I need some trash talk ideas

Discussion in 'Tennis Tips/Instruction' started by freelans, May 20, 2006.

  1. samster

    samster Legend

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    Agreed, definitely throwing a junkball or two!

    I recommend it, that's what I do.
     
  2. califsurferboy33

    califsurferboy33 Semi-Pro

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    how to distract the openent...tie one shoe while hes up at the line, then the other, then when hes getting ready to serve say wait, fix your strings, then when hes getting ready to serve scream wait...and then say o shoot thought there was a ball there, and then everytime he hits a fault yell fault and anytime he hits the ball out say OUT and call the serve when hes serving lol
     
  3. Ambivalent

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    That would be grounds to call a let, no?
     
  4. Breaker

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    When playing Lleyton-wannabes who "come on" even when they go for a sip of water, I'll usually keep quiet until beating them at the end of the match, then get down on one knee, stare at them and throw in a "come on" of my own with the vicht thrown in. Mixed reactions from doing that little bit haha.
     
  5. Noveson

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    I watched a guy a few days ago. He gave me some really good ideas, here were the things he did.

    * Whenever he got a volley that was going to be a winner, he would look away right before he hit it.

    * One time he got a really weak lob, he actually turned away from the ball when he saw it, and was walking back when he decided to go back and crush it.

    * If there was a ball on the court he would pick it up during the middle of the point.

    * He would roll his eyes whenever the other guy hit a winner, and once said 'could you get any luckier.'

    Now remember this was a close match. And that is exactly how to be a complete jackass.
     

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