Discussion in 'Tennis Tips/Instruction' started by Claudius, Dec 25, 2009.
like with a bat?....
OK.... at what?
Though you said you were 3.5?
Must have enjoyed some great improvement over the last month or so!
No, you couldn't.
I am quite confident that my skills would best your skills in any form of combat or competition in which we would be pitted against one another, mano y mano. In such a scenario you would be not only bested, but destroyed, annihilated, chewed up and shat out like a piece of Christmas cake, and crumpled up then tossed into the corner much like what happens to you in your 2.5 league after the friendly neighbourhood 12 year old girl beats you yet again in front of all of your (former) friends. You would become a shell of the man you are currently if you were to challenge me and this I am 100% certain of. In other words, the bottom of my boot would have an imprint of your arse on it when I was through with you.
Your a massive tool. To even say that is lame.
big deal. get a life
If you live in the DC metro area, it's on!! Any place, any time!
so what??? what is your shoe size???
You do know that Pete Sampras and Dimitri Tursunov both post here, right?
I can beat Pete, he is getting old....
Fedace might be able to beat pete if he was playing left handed with a broken left hand just mabey.
Get a clue, get a job or a girl. You've got too much damn time on your hands.
I had thought I had seen the depths of his ignorance when I saw his inane topic on how Chris Evert would lose to a 4.5.
The bottom of the barrel just got deeper, it seems.
Come on guys, he's just yanking your chains...
i would so beat u on modern warfare 2!
be careful of what you wish for, a pusher could show up and crush your ego
there is the MAC you know. i like to hit you, but i am not that good
... sounds like it would be a pretty tight match *smile*!
There's gotta be someone in the DC area that can stomp Confident Claud?
Shame you're not in Toronto I would love to give you a free beating.
COME ON! make the challenge and set up this EXO love to see the results.
Claudius let me know what kind of Wheaties you're eating.
"Remember you can't beat the Dragon!!" (Mike Agassi)
Accept the challenge!!!
Figure's a Wawrinka fan.. nuff said
Thats ok... I was pretty sure there was a few people here that were better than me... and if I look around... I am sure there is someone within a mile of me that could probably beat me too. I am not losing sleep over it.
First of all, what are so proficient in? Stupid? Well you got all of us beat on that one.
Second of all, whatever you smoking, PAST THAT **** HERE!
Have a great day in lala land!
Hope you clear out all the super mutants first!
Wow really? I had read before that sampras did but did not know about Tursunov...what's his screen name?
lol Yaz hes kidding
OP: i will be more than happy to challenge you to a 2 out of 3 set match.. next time your in Nor Cal, let me know and we will play for $$
Take it easy on him, kevin. We don't want to go home crying and give up tennis all together....
haha...just trying to put him in place..
this response reminds me of a commercial promoting the US Open series where john mcenroe challenged roger federer to a tennis match and federer just wasn't interested
I guarentee you Claudius that you cant beat TMOP or Clint Thompson
How do you know Claudius isn't a touring pro ? maybe he is Radek Stepanek playing practical jokes on us......?
because a touring pro has better things to do than to challenge people from talk tennis forum
it would be like a 3.5 challenging a beginner. it makes no sense.
Hey, Clinton can give Radek a good match on a given day.. and maybe even beat him on a given day...
My fathers wooshoo is better than your fathers wooshoo
I'll play you after you beat Chris Evert in a real tennis match (not at poker, or something else) ;-)
PS - you'll need to travel to the west coast to play me.
Good Luck! K_I
Dude... There is no way haha
Isn't a 3.5 a beginner though? (Serious question)
Claudius has major issues though...
nah, not to me.
to me, 3.5 has all the strokes but the strokes aren't as good as those from a 4.0 and above.
to me a beginner is someone who just picks up a tennis racquet for the first time. it would take that person many years to reach the level of a 3.5 player, unless he's really a quick learner and quite talented .
Oh okay that's fair enough. Thanks. Im an exception in that case lol
Pete post here!? Pete, I think you are the greatest of all time! Why did you retire? I have many other questions, like where do you live and can I get your phone number so we can talk when I'm not so busy? I didn't even play back in the day but I would watch everytime you did. Another post say's that you don't post on here but I don't believe it. I can almost promise you will like me once you get to know me. In your world I'm a has been that never was, a 3.5 in a 2.0 body but I need help with my topspin serve. Not sure if the ball should be out in front or above me on the toss. Pete, it's not a man-crush.......but if you call and wife answers just hang up....I will know it's you.
LOL funniest post I've read in a long time. Nicely done.
Hello Mr. Claudius,
My niece lives out in the D.C. area. She can challenge you once she takes
some tennis lessons.
ahh...Is there anyone with the balls to challenge me?
True or False?
Claudius, before I answer you, did you beat Chris yet?
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