Discussion in 'Odds & Ends' started by Manus Domini, Feb 23, 2014.
Too much of it and you'll have a "case" of Fartlebutts!
Yes, you are a little addled.
I sent them off with your wit and your charm on an extended vacation.
That sounds potentially messy. Does it involve bubbles of some kind? Better don't tell me.
This thread is about nothing and it has contributed even less.
Fixed that for truth!
Yes, your autobiography is accurate. You are 'about nothing and ... contributed even less'.
Prepare yourself by donning a hazmat suit..."Who you gonna call? Fartlebusters!"
HAHAHAHA. This was awesome.
Are you speaking at the quantum level, where nothing comprises something, and thus there can be something that is less than nothing, implying that something can indeed come out of nothing, and nothing out of something.
I was speaking about the nobodies you've collected.
I suppose I should be honoured that they only talk about me.
But I don't share their views on that subject.
And yet you have posted 28 times in a thread which you think is about nothing. Why do you think that is? Are you a nihilist, perhaps?
I agree that nothing can come out of something. Bartelby's frontal lobe is a prime example.
Still talking about me?
Something may come from this nothing...either Depends or Energizer will gobble him up...that way we'll keep getting him in either of two definitions of "going".
You exhausted your with your first post.
Now you're just sinking into delirium...a prequel to your demise???
That's not true. It was supposed to be a fun thread about trolling. Unfortunately, it turned from a troll fest to a flame war.
Ready for thread eradication!
It was my most successful thread, too. :cry:
You're right. Let's everybody chill out and get this thread get back on topic.
Whatever it was.
What we need here (besides a graceful exit from *cough*) is a return to the Harding era...Warren not Tonya...normalcy not kneecapping.
So, we need to learn to top these:
The normalcy of trolling? Time to--call in Anonymous! Duhn, duhn, duhn, duhn.
The fine art of trolling.
You have been quite successful on our mission, Wing Commander Senti. One over-inflated dirigible devotee engaged and winged by your enormous skills in Trollery (autocorrect keeps capitalizing!). Well done, sir!
^^ I eat blimps for breakfast.
The carnage continues...they are all up in arms about who is second best to LZ, ignoring the OP claim and refusing to stop rating music instead of enjoying it. I would really love to do a Beavis/Butthead drawing of kiki/Borg#1 together with LZ I and LZ II shirts instead of the AC/DC and Metallica contrasting shirts. Heh heh, heh heh!
I want to open their eyes to your fine Trollery of them but I will defer to you as the Creator of such pure blue meth-od madness! When will you let on to your dastardly deed?
I think i'll go over and give kiki a hug right now.
Let me borrow from Cat Stevens w/ a one word twist:
''Trolling has broken, like the first morning.
Blackbird has spoken, like the first bird.
Praise for the singing, praise for the morning,
Praise for them springing fresh from the Word.''
You mean the Heimlich maneuver, to rid him of some awful LZ tune that is stuck in a grooved scratch of vinyl in his throat???
A Heimlich Manouevre is really amazing especially when a grown man spits out the marble he swallowed as a 4-year old kid.
LOL, you seriously expect the tender loving troll, Senti, to inflict a Heimlich Maneuver on someone !
More like this...
Been dazed and confused for so long it's not true
Wanted a troll, never bargained for you
Take it easy troll, let them say what they will
Will your tongue wag so much when I send you the bill?
LOL at both your poetry and your sig. You are in top form these days !
Yeah, I guess I do like LZ a bit, no? But it's hard to appreciate them with the BNO and Kiki tandem doing their monotonous Beavis & Butthead dialogue on the subject. Heh heh, heh heh!
No matter what, I can't match the tr011ing chops of the GTOAT (where T = tipper) : )
Your false modesty does not impress me!
How to troll effectively? First, down a six-pack in 60 seconds, burp like rolling thunder, down a mouthful of red hot chilli peppers THEN, the trolling will take care of itself.
I knew you'd forget the meth. I knew it.
He hasn't mastered the meth-ods yet but is a good candidate when fueled by the single malt!
Trolling ... "It don't come easy."
It's been a hard day's night
and I been trolling like a dog...
Knowledge of arithmethic and geomethtry is required for high quality trolling. Metheorology is important too, as humidity and heat can have an effect on poast purity.
You're building up resistance to the meth-od...it shows by your use of different lyrics than the song title. It should have read... "Got to pay your dues if you want to troll on blue...and you know it don't come easy"
Heat and humidity, eh? Might explain red star flatulence, no?
Humour does not come easily to some.
B&B? Really? Please don't say that you know that show well, please. That had to be one of the worst shows ever. I know this is trolling thread, yet I couldn't watch that show for a minute without feeling my IQ drop in the process. How would you describe you and Sentinel then lol? There will be plenty of Led Zeppelin material to follow in Odds & Ends. I have no problem continuing to appreciate Pink Floyd, no matter what others post on the subject. I may start up a few LZ threads of my own as well, but the Music thread is the best spot to keep posting great songs from all bands.
Oh, so four or five preexisting threads from Kiki aren't enough for y'all to "ramble on" about. Great! We look forward to that torrent of drivel. Maybe the mods can offer a forum exclusively dedicated to LZ, like some satellite rock stations...LZ all the time!
B&B are great...if you approach it from the right perspective... Mike Judge at his zenith in poking fun at some commonly shared poor habits all humans encounter or have possessed. Just like what Senti, FOD and I engage in to wile away idle moments. Have some humor and enjoy the needle!
Heh heh, heh heh!
Amines? Not for the faint of heart.
What's the difference between a joke and a rhetorical question?
Separate names with a comma.