than know what you should do? Hit the fu*king ball harder! Ever think of that?
     
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    Put 50g of weed in the handle of your racket.
     
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  41. ThA_Azn_DeViL

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    we want it head heavy not head light :???:
     
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    You're a mix, not Black. Your mother is white, so you're a halfie, as they say down here. Blake is one as well. No big deal. Don't play with a frame you bought at Target. Save some damn money, and buy a frame at a local pro shop. Watch the pros. Do what they do. Go to as many clinics as you can, and get out of the city and into the suburbs, where tennis is usually popular. If you want somewhere closer to play, use Google and find out where people play. No big deal.
     
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