How would you rather see Sharapova dealt with?

Discussion in 'General Pro Player Discussion' started by jasonmiller, Aug 1, 2012.

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your preferred penalty

  1. lose the point

    6 vote(s)
    37.5%
  2. shock collar

    6 vote(s)
    37.5%
  3. Chuck Norris roundhouse

    4 vote(s)
    25.0%
  4. other

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    0.0%
  1. jasonmiller

    jasonmiller Rookie

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    If I had it my way, she would have to STFU or deal with consequences. After a scream, should the punishment be:

    Lose the point
    Shock collar
    Chuck Norris roundhouse

    Or maybe we should just do the same thing some people have done to their dogs and snip her vocal cords. I personally vote shock collar.


    All joking aside, I seriously can't/won't watch her matches. Or Azarenka's, for that matter.
     
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  2. tennis_pro

    tennis_pro G.O.A.T.

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    I'm with you bro but what can we do. Stop watching WTA?
     
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  3. jasonmiller

    jasonmiller Rookie

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    Yeah, basically. Does anyone even watch it other than when they show women's matches during Grand Slam or Olympic coverage?
     
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  4. SStrikerR

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    Shock collar? Wow, didn't know people were actually into that stuff.
     
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  5. jasonmiller

    jasonmiller Rookie

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    Serious question: Does anyone know if there were any major grunting/screaming offenders between Seles and Sharapova? I know Sharapova isn't the first offender, but she definitely seems to be the worst and it seems like this practice has really caught on since she came around.
     
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  6. jasonmiller

    jasonmiller Rookie

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    Nothing kinky, just the standard shock collar like people use to train their dogs to stop barking. It could even be pink and sparkly, if she liked.
     
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  7. sureshs

    sureshs Bionic Poster

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    She cares deeply about your opinions and will try her best not to inconvenience you.

    LOL
     
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  8. smoledman

    smoledman Legend

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    Isn't Serena one of the biggest screamers?
     
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  9. Shaolin

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    Citronella collar...more humane.
     
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  10. zam88

    zam88 Professional

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    i think she should have to do the same screaming while performing in a porn film.

    That ought to teach her... and then i'll at least enjoy the screams
     
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