I'm gravely concerned. While we normally have such a strong presence of forum trolls, Talk Tennis Warehouse is now in a grave era. The field is weak, incapable of even the slightest bit of proper trolling. Given that the current forum era possesses such a weak field, I feel it is my responsibility to guide these young and misguided n00bs, that they may at least be good trolls, if they must troll.* And so, experience being a greater teacher than words, I (alongside millions of others across the globe) have stumbled upon what is perhaps the greatest display of trolling in internet history. Trolls of Talk Tennis Warehouse, be warned. What I now present to you will change forever your ways of thinking and being; you will enter upon a path no non-troll can stand. I give you: TWITCH PLAYS POKEMON!!! The world of trolling perfected: http://www.twitch.tv/twitchplayspokemon The theory behind the trolling: http://minimaxir.com/2014/02/glory-to-the-helix/ May the Helix be with you, Always. *Disclaimer: I am perfectly fine with trolls who stop trolling, or posters who never start. If this guide convinces you to troll, I have failed Bird Jesus.