How will you die?

Discussion in 'Odds & Ends' started by Lakoste, Dec 4, 2007.

  1. Lakoste

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    http://www.thedeathpsychic.com

    Post the results using your real name and your TW username, should produce a couple of laughs.:)

    Using my real name:
    Using Lakoste:
     
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  2. Hot Sauce

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    You become trapped in an outhouse and die from hours of noxious fume inhalation.
     
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  3. racquet_jedi

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    OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
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  4. TENNIS_IS_FUN

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    A gas leak in your home causes a major explosion, killing you in the blast.

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    While vacationing in Spain, you are gored by an escaped bull. You die from massive internal hemorrhage.
     
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  5. rommil

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    Haha I die from an accident while I drive and try to pick up a lit cigarette from the floor and get run over by a big truck. The thing is I do not smoke. What was funny though is I kind of guessed that I will die from a car accident(even before looking at this).
     
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  6. desilvam

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    hopefully while make love :grin:
    no better way to go or come :oops:
     
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  7. lilxjohnyy

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    A disgruntled coworker beats you to death with a computer keyboard.

    Lilxjohnyy
    While driving, you attempt to beat a freight train and drive around the gates. Thanks to a miscalculation on your part, the train collides with your car and crushes your body. Your car (and your lifeless body) continue to be pushed for several hundred feet until the train comes to a stop.
     
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  8. Noveson

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    My real name.

    While driving, you fail to immediately pull over for speeding when signalled by the cop car behind you. While stopped, you attempt to open your glove compartment, and the rookie cop nervously opens fire on you. You are struck several times and die on the scene.

    Noveson
    While standing in line at a fast food joint, you take too much time deliberating on your order. A very hungry, very crazy man approaches you from behind and takes a large bite out of your neck. You quickly bleed to death.

    As a two year old female name mike tyson;)
    A doctor reuses a dirty needle during your visit, and you contract Hepatitis C. You die from complications of liver failure.
     
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  9. angharad

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    Real: While in a batting cage, you're struck in the chest by a baseball. You enter cardiac arrest and die within minutes.

    Username: While walking to your car after visiting a friend in a rather bad part of town, you are caught in the middle of a drive-by shooting. You are hit several times in the chest. You watch as blood pours from your body as you fall to the ground. You die from massive blood loss.

    There's something weird with my chest, I guess. ;)
     
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  10. westside

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    A tormented street mime beats you to death with an "unimaginary" cane.


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    You become trapped in an outhouse and die from hours of noxious fume inhalation.
     
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  11. TokyopunK

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    TokyopunK

    You mistakenly park in a handicap spot in the grocery store parking lot. Your lifeless body is found shortly thereafter covered in an intricate criss-cross of wheelchair tracks.



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    An ex-friend beats you to death with a full gallon of paint.


    LAKOSTE WILL YOU BE THE EX-FRIEND THAT KILLS ME!!!!
    IM WATCHIN U!!!!
     
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  12. ananda

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    ananda: Depressed with life in general, you blow your brains out with a shotgun.

    real name (current): same as above
    name at birth: While walking up an escalator, your shoelace gets caught in the moving stairs, and you are dragged all the way to the top. You die from internal injuries.
     
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  13. abenguyen

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    While driving, you impatiently tailgate a slow-moving semi. Without warning, the semi slams onto its brakes, and you slam into the back of it. A second semi, which happens to be impatiently tailgating you, slams into the back of you, crushing you between the two semis.

    talk tennis name:

    Upset over the recent breakup with your girlfriend, you shoot her to death and then proceed to kill yourself.

    that second one is freaky lol and i don't even have a girlfriend
     
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  14. ananda

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    Suffering with general depression, you slit your wrists while sitting in a warm bath. You die from rapid blood loss.
     
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  15. str33t

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    You are taken hostage as part of a bank robbery. When law enforcement refuses to meet the demands of the suspect, the suspect shoots you in the head to prove to the cops that he means business.

    str33t:
    A chiropractor improperly cracks your neck, breaking it and killing you instantly.
     
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  16. Leelord337

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    lol, this thread is Insane...ok just took the time to type it all in, said i'd die from liver failure, and the sn said i'd commit suicide after testing HIV +
     
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  17. TokyopunK

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    He is depressed because he just lost to Nadal at Wimby!
     
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  18. power_play21

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    WTF???????

    TW NAME: A gang of midgets wraps you in plastic wrap and proceeds to cook you with a hair dryer. You are slowly squeezed to death as the plastic wrap shrinks around your body.

    REAL: Engine failure causes an airplane you're on to fall rapidly and crash into the ocean, killing everyone on board.

    thats fcuking scary, i hate flying and thats my biggest fear. now its really my biggest fear
     
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  19. tbini87

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    get killed in a hardware store by a man with a wrench.

    then i get killed by the mob in a case of mistaken identity.
     
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  20. forzainter

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    Real: While taking a leisurely stroll down a country road, a distracted farmer runs you over with his combine, shredding your body into ribbons


    forzainter:In a case of mistaken identity, you are shot to death by the mob.
     
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  21. origmarm

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    With my real name:
    "While in a batting cage, you're struck in the chest by a baseball. You enter cardiac arrest and die within minutes"

    With Origmarm:
    "While playing around with a friend's gun, you inadvertently shoot yourself in the head. You die instantly"

    Not sure which I prefer really....
     
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  22. malakas

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    Malakas dies of heart failure after a night of mixing pain killers and hard liquor.lol Typical malakas!:rolleyes:

    Real:While rummaging through the trunk of your car, a disgruntled neighbor approaches you from behind and slams the trunk repeatedly onto you, eventually cutting you in half at the waist.

    lol :lol:
     
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  23. PimpMyGame

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    As the unfortunate target of a serial killer, a rope is tied around your wrists, and a second rope is tied around your ankles. The ropes are tied together and hung on a hook from the ceiling, leaving you suspended facing the ground. Concrete blocks are placed onto your back until the weight becomes so great, your arms and legs are torn from your body.


    Real name:

    Being depressed with life in general, you commit suicide by driving into oncoming traffic on the highway.

    :shock::shock::shock:
     
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  24. PimpMyGame

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    Ha ha typed in George W Bush and got this:

    The Death Psychic does not get involved in matters of politics.
     
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  25. CanadianChic

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    What a morbid little site L.

    As my user name:

    While having fun with fireworks, an M-80 blows up in your hand. You die from massive blood loss.

    Under my real name:

    While attempting to climb a barbed wire fence, you lose your grip and fall, slicing your neck in several areas. You bleed to death slowly.

    Nicely done...exsanguination either way. Whatever happened to natural deaths? Everyone appears to have some nasty fate looming ahead. :shock:
     
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  26. ananda

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    andy roddick:
    andrew roddick:
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    Enough of this morbidity now :-(
     
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  27. Andres

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    After swallowing several capsules which you thought were pain relievers, you're told that you were given "foam animal in a capsule" capsules as a joke. The foam animals expand to twenty times their original size, causing a major intestinal obstruction. Unable to pass solid waste, you die from self-toxification.


    TW username:

    After swallowing several capsules which you thought were pain relievers, you're told that you were given "foam animal in a capsule" capsules as a joke. The foam animals expand to twenty times their original size, causing a major intestinal obstruction. Unable to pass solid waste, you die from self-toxification.
     
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  28. diegaa

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    While in a hardware store, a strange man picks up an axe and attacks you with it, dismembering your body.

    we will have the same death. maybe we will be at the same time at the same place in the future.
     
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  29. TripleB

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    Board Name: You mouth off to the wrong guy in a bar and are beaten to death with a barstool.

    Very strange since I don't drink, I never go into bars, and I'm a big chicken.

    Real Name: A suicidal airline pilot intentionally crashes the plane you're on, killing you (and everyone else on board).

    Very strange since I never fly on an airplane.

    TripleB
     
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  30. lonestar

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    While in a hotel pool, you are sucked into the intake system of the pool's pump. The incredible force of the pump rips your intestines out of your body, turning you into a nearly-hollow corpse.

    Board name:
    As the unfortunate target of a serial killer, your face is skinned using steel wool and subsequently doused with bleach. While you're still alive, your face is then doused with ammonia. The bleach and ammonia chemically react and melt the remaining flesh from your skull.

    If I could choose, I'd take hotel pool incident. :)
     
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  31. CanadianChic

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    You take the prize for the most gruesome deaths. Really, who thinks up this crap?
     
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  32. PimpMyGame

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    Try:

    Adolf Hitler
    Jesus Christ
    Marilyn Monroe
    Michael J Fox (very good one)
    Michael Jackson (excellent)
    Britney Spears (another good one)
     
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  33. Breaker

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    Real
    Breaker
    or (in a few months...)
    :cool:
     
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  34. Breaker

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    Roger Federer
    Guess that's what happens after losing too many Roland Garros finals.
     
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  35. Frodo Baggins

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    You are ravaged by a pack of dingoes while touring the Australian outback.) (Tw Name>
    In a case of mistaken identity, you are shot to death by a drug dealer. ..lol) Either Way My Death is not Bad!!! ;)
     
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  36. Frodo Baggins

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    So If Your Wondering Where I am?? I Either got shot To Death by Drug Dealer..Or Eatin by a Pack of Dingoes!!! ;) Lol
     
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  37. StealthGnome

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    While in a hardware store, a strange man picks up an axe and attacks you with it, dismembering your body.
     
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  38. DrewRafter8

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    My Real Name:

    A disgruntled sandwich shop employee puts a razor blade onto your sandwich. The razor deeply cuts your mouth and tongue numerous times, and you nervously choke to death on your own blood.


    My Screen Name:

    While having fun with fireworks, an M-80 blows up in your hand. You die from massive blood loss.
     
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  39. MEAC_ALLAMERICAN

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    I will most likely die on this message board. :cry:
     
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  40. Sanyi

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    my user name and real name are the same
    the funny thing is, I've thought of doing this in an attempt to 'free the whales' but never really thought that I would die myself, I just assumed I could escape easily
     
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  41. Rafa freak

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    While playing halo the people next door think you are a teririst and they throw
    a m-80 through your window and you are scared too death.


    Rafa freak:

    while in school you are the victim of a school shooting and you can guess the rest.
     
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  42. Geezer Guy

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    My real name - age 52: You are the victim of a home robbery and are shot in the head several times at point blank range while you're asleep.

    Geezer Guy - age 2: While walking downtown, you fall into an open manhole and sink beneath the thick sewage.
     
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  43. richw76

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    Being depressed with life in general, you commit suicide by sitting in your running car with the garage door closed.

    richw76 - After a heated argument with a crazed dry cleaner, he savagely strangles you to death with your own pants.
     
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